Imagine my shock _ Football not part of government ticket crackdown_ www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The shape of this tree, formed by decades of strong wind.

Today is International Mens day when all those men who moan about international Women's day get to do their thing.

Finest player I or anyone will ever see in their lives Genius

Ffs! Went to bed after Scotland made it 3-2! Bedtime, bloody hell!

Just been reading about Fabián O'Neill, Uruguayan who played for Juventus Now, I’ve been extremely drunk on occasion, dare say we all have, but I’ve never been this drunk. Have you? How the fuck would even begin to explain this to your wife?

I used to score them like that every week when I was playing. Sometimes twice in a weekend, did it twice in one game once! No mobile phones about then though

Good player that lad isn’t he

If I was a journalist, I’d have said to Mr Bone-Saw “Do you even own a suit?”

I do hope that Premier League football clubs get the memo I’ll not hold my breath

Monday!

Dahmer, that time he appeared on Ready, Steady, Cook and Ainsley made an innuendo concerning his own tallywhaker

Get to know your followers, 10 random things you DON’T like Macaroni and cheese Winter Big coats Racists Having an itchy arse Queuing at the bar Miserable bastards Unmade beds Confrontation Joggers

Genuinely miss this kind of shit football. Goalmouth scrambles, dreadful pitches, players often caked in mud with the technical ability of a modern day Sunday League player Sooner its return the better

Have Sky News headlines on waiting for confirmation or denial of Donald sucking Jeff/Jeff sucking Donald

Imagine being a Septic and never ever experiencing homemade Cottage pie, peas, red cabbage and buttered crusty bread! Poor sods!

This bastard wants throttling!

Just taken delivery of and put together a new hoover which has a headlight on it I never knew about! What kind of twisted fuck is hoovering at night!?

Laughing my balls off here. I genuinely didn’t know United are above Liverpool in the table. What a way to find out!

11th Pint.

Playing poker tonight with Hulk Hogam!

‘WAITER! I say, WAITER! Yes young man. Are there pigeons in the kitchen?’

6 Making working class lives as huge a living hell as possible

Not sure that its meant to do that?

Alex! Show me a man who has some very dark secrets

Not listened to this in years till something reminded me of it this morning and now I can’t stop listening to it Pete Wylie youtu.be/soC197yOpJk?...

Howling at the last bit! Trump being the dickhead that he is will likely contest that he’s the finest and largest!

If you see this post a picture of any celebrity you’ve seen bollock naked

1 - each club limited to just 2 grounds men, just a sit in mower and a pitchfork to use 2 - revert to 3 named subs 3 - no cunt earning more than the average wage allowed tickets 4 - bring back the burger carts 5 - tight fitting shorts

Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role! Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances Thanks pals! 💙 #Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman #Wirral #ManualLabor

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Antiques Roadshow is in Swansea and someone has brought in their probation officer.

‘kin hate that! I made a brew about half an hour ago and forgot I’d made it! It’s now cold FML! How’s your Monday going?

Oh my

That was special too

That bloody cross!

<sighs> Back to you in the studio

Like I have said all week. Get at that right back, he’s goosed from the game in midweek where he played the game of his life

It’s Howe’s wife and kids I feel sorry for when they find his head in a bin bag in Northumberland, arms and legs in bin bags in Shropshire and his torso bagged up in Inverness

‘WHERE’S OUR POPPY?’ ‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’

WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?

@support.bsky.team - what’s this nonsense?

Fuck off Everton you useless twats!

Barry Norman’s review of The Greatest Story Ever Told

YIUUURRRRSSSSS!

Nice leg stretch after the much delayed coach trip down. Lovely town Matlock, but the gene pool look a bit shallow in parts.

Yippee

<sighs>

Arses!

Yipeeeee!