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Rory tipping up at Centre Court in his Masters Green jacket? Is that normal?

Franco Luambo, Léon Bukasa, Manuel d'Oliveira, Papa Noël Nedule, Bébé Atalaku, Nono Monzuluku, Noëlla Ayeganagato Nakwipone, Vital Balla, Denis Mukwege, Eshele Botende! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

Partey just walked passed

Great goal I know, but I used to score them like that 3 or 4 times every weekend back in the 80s No smartphones about them though, so you’ll just have to take my word for it

That! THAT is a goal! 2-1

Goal! 1-1

DR Congo are pretty shit, let’s have it right. I hope England get them in the final

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That kid City have bought! Obviously can play football but he’s not been in it at all!

Straight at him! Hardly a great save Alan, you pillock

Save!

Get fucked! Massive dive!

Witness the panic a first time cross creates!

Don’t have a go at the winger, Alan! Have a go out of the cunts who have coached traditional wing play out of him!

Good timing for the hydration break, can water counteract the effects of spice the lads have obviously been on?

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Pickford said in interview prior to the match, the squad are not thinking of the next game, they are fully focused on the DR Congo match! I’ve a feeling Englands next match will be a friendly

Hmm, I’m convinced he tried to take a touch there

RIP Humphrey Smith - A cantankerous old twat!

Can my mate come to the afters? He's sound.

Who was it on here who when asked, if they could have a superpower what superpower would they choose to have? Chose the ability to make people shit their pants! I still think of that and chuckle

Can’t believe no one has dropped Dixon of Dock Green

Drop a Cop

Clean the stadium and fuck off home

Well I never, there REALLY was a Saint Gilbert! Not only that, but he seemed a sly old fox an’ all! Saint bloody Gilbert indeed

Burnham, pretty much like Starmer doesn’t stand a fuckin’ chance because pretty much like Starmer, every fucker and his dog is on his back and he’s not even in charge yet! This country and its politics is absolutely fucked!

No.10s new address in Manchester! Anyone got any ideas where that could be? Shoutout for turfing out whoever runs Oxford Rd Barbers, looking over the Medlock! Prime location

All I can see is a polar bear humping a log

What you having for your breakfast, mate? Back end of a Labrador!

Canada and South Africa have both been crap! I hope England get to play both in the final

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Tell you who still has ‘it’ Barry Manilow! Seen recent footage of him? Wow! Just wow!

This has tickled me on Instagram! Proper tickled me!

Lee Dixon uses a foot pump when he gets a flat tyre on his Volvo

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Into these last known sighting of Hannibal Lecter bastards!

Harlan Coben’s I Will Find You, new 8 part series on The Netflix - a review One episode in and within the opening 5 minutes it had a very real feel of an afternoon drama on CH5. In other words, it looked shit and from there it went steadily downhill A,won’t be bothering with another episode 3/10

Petrichor! Glorious, sensational petrichor!

Ironically, the person/persons developing this technology will be falling out of windows pretty soon

I want to quit my job and raise sea monkeys.

First line of the new Global International anthem

Hurrah! Two brave young men.

I’m indoors ffs!

What a shit story that was from whoever was telling it #ENGNEW #TheCricket

Commentator saying that the Scottish player fouled for the disallowed goal will be the most relieved man in Florida right now. Isn’t Mar-a-Lago in Florida?

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Best thing about living alone? Well, one of the best things? Coming home after a day out in the sun, opening all the windows, leaving the blinds shut, having a long cool shower before chilling bollock naked on the settee without a care in the world!