Reckon that's enough for the seabirds #thegridiron

This has been an absolute stinker #thegridiron

Leeds are battering Sean Dyche's Notts Forest here

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIN ‘ELL

"I was made promises about not speaking to a sex offender that weren't kept"

I wonder what else Peter Mandelson sought Epstein's advice about, because it seems he couldn't do the simplest thing without calling a confirmed sex abuser? Recipe tips perhaps. "Epstein, how should I cook rice?". Like some sort of dark voice assistant

Ordering Guinness last

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

I urge journalists to get ahead of this and make sure as much Mandelson and Epstein sticks to Streeting as possible

Peter Theil of Palantir. This is the man spying on you. This is the man who created the apps that ICE uses for facial recognition to map, track & take people. Fact: Elon/Trump used "DOGE" to gather info on us for Theil to create these apps. See how all these people are connected to Trump & Epstein?

This email between Epstein and JD Vance’s tech oligarch benefactor Peter Thiel where they plan to “collapse” society to create investment opportunities for themselves seems… not great (They also met with the UN ambassador to Russia together)

You'll Never Baulk Alone. RIP John Virgo

"Long Hall Flight"

If someone at Everton manages to conjure actual money from someone for McNeil, they deserve the freedom of the city

Hahahahaha what a way to rob a point

"Best fewm on Bluesky You'll never sing that"

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

BBC Breakfast

AMAZING

im sorry what was his name

I will.

STRIKER

A reminder: ICE is what Reform wants to introduce in the United Kingdom. This is what you are voting for if you vote Reform.

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace'.

Impending nuclear war on the day I finally get an interview for a full time job that I have a really good chance of actually getting? Textbook

Sit Trump down, show him a map and say “if you can point to Greenland right now, you can have it”

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Politicians are calling for a senior police officer to be sacked BECAUSE WEST MIDLANDS POLICE USED MICROSOFT CO-PILOT, WHICH WE'RE ALL BEING TOLD IS GREAT AND THE FUTURE. The same politicians who are gung-ho and balls deep for piping hot AI. There's your fucking story.

Exactly 👏 Any AI that generates non-consensual sexual images of women & CSAM of peoples children is not a “free speech debate” If you build it, deploy it, and profit from it, you own the harm. That means anyone running tools like Grok don’t get to shrug & play dumb. Responsibility isn’t optional.

Worse than even I could have imagined

Just broke out in a cold sweat at the thought of Everton's performance in a penalty shootout

I'm afraid Dibling is homesick again lads

Hello from a storm ravaged Pembrokeshire.

X ceased being a public square years ago, and over the last month, it’s degraded even further. A platform that enables the creation non-consensual sexualised images of women and children cannot be treated as neutral ground - and governments choosing to stay are endorsing it. Enough is enough.

There's those numbers again...

This Bowie thing with Ezra Furman on 6 music is the most boring thing I've ever heard

Why didn't someone warn me that there is an entirely Everton themed episode of Mr Tumble? I wasn't even wearing my booing slacks

This should read: ‘Turns off image generator for non-paying customers, but still offers it as a premium service’

Was trying to adjust the back of an office chair, pulled it up too vigorously, had my head directly over it, ploughed the whole thing upwards into my septum. Somehow didn't break anything, just really fucking hurt

Ruben Amorimoved

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.