When David Hockney saw Laurence Stephen's 'Town centre' in 1966

Another gash ref today as well. For both sides. #Analysis

Stan Cullistastic

Simply Red are on at the Co-op arena tonight

Can't believe i've been approached by some young chap on an e-bike telling me how good his cocaine is & offering to sell me some!

LOL

Last few days at 99p! Goes back to full price on Wednesday.

Breakfast

It's still cracking the flags in north Manchester

Sax man is having his Saturday morning tutorial

I don't find American golf fans boorish. Due to the fact I never watch golf under any circumstances. Give it a try?!

Good evening

I see Euan Blair is the founder & CEO of a tech company. Euan Blair the son of Tony Blair. That's Tony Blair of the Tony Blair Institute. The people who are calling for a national ID.

Bit daft. I already know who I am.

'By order of the Peaky Blinders'

BANGOH!

If you see this quote post a bridge

LOL @ me for getting the date of my eldest grandsons birthday wrong

Attica on BBC4 later. Well worth a watch #Insight #Analysis

Still thinking of this banana split from the other day

Just seen it's the world cup of golf this weekend. Good bar takings to be had in the Masonic halls of the UK.

LOL

Lincoln v Chelsea for my match choice. Huge potential for the children of Lincoln to have their dreams crushed amidst a flood of tears

I bet that flat capped Yorkshire poet bloke, will already have umpteen verses scribed for Dickie Bird. Reciting it as he's walking over a style with a cup of tyke tea and a whippet dressed in Barbour. I'll see thi...

"I know Doctors, Dentists & Architects"

Hearing that Emery has lost the dressing room?!

Did you Richard Ashcroft get his Manc accent for a vendor outside Heaton park, when he was supporting Oasis? The try hard cunt

Fagging

Class this. From a David Shepherd fan👏

What's all this Rapture talk? Has it been re-released by Blondie?

I see you've all gone mard due to a chill in the air. This country!

Would have took a point at the start. Disappointed not all three

I see The Arsenal, don't like the tactics of The Arsenal, being used against them?!

The Meat Shield!

Drinking red wine & watching Mary Queen of Scots get a shoeing

Made a breakfast from the local produce we acquired whilst in Norfolk.

60yrs of age & I had a whitey last night. LOL @ me!

But can he pull it through his nose & bring the other end out of his mouth? 👌

Just had a great 6hr non-stop drive.

No light pollution near this gaff we're in. Just been pointing out the constellations to Mrs S.

Can't believe Anthony Bourdain has been dead for 7yrs

Never RT'd my own shit. But on this occasion, in case you've never seen it.

Last of the sun before returning to the rain tomorrow

He's leaving the MEN to become a Reform candidate

Are cockernees born wearing flat caps or are they a christening present?

Costa del Norfolk

Pete Murray! Thought he was consigned to that great DJ booth in the sky. Obviously not