There is that.

I miss him.

I missed three stumpings for Lancs U16s in a game once at Alderley Edge. I know how that Spurs goalie feels.

This is fucking mental. You can’t take him off. Fucking hell.

Just been reminded of an open mike night years ago at The Crown and Kettle by @jobonomatopoeia.bsky.social at which I heard a joke which remains a fave to this very day. “I come from a big family of Mancunian musicians. You’ve got R Kelly….

How the fuck is he not giving that in real time? The whole thing is fucked.

I didn’t see that coming. Reijnders was still fucking wank.

He still fucking froze in the box the useless twat.

Not sure my men’s mental health will cope with Savinho and Reijnders for 90 minutes.

Beating the traffic by staying until the final whistle is a new one.

PLAY WITHOUT A REF. SEE HOW IT GOES. FUCK THOSE GUYS.

What the fuck. It gets worse.

WHAT

He’s onside.

I get the impression even Spurs fans want Spurs to get relegated now. It's really not all that bad, it's quite fun in parts. Just try not to go down another division like we did. Then it can get a little fractious.

Lovely bit of work, Jos. Now get some fucking runs.

He can play the half volley on leg stick, Sam.

That was absolutely fucking wank.

This is some knock.

That’s quite funny.

Liverpool are playing a 17 year old. Fucking grow up.

Fucking hell. Stephen Hawking would’ve kept that pen out.

When did this come in?

I’ve no real appetite for war but I reckon I could get behind one with America under Trump. The fucking knobhead.

That Geese drummer has won me over.

‘EVACUATION’ NOT ‘IMMIGRATION’ IS IT NOW AYE

This.

Just tell the Americans they're in a school. Job done.

It really is incredible just how bad he gets it.

Who the fuck is advising these clowns??

Love that woman.

Lads, I’m 50 years old in two weeks.

I’ve genuinely never enjoyed a run in more. We don’t really care. This was supposed to be a season off and look at the state of them.

Yet more energy sapped. This lot are done.

Why are they so ridiculously weird?

If in doubt. Just lob one into the box. Like Wimbledon circa 86 this mob.

“It’s a lot quicker than it looks on that slow motion replay” IS IT GARY AYE.

Yer ma.

Christ that Pickford save was good yesterday.

Shut up.

“Deliberate handball or not” That won’t solve it, Alan. You tit.

Look at him. To die for. All 5ft 3 of him.

Fucking hell. Leeds are drunk.

As I’ve said time and time again, it must be fucking exhausting to be an Arsenal fan. This kind of stuff.

Is this something about the attendance?

Now the dust has settled, whereabouts in Bolton is she from?

“I genuinely thought they were alright. Soz.”

Sling it, Jos.

Aye, that should do it, you fucking nimrod.