Someone alerted me to this utterly magnificent insult And the recipient is absolutely worthy of the insult too

First line of the new Global International anthem

It's definitely.... Crab and Sweetcorn soup Salt and Pepper Chicken Wing Sichuan Crispy Beef Boiled Rice Prawn Crackers Weather.

I hope Bonk is ok in this heat.

I see Foo Fighters are playing Castle Grayskull tonight. I've always had them down as an American Statue Quo.

Big Fan of Andy Burnham running the country from his seat at The Hill Dickinson. #EFC

Did some homemade Bagels.

I am surprised no one has mentioned how warm it is. Seems to have slipped under the radar.

How Gordon got on the plane to the WC let alone starting games is beyond me.

When iPlayer asks Lee Dixon if he has a TV Licence. He says "No"

Going through my Fred Dibnah phase. * Lights Woodbine *

Bit of Sumo for the lads.

If Burnham becomes PM,Can we stick that in our Trophy cabinet? #EFC

The Duality of Pat.

Just nearly choked to death on a Milky Way. Surely you can't choke to death on Chocolate?

Homemade Mexican Night. Slow Cooked Beef Chili & Oven baked Nachos. Pork belly & Pickled Red Cabbage tacos. Mexican Cheese Corn.

White Chocolate doesn't belong on a Kit Kat.

Danny Murphy shags with a Hi Vis on.

Danny Murphy wears driving gloves.

Apparently Giroud has had a couple of ribs taken out.

Good Run.

Switzerland never got out of neutral

Me for the day.

No one has fancy dress parties anymore.

Chicken Kiev's are up there with the most dangerous foods in the World.

Am starting to think maybe Ben Stokes is a bit of a nob.

Annoying when you see someone you know in the supermarket,and then you've have to avoid them the whole way round.

The comments section on Social media over Mykolenko's new deal are grim.

Phil Jupitus, Remember him?

Guy Martin is sound.

Jesus wept.

The Guv'nor in the pub here has got the heating on. Could be a booking.

Hot Garbo from Lancs that.

Got my hair cut last yesterday only for my barber to tell me after he'd finished he'd gone blind in one eye. That was it,told me to find a new Barber. Not how envisioned our 15 year relationship ending. Am bit heartbroken.

The absolute Brass Neck of The Echo charging for their online content. Akane Spake.

RIP Anthony Head. Did wonders for instant Coffee. Sad.

That'll knock the wind out of you.

How hasn't anyone opened a 'Drive thru Barbers'? Printing Money.

Nothing worse than a typo.

I see Graeme Sharp has got his feet back under the table. Obviously been missing the hospitality on a Saturday.

They arrest people who protest against genocide. Yet one man is allowed to incite hatred and gets off scot free. Repeatedly. Why is it that the UK establishment and media assists Farage at every turn. FFS, Farage has a semi-permanent seat on BBC Question Time.

Adverts are absolutely shit these days. Had some absolute belters during the 90s.

Not keen on Wank-Bazooka from The'Ammers. Absolute headless Chicken.

Soccer AIDS.

This is extremely funny and tad horseshoey to boot

Happy Brian Harvey Day if you’re celebrating.

Voting Reform is the road to serfdom. Farage already thinks he's better than everyone else. Voting for him confirms you know your place.

After winning the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1957 ALBERT CAMUS wrote a letter of thanks to his favourite childhood teacher, whom he'd never forgotten. Its wonderful.