@williamshuttoh.bsky.social Have the lads returned? I require updates.

Got a £93 round last night for five people. Fuck you, Starmer.

Why did nobody tell me that the Swiss were playing tonight? I mean, I’m not a fan, but their flag is a massive plus.

Pubes.

Bit of a keeping masterclass from Blundell this. Almost like picking your best wicketkeeper is a good idea.

What a shot that is.

Took the fucking cover off it. Are they deaf?

It’s my Niece’s 17th birthday party this evening, the cricket is currently on, the sun’s out, football’s on later, so I’ve fucked work off and I’m having a bloody drink.

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT

Marriage, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This. Again.

These kids should be running the country.

Yes. That definitely would be a new thing. The old ridiculous transfer fees in the Premier League.

What’s the actual point of Lee Dixon? The fucking dour cunt.

Today I will be mostly watching his pub protection money documentary on YouTube. An incredible piece of work.

It was our mate's 50th yesterday. @ricturner.bsky.social and @wonderfuelgas.bsky.social were there along with a load of friends and family. He had an accident a few years ago and now he's paralysed from the chest down. He feels sorry about it less than I do, his positivity is fucking inspiring....

Dirk Advocaat and the rest of Holland. Bad day for Protestants.

You have to say that's magnificent.

Please take your valuable time out to watch Reijnders for a few minutes. Just him on his own. Absolutely fucking rubbish.

Ruth has just got back from watching Harry Styles at Wembley yesterday. I don’t listen because it’s too much but I must have completely missed the fact her ticket was FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS.

Or - and forgive me if I'm going too fast here - ban them.

What a wonderful start to the day.

I tell you what, if Haiti’s goalie says it’s Christmas, we’re all singing Carols.

Jamaica?

I see Switzerland are playing. I’m not a massive fan, but their flag is a big plus.

@williamshuttoh.bsky.social @johnstafford72.bsky.social @stixx1979.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social @kevcockney.bsky.social And for anyone else who declared an interest. 11th July. Winton 1s v Stretford 1s. If it rains the bar will be open to the wee hours. It rarely shuts.

Given that start, I might have to book the next month off work. That ref was quite the tit.

Got to wear a fucking tuxedo a week tomorrow so you can guarantee it’s going to be the hottest day of the year, as it was last year, and the year before that. Please, I have seen all your Tattoo from Fantasy Island photos. Spare me.

Just been asked to play for one of the top teams in the GMCL Premier League on Saturday as they haven’t got a keeper *polishes nails* I said no obviously, I’m not fucking daft. I’d struggle to last 5 overs nowadays nevermind fucking 50.

Three years to the day we got followed by a very scary man wearing a butcher’s coat covered in blood in Istanbul @williamshuttoh.bsky.social

This is really sad news. A proper keeper. I could’ve watched him stood up to the quicks all day. One of those where the ball melted into his gloves.

Fair play, that’s quite the photo.

I cannot lend my support to any side that Sam Billings plays for. Even when the opposition is Essex. The fucking tit.

Delighted to see Switzerland in the World Cup so I can tell my joke.

Don’t get out your pram, mate, I’m trying to do you a favour.

That Cure Primavera set currently on 6Music for anyone who gives a shit. Not all two and a half hours though. That’s too much.

Anyone seen The Assembly that was just on? I know it doesn’t take much but if you need me I’ll be curled up crying in a ball.

Possibility that Eriksen is just attention seeking now.

Danny Devito. Jimmy Krankee. One of Snow White’s 7 mates. “I’m not happy” “Which one are you then?”. Ellen MacArthur. Sammy Lee. How long have we got?

Judging by footage from Primavera, Rachel Goswell is very much back in the game.

Don’t give the stuck up twats another Test for 10 years. I’ve played on better tracks in the Bolton Association.

I reckon that Cure Primavera set is as close to perfection that you’re ever going to get from a band.

I’ll never not think of Bill Hicks when these very unfortunate things occur.

Going to watch Shed 7 tonight and I’m very much looking forward to it. Doesn’t always have to be your My Bloody Valentines, your Spiritualizeds, sometimes a good old singalong to your Sheds, your Bluetones and your Embraces is all you need to lift the spirits.

It really is quite mental that the Government is looking at banning social media access for under 16s rather than the overs 65s.

Absolute shower. Do one. Zero ticker.

This is predictably embarrassing. That Lancs line up is a shambles. Not that there’s much alternative.

I think Bairstow can play the wide half volley, lads.

This wicket reminds me of the time we were walking off the field at an away match once after finishing fielding for the first innings and the groundsman shouted over to our captain. “What do you want on it skipper?” “A fucking housing estate”

Butterfingers.