Philip
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Hydration Break
about 5 hours ago
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Rory tipping up at Centre Court in his Masters Green jacket? Is that normal?
about 6 hours ago
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Franco Luambo, LƩon Bukasa, Manuel d'Oliveira, Papa Noƫl Nedule, BƩbƩ Atalaku, Nono Monzuluku, Noƫlla Ayeganagato Nakwipone, Vital Balla, Denis Mukwege, Eshele Botende! Your boys took one hell of a beating!
about 8 hours ago
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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
about 8 hours ago
Partey just walked passed
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Great goal I know, but I used to score them like that 3 or 4 times every weekend back in the 80s No smartphones about them though, so youāll just have to take my word for it
about 8 hours ago
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That! THAT is a goal! 2-1
about 8 hours ago
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Goal! 1-1
about 8 hours ago
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DR Congo are pretty shit, letās have it right. I hope England get them in the final
about 8 hours ago
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Hydration Break
about 8 hours ago
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That kid City have bought! Obviously can play football but heās not been in it at all!
about 9 hours ago
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Straight at him! Hardly a great save Alan, you pillock
about 9 hours ago
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Save!
about 9 hours ago
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Get fucked! Massive dive!
about 9 hours ago
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Witness the panic a first time cross creates!
about 9 hours ago
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Donāt have a go at the winger, Alan! Have a go out of the cunts who have coached traditional wing play out of him!
about 9 hours ago
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Good timing for the hydration break, can water counteract the effects of spice the lads have obviously been on?
about 9 hours ago
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Mr Benn
about 9 hours ago
Hydration break...
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Hydration Break!
about 9 hours ago
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Pickford said in interview prior to the match, the squad are not thinking of the next game, they are fully focused on the DR Congo match! Iāve a feeling Englands next match will be a friendly
about 9 hours ago
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Hmm, Iām convinced he tried to take a touch there
1 day ago
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RIP Humphrey Smith - A cantankerous old twat!
1 day ago
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1 day ago
Can my mate come to the afters? He's sound.
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Who was it on here who when asked, if they could have a superpower what superpower would they choose to have? Chose the ability to make people shit their pants! I still think of that and chuckle
1 day ago
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Canāt believe no one has dropped Dixon of Dock Green
2 days ago
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Drop a Cop
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2 days ago
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West Lancs A Ives
2 days ago
Clean the stadium and fuck off home
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Well I never, there REALLY was a Saint Gilbert! Not only that, but he seemed a sly old fox anā all! Saint bloody Gilbert indeed
2 days ago
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Burnham, pretty much like Starmer doesnāt stand a fuckinā chance because pretty much like Starmer, every fucker and his dog is on his back and heās not even in charge yet! This country and its politics is absolutely fucked!
2 days ago
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No.10s new address in Manchester! Anyone got any ideas where that could be? Shoutout for turfing out whoever runs Oxford Rd Barbers, looking over the Medlock! Prime location
2 days ago
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Neilsnotreal
3 days ago
All I can see is a polar bear humping a log
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What you having for your breakfast, mate? Back end of a Labrador!
3 days ago
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Canada and South Africa have both been crap! I hope England get to play both in the final
3 days ago
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Hydration Break
loading . . .
3 days ago
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Tell you who still has āitā Barry Manilow! Seen recent footage of him? Wow! Just wow!
4 days ago
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This has tickled me on Instagram! Proper tickled me!
4 days ago
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Lee Dixon uses a foot pump when he gets a flat tyre on his Volvo
4 days ago
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Hydration Break
4 days ago
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Into these last known sighting of Hannibal Lecter bastards!
4 days ago
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Harlan Cobenās I Will Find You, new 8 part series on The Netflix - a review One episode in and within the opening 5 minutes it had a very real feel of an afternoon drama on CH5. In other words, it looked shit and from there it went steadily downhill A,wonāt be bothering with another episode 3/10
4 days ago
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Petrichor! Glorious, sensational petrichor!
4 days ago
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Ironically, the person/persons developing this technology will be falling out of windows pretty soon
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5 days ago
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@pieorama.bsky.social
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6 days ago
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Jesus and Butthead
6 days ago
I want to quit my job and raise sea monkeys.
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First line of the new Global International anthem
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6 days ago
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Wendy Patrick
6 days ago
Hurrah! Two brave young men.
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Iām indoors ffs!
6 days ago
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What a shit story that was from whoever was telling it
#ENGNEW
#TheCricket
7 days ago
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Commentator saying that the Scottish player fouled for the disallowed goal will be the most relieved man in Florida right now. Isnāt Mar-a-Lago in Florida?
7 days ago
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Gilles
7 days ago
Hydration break
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Best thing about living alone? Well, one of the best things? Coming home after a day out in the sun, opening all the windows, leaving the blinds shut, having a long cool shower before chilling bollock naked on the settee without a care in the world!
7 days ago
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