Afternoon. Couple of days off. Beach it is then

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum. Habemus Sunday Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum dominum, dominum Orriblum, sanctæ Romanæ ecclesiæ Cardinale Ivesum. Qui sibi nomen imposuit Heinzum 57um.

1230 - 730

Two - Ten

Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFs.

Three more sleeps before Trump needs to own West Lancashire

Both Bounty bars used to be on a cardboard tray

Possibly the worst promise of snow since Keith Chegwin told his wife to expect 9 inches tonight

530 - 1230

No new pictures, where are you mentally..

Six - Two

David Coleman. Superstars 1980

Six - Two

Six - Two

Six - Two

An open letter to President Donald Trump. You deserve a clip for what you did to Venezuela. However, I'm willing to overlook it if, you promise to launch a load of nukes at the lads who wear shorts in winter. You will find them on their way to work or around shops. Hopefully we can make this work

Bigger coat day 🧥

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you A bullrush A plane engine A car travelling wrong way on the M6

730 start

Happy New Year 🎉 Chime youtube.com/watch?v=HXU5...

I'm sure we are all behind @vocnorth.bsky.social at Ally Pally today in his 4th round match against Johnny Clayton

Hit a lovely 5 iron which landed straight through the windscreen of Limahls dad's new XR3I

I smoked the bong in a Blackpool hotel with the girl from 2Unlimited.

Claire Baldings ex

Wainwrights, that it. Spent the last 4 days doing another 7. 2 years to complete, even though I still have 3 left that I've done before, Scafell, Haystacks and finish on Helvellyn. Those 3 can wait until Easter. Been great, been miserable, been a challenge at times. Enjoyed most of it. Worth doing

Seven minutes injury time is a nightmare for the players but a lottery ticket for Luke Shaw in the changing room amongst the mince pies

Luke Shaw coming off with heartburn

Happy Boxing Day

Home Alone is on. Still one of the greatest tweets on the bird app

Remembering Caroline A'Hearne born on this day in 1963

If you went on Mastermind. What would be your specialist subject ? Porridge TV series

37 years ago i played a cup game inside Hindley Borstal. Won easily. After the game 2 inmates brought teas in, one spotted my cigs and asked for one. Gave him the box, mate gave his box to the other lad, they shoved them down their balls and said thanks. 6 months later I'm in a pub with my ex....

Did Mam Tor to Back Tor this morning, a pie shop visit on the way back, currently finishing Nuremberg on the couch while stripping half a dozen pork ribs, beat that for a Christmas Eve

So I'm 3 episodes in to Landman and by Jove it's fucking good. How come nobody messaged about it. Billy Bob is cool as fuck. It takes a cool man to wear a stetson. Very enjoyable so far. Would binge it, but I'm going to take my time

All rivalry apart. On social media there will be great looking Christmas dinners and awful looking Christmas dinners, but none of them will taste worse than Jake Pauls that he's drinking through a straw. And that warms the fucking cockles of my heart, the Quaver chin cunt

6am alarm ✅ Peak climbed ✅ Flask finished ✅ Concourse ✅ Brisket and onion barm ✅ Showered ✅ Brew ✅ Herbal ✅ Mad Mad Mad World film ✅ M&S Tutti fruity grapes ✅ To Hull & Back next ✅ Finding 3 pics for Woolfinders food ✅ Picking the wet leaves up in the garden ✖ ✖ ✖

Day off

Me waiting for Santa

Luke Shaw needs just 3 more Greggs Festive bakes at half time to break the record he set in 2023 for most during a calendar month

Tonight's song on the radio after I've finished for Christmas, wasn't Band Aid, or Chris Rea or even God forbid fucking Slade. It was ABBA - The Winner Takes It All. That cheered me right up. Fucking harrowing song. Better than fucking East 17 though

Mad Frankie Friday

730 - 730. Then.... 2 weeks off

I will tell you who deserves a hot bike chain around their ears on an icy day....... Those who use an ice cream scoop to serve up mashed potato. Absolute dregs

"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"

"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"

Two - Ten

Two - Ten

Walking into 2026