Weekend was

The UK is about to give the US an extra £3bn a year. The NHS 'can't afford' to pay doctors £500m a year more. But it will give the USA 6x as much for nothing.

He sure is

Mark Kelly: "The message he sent a couple days ago was he declared that loyalty to the Constitution is now punishable by death. Those are serious words coming from the president. He's trying to intimidate us. But I'm not going to be intimidated."

"Hey, look America, I just pulled 'Many legal scholars' out of my butt."

This is my kind of good trouble.

Never forget who MTG really is. courtesy of @mindcite.bsky.social

I'm starting to feel homesick. Yes, Goodison was too small. The facilities were poor. It was scruffy. It was a tatty shed of a stadium. But the smells, the pushing and shoving, the cramped seats. I miss them all. It was like a comfort blanket. I miss it all. BMD is amazing but ... #UTFT

Richarlison's goal yesterday was typically opportunistic. That's him. He isn't a gifted player when beating a man with the ball at his feet. More often than not, he'll lose possession and end up on his arse. But give him half a chance and he'll nail it. I'd have him back in a heartbeat. #UTFT

Y'all know a Kopite when you see one. #KopiteBehaviour

Curry’s getting in on the act 🤣🤣

#SlotOut trending yet?

Get him in the Hague along with all the people who have enabled the Genocide in Gaza.

#MAGA is descending into chaos. It is fragmenting. Just like a wounded coyote biting at its own wounds. T I C K ... T O C K. The fat lady, Madame Karma, is clearing her her throat. news.sky.com/story/marjor...

Anyone else get the feeling Epstein didn’t kill himself? 🤔

Nathan Gill; A traitor who was at the very top of Reform UK, aiding and abetting Russian adversaries, has been sentenced today. Reform UK should be ashamed. Britain deserves better.

Trump is the biggest asshole we‘ve ever had as president.

It’s ingrained and indoctrinated on US military members not to follow Unlawful orders. Trump never has taken his oath seriously, he will never understand this.

Fixed it for yers. You're welcome. #BCFC

In fifty years time, I'm not so sure that folk will appreciate a stadium that gives a nod to Birmingham's industrial past and the millions of tons of CO2 that were spewed into the atmosphere. #BCFC

You're clearly not a 'morning person' are you Donald? I'd lay off the Jack Daniel's for a while, lad.

There are 195 countries in the world. Besides the US, how many have full or partial versions of the Epstein files? Make the world a better place. Leak them!

Think about this for a second, ladies and gents, there is no “taking this out of context,” the President of the United States, he himself today… placed death threats on Veterans…………. As a Veteran, I am infuriated by this. He needs to be fcking impeached.. 🏴

BREAKING: Senator @ChrisMurphyCT on Trump's call for executions: “The President of the United States just called for members of Congress to be executed. If you are a person of influence in this country, maybe it’s time to pick a f**king side!”

"Toxic." "Chaotic." "Could not be trusted." Everything we knew about him and his troupe of incompetent gimps is now proven. He couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery. A fact that will be in the history books. What a legacy. #BorisJohnson #Covid

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

New Birmingham City stadium is the Power Rangers HQ i will be taking no further questions at this time.

Jesus wept.

Quite like Birmingham's new stadium

Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

Who could've predicted this? 😒

www.aol.co.uk/news/governm... "Toxic." "Chaotic." "Could not be trusted." Everything we knew about him and his troupe of incompetent gimps has been proven to be true and a fact that will be in the history books. What a legacy. #Tories

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.

I'm done with this PIGGY!!!!!

news.sky.com/story/deadli... If anyone wants to volunteer to be his appropriate adult ..?

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Quiet Piggy!

This is the best and funniest take that I have come across all week! 🤣😅😂😆🐖🐖

You don't hate Cristiano Ronaldo enough.

YER MA'S APPLE CRUMBLE

Not even the best goal in the match! When that worldy third goal went in, I screamed like Everton had just scored a last-minute winner in a derby match. I was buzzing. And I'm as English as they come. Amazing job, Jocks. 👏 You made my night. We'll give yers a good hiding over there though. 😂

news.sky.com/story/new-re... Meanwhile, #Trump still has his issues with wind.

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What the fuck is all this about #Trump supposedly giving Bill Clinton a blow job? As if anyone could get it up with Trump in the room. 🤢🤮

#Trump has threatened to sabotage The World Cup. Someone should remind him the World Cup is being held in the USA, Canada and Mexico. I'm sure Canada and Mexico could fill any gaps. FIFA could buy & sell Trump ten times over and still have change for a double cheeseburger and fries. #WC2026