Ann Littleshit Mother England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

Walking into work tomorrow

Nice sharer Chicken Roast.

Yerrrrrssssss

Pawson letting everyone know he's got his Liverpool ballies on nice and early.

Sky own Peter Dreary...One self indulged Twat. Pardon ones French.

City need to be squeaky clean in their penalty box today.

Brighton are a slightly up market Reading.

Absolute LUMP.

Charles Johnson

Remembering the great Kevin Campbell on what would have been his 56th Birthday today 🔵160 Games ⚽️50 Goals 🅰️10 Assists 💙Forever in our thoughts

Excellent

F Utwatt England, Buckinghamshire, Church Records, 1217-1994

Liam Rosenior another in a long line of Zara clad LinkedIn managers.

The biggest threat to a young footballer's career is not David Moyes,It's Toxic Evertonians. Many a young players has fallen by the wayside because he hasn't met Fat Terry in The Park Ends standards.

Cole Palmer looks like he's just escaped from a Monastic monastery.

Definitely be culling some Blues on here tonight.

Who buys low fat cheese? Just don't eat cheese.

Margaret Coleturd England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

The whole Champions League thing is a bit of a joke now,isn't it?

John Shitfold Spouse England, Somerset, Church Records, 1501-1999

It tells you everything you need to know that Reform are parachuting in a rent-an-extremist - this isn't about representing the people of Gorton and Denton, it's about using this place as a platform for their careers. Manchester will show him the door.

A little 3 cheese lasagna. Well not that little.

🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has announced a £300m support package for pubs and music venues: - From April, venues get 15% off business rates - Bills then frozen in real terms for 3 years - 75% of pubs see bills fall or stay the same, then freeze or fall - By 2029, venues pay less than today

Pie chronicles #2 Chicken ,Leek and chorizo. Pastry slightly over but I can live with that.

Crawley... absolute plonker that lad.

Not going to lie. That North Korean Benidorm looks great. * Checks flights *

Fanny Underhead England and Wales, Census, 1881

Bought Rotisserie Oven over Chrimbo. Good bit kit. Did a Lemon,Herb and garlic chicken. Crispy Spuds in Olive oil Anchovy and Caesar wedge salad

There is no meal on earth that's not improved by adding a Crumpet.

Willy Face England, Warwickshire, Parish Registers, 1535-1972

That'll do.

Started an Ox tail,Red Wine and Butterbean stew.

Radio Merseyside Moan-in. They've turned. Glorious.

Feels like a chippy evening.

Smoked some Korean BBQ ribs on the old Ninja. Decent bit of kit to be fair.

A lot of Blues had thrown the towel in before kick off today. Needs to change this.

We really are a Jekyll and Hyde team.

The Toffees

Monty Don...Absolute geezer.

This is fantastic...Even by James "Sandals & Socks" Pearce standards.

Dogs la...Glorious.

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 🤗 ⚡️ #wednesdaymotivation

I actually think his pants would have benefited more with a Bavarian Twist Stitch,But alas.

The amount of Vermin currently working within British politics is frightening.

Had an Incredible meal at Pilgrim on Allerton Rd,last night. Recommend it.

Some Tories, after 14 years in power… …are saying nothing now works in the UK. So they’re joining Reform, so they can complain about the Tory record - and you can vote them right back in, in a few years’ time, under new anti-Tory branding. 🤷🏻‍♂️

"A few years ago you tweeted: 'I'm not British born Mr Nigel Farage, I'm as British as you are. Your comments are offensive and racist "I would be frightened to live in a country run by you" Nadhim Zahawi is questioned on previous criticism of Farage after defecting to Reform

Football, sick of: Jamie Carragher Jamie Redknapp Gary Neville ‘Fletch’ Rio Ferdinand Refs The Overlap Sky Sports News YouTubers YouTubers appearing outside of YouTube Fab Romano People filming not watching games “Can I have your shirt please”