Time to call in a favour.

Fuck knows how we conjured up two goals with that second half shitshow

LOL

Mad what happens when you go direct & don't try 300 passes around the box

We've been dogshit this half

At least Sky got it right with this evenings co-comms. City & Everton can both hate Hinchcliffe at the same time! Well done Sky 👏

Thank fuck for that

The Maze prison governor on his first venture into the H blocks

Pish! As our Caledonian cousins would say

First draft of Pretty Vacant

Do Chelsea fans boo the Paul Canoville banner, like they did with the player?

When you're physioing at 3, but watching The Jam tribute band 'All Mod Cons' at 9.

Still not over some lad thinking I was Showsec security at a gig the other night & some lad asking me could he come in?!

Hope Forest shit all over those bin strike bastards. They had one fucking job!

A reminder that Queen Victoria & Edward VII were on the throne during Villa's most successful period.

Nurse! Nurse!

There's another #Bert in the clan

We go again!

Bournemouth & Palace should just start kicking fuck out of each other. Pair of skidmarks

Finalising my divorce

I hope 'The Villa' unleash their European cup in the tunnel before the game today

Hibs love losing a player early doors. #AnotherRed

Slightly diminish a book. Stig of the Council run Recycling Centre

Just watching MOTD from last night. What is the point of Fulham FC?

A picnic table o/s the ground, with jekyll croissants. Games gone!

"Who remembers bomb scares? What was all that about?"

Currently in Ardwick. If any of you Manc cunts wants a good hiding?

5 English pounds to get into a bar

Not seen one mention of 'Operation Good Guys' on these TV lists. Shoddy.

If you truly love the Beautiful game? We're all Millwall aren't we?

On the plus side. 200yrs ago in Bristol, it wouldn't have been a watch they were trading for a shawarma! Every cloud, eh?

Not naming any names, but off to a gig tomorrow with a friend who is on here. Instead of meeting for a drink, he suggested that we 'touch base.' Still FEWMIN,tbqhwy!

"So what's your job, mate?"

Rather enjoying Francis Bourgeois & his train renovation programme. That is all!

That 'Bank of Dave' bloke is an annoying cunt isn't he.

Football without a local poet reciting some sentimental shite before a big game is nothing!

Seen this @northernmailman.bsky.social

Farage in Golders Green. Next up, Fred West at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show

Oh aye

Just seen a headline on the WWW. 'Liverpool fans regret selling Diaz to Bayern' Call me old fashioned, but I very much doubt that the fans sold him. Unless they're all on the board & sanctioned it?

In one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. What could possibly go wrong?! Proving once again that having money does not stop you from being a thick cunt.

Got a letter today from #TheGraft confirming my part-time employment. I've been there for 8yrs & 4 months!

Any performative bollocks from Rice for the cameras this evening?

Eeeyaaar @jamesg74.bsky.social Oldfield rd opposite Sainsbury's. Howard Brown of 157 Elizabeth St. (Cheetham Hill) is a 'pedo' Love the brackets for Cheetham Hill. Just in case it got mixed up with another Elizabeth street.

Imagine thinking that people are watching The Arsenal, in the first place?

Good. Fuck off! cricket.lancashirecricket.co.uk/news/2026-ne...

This day 56yrs ago.