13 wins in 41 games and maybe 5 good performances in 12 months 🤷‍♂️ Mostly turgid, risk-averse dross.

Another masterclass from the manager

Must win game and the football is almost as bad as the atmosphere again 😩😴😩

Get in! Didn’t see that coming after that abomination of a first half.

Get in! Brilliant from Henderson 😂

Out run, out fought and out thought by a team playing away in Europe 60 odd hours ago. Even by Amorim’s standards that was pathetic.

Glad too see the back of Bayindir but not the ideal conditions to make your debut…

Yup 👍

Thank f**k for that 😮‍💨 Seems the system can work after all… Just need one more player than the opposition because it was bobbins again once the ref evened things up.

Ugarte for Sesko 🤢 He really wants that sweet, sweet pay off.

Bigger fish to fry and all that but there’s not a chance 3-4 signings are changing this significantly enough 😩 No injuries though 🎉

Sure he’ll be backed in the Summer and they’ll want to give him next season but it’s going to take some turnaround and faultless transfers from the people who thought £80m+ on Ugarte and Zirkzee was good idea. All the ingredients there for a repeat of what we saw last year.

Absolute bedlam at the end but those dickheads will be the death of me! 🔴⚪️⚫️

Get in! That was incredible, sporting drama doesn’t get much better.

Replacing that clown in goal is just as important as getting a striker in.

Tickets sorted for Shack. Beta Band, Badly Drawn Boy and LCD. Just need the SFA to reform (again) to fill the 6 Music Dad bingo card…

Change of seats for me and the lad today - different view, same old shite. Good to see/hear the manager hates those idiots almost as much as I do though 🤦‍♂️

Can’t defend properly and offer absolutely sod all going forward. What a team…

Maguire, De Ligt and that clown in goal were bloody awful again today. Three big lumps who get bullied far too easily.

That’s a dive but that keeper is a disgrace, he’s cost us so many games. At that price he’s up there with our worst ever signings.

All the ingredients are there for a peak wilderness years shitshow at Goodison today. At lest we're getting it out of the way nice and early 😩

Usual suspects (especially that clown in goal) absolutely shite and never looked like scoring again. Looking forward to us selling our wing backs to buy full backs for a new manager in 12 months time 🙄

Been on the end of some shockers this season that never warrant a mention so fully expect questions in parliament about that goal on Monday.

Great to see we’re addressing the lack of goals by signing another young kid who barely scores and expecting him to do it in a side that creates fuck all.

Cracking second half that makes selling Garnacho look even more ridiculous.

Thank f**k for that. Nice little cameo from Collyer again.

Bloody Hell, this Utd side are a tough watch 😴😴😴 Pass it aimlessly around the back 5 and eventually lump it up to the lad who couldn’t trap a bag of cement 👌

Much needed result in the end but another shite performance and judging by that interview it seems Garnacho is off.

Thank f**k for that. They have to be (by some distance) the most brainless bunch of footballers ever thrown together.

Ridiculous decision, especially considering some of the nonsense that’s been ignored from set pieces in our recent games.

Huge price hikes, a team in free fall and having to sell our best youngsters to PL rivals to avoid points deductions. To all those who said ‘let’s wait and see’ in 2005 👏👏👏

That Benfica lad has made an absolute Onana of that...

Bottling what needed to be done in May and allowing ETH to waste another window has set us back years. Just hope sticking with this system is worth it long term because it’s painful watching those idiots trying to figure it out.

Absolutely pathetic. As bad as 89 and that clown in goal is even worse than Leighton.

Like many of his generation my old fella was lucky enough to grow up watching all the greats at Utd but he only ever had one hero. RIP Denis 👑

Thank f**k for that. Thought Zirkzee made a huge difference

Atmosphere and performance absolutely dreadful.

Is it a fault with PSR that players who come through the academy and get sold are valued from an accounting point of view as all of it can be booked as profit? Surely the "Sustainability" part of PSR should value academy players staying at the clubs they came through at? It's all fucked up.

Brilliant effort from Utd since going down to 10, especially given how good Madley has been for Arsenal.

YYYIIIRRSS!!! Never a penalty though. We’ve been on the end of some crap refereeing performance this season but this has been ridiculous.

Braindead yet again from Dalot 👏👏👏

A proper performance at Anfield where we actually gave it a go. Been a while since we’ve seen that. Midfield brilliant, just a shame there’s so little up front.

Dalot and Mazraoui again 😩 Clean sheet or bust…

Well that was about as shite and toxic as expected. Not a single player coming out of this nonsense with any credit. Going to be a real test of their nerve with the manager the more they get sucked into a relegation battle they don’t have the stomach for.

Haha! Absolute state of that team. This could get really messy (yet again).

Obviously not going to defend Jim'll Brexit's business decisions. But it's interesting after two decades of relative anonymity, every single financial decision is being covered like The Budget. Also didn't see many of those former players joining fans in protesting the Glazers in that period either.

Considering we haven’t got a pot to piss in, it’s pretty concerning just how few players look as though they have a future in this system - 2-3 maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️ Not sure Brexit Jim will have the patience to sit through another couple of seasons of that nonsense.

ETH has set this club back years and he’ll probably end up costing the next bloke his job.

No idea where Utd go from here but good luck bumping up the season ticket prices again to watch these ****s in The Championship.

These idiots are sleepwalking into a relegation battle none of them have got the bottle for.