Almost over the L.A. experience What a city!

...you come half way around to get away from these fu..... oh, hang on, thats quite brilliant...

The future has landed

That'll be your rock and indeed, your roll...

Morning Mortals Im not on Instagram but if you're of that persuasion, our friend Lee took some pretty fkn cool shots of our gig last night. Have a shufty on 'coopscw'

Here we gan...

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Good Afternoon

Good morning from Los Angeles to everyone from the boss goosers to the opportunist onanists and everyone in between, you too Girls. And remember....

Blows my mind stuff like this

Pope Benedict XVI, 19th April 2005

Richards: They did well in the first half with keeping the ball and all that sort of stuff...

Apologies in advance for the plethora of cheesy, clichéd images I'll be sharing from L.A. over the coming days. I'll try and keep them edgy, but no promises.

City win this

Geezer in Tesco taller than the fridges. Fkn massive. 7 foot easy, or two @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social's laid end to end

Billie Holiday, 1958. Dennis Stock.

Boshhhhhh!

There's very little that's any good on ITV but Believe Me is fucking brilliant. The women playing the victims are superb and the writing to portray the Old Bill as arrogant buffoons is bang on the money.

Seems like only yesterday our Blue cousin's were eyeing fourth place and planning an assault on Europe with a squad based around players who will inevitably be sold in the Summer.

No, you fuck off.

I've just spent 24 English pounds on tinned fish in Lunya and the wife thinks she's getting a look in. Just goes to show, you think you know someone...

I've found @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social matchday parking spec

My LA contact is preparing for our visit...

Just seen the Semenyo finish. Absolute filth. Fair dinkum.

You're welcome Cos I'm in the Business you understand

Bulgaria for me. Bouncing.

Mary Magdalene tries to cheer up Our Lord, Calvary, 0AD.

Moldova shite

Anyone fancy a Eurovision Bong Contest?

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

Happy to report I've made it in and out of Hindley unscathed.

Nigella Lawson could flip my pancakes any day of the week

168 hours and counting. New poster by Sam Farzin. Nervous! Me!? Yes. Absolutely shitting myself.

David Baddiel is not an authority on football. English or otherwise. The big fuckin fanny.

Fair play to my celtic supporting chum who sent me this stoater.

Peters and Lee Hazlewood

Kelly Dalglish* there saying Everton "still harbour European ambitions" with a straight face is why I love her more than the people of Sintellins love a Reform candidate. *she'll never be Cates for me

The Prime Minister of Engurland is an Arsenal fan with control of all CCTV including the VAR hardware #justsaying

Share a song from the year you turned 18... I win for the video alone. youtu.be/YNn51e11_dQ?...

So, assuming they all stayed, they're responsible for increasing the UK population by a whopping 0.3% over eight years. That must be why I can't get an NHS dentist.

Yuuuurrrrssssssssssssss!!!!!

Fuck off!

Fuck off Sturridge you Tit

@vizcomic.bsky.social a contender for Up The Arse Corner?

Don't tell him, Pike

Please, Villa, get this lot humped 🙏🏻

Doué is fkn mustard 🤌🏻

'Your society's broken. So who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No, let's blame the people with no power and no money and immigrants who don't even have a vote yet. Yeah, it must be their fucking fault.' - Iain Banks

Two weeks tonight. Our nearest weed dispensary ✌🏻