The Marylebone Cricket Club think their pitch at Lord's is difficult. Wait until they have batted on one of our lava-bedded pitches during their three match series here in August.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

Just accidentally went on Threads :(

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

This is good! #mwxs

Daniel Amokachi

The last song better be Breaking Into Aldi by Fat White Family #mwxs #connect4

Why am I reminded of this #mwxs

Erik Estrada from CHiPS (California Highway Patrol Specialists)

Drinking a Tennent's Pilsner and it's actually decent, what's going on

Bad vibes on the set of Happy Valley

Happy birthday, Billy the Fish

28's full of bangers by the way 👍 #tvlmwr

Earth, Wind, Third Party Fire & Theft. #TOTP

Sparks were amazing #totp

Have just been advised that this exists

Here's me meeting my old pal Cliff #totp

1-2-1 by Solid Gold Chartbusters was a much better novelty mobile phone pop song than this #totp

The Millennium Prayer was, in many ways, the first mashup #totp

Yep

Do yourself a favour and give this a listen. It's a gloriously daft but very clever Dickens piss-take, Anthony Head is just superb (as is the whole cast) archive.org/details/Blea...

Well that's another one on the Fuck Off Friday pile

I've just heard Anthony Head has sadly passed away. I spent a lot of time with Tony during the Little Britain tour and he was as lovely and charming as I hoped he would be. Funny, warm generous, a great actor with perfect timing... an all round good egg R.I.P. Prime Minister.

It strikes me as weird that no streaming service has ever licenced Winamp for its GUI

Play Duke Duvet U cowards #ptop #spongbake

Gino, oh Gino Vanelli

Still think we'll get trashed by the Kiwis, even if they've decided to do it the hard way #thecricket

lmao

#sotn Ted Chippington #dlxp

I think my favourite Winner Takes It All memory is Mike Parry, drunk in Moscow, singing this down the phone to Talksport HQ to the confused host in the late 00s

A man who's on the run is a dirty son of a gun. Not the song in question, no, but still worth reminding. #dlxp

Well this is very good. No idea what it is. #dlxp

🎶We can car if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't car And if they don't car Well they're no friends of mine🎶

An early version of Boom Boom Boom Boom by the Vengaboys, I think #dlxp

Is this the theme to Casualty but in another country where they weren't allowed to use the original #dlxp

This sounds like the Cuban Boys, only more murderous #dlxp

A picture that captures your essence.

Don't look at me. #dlxp

*sighs* another one off my future #sams80s request list #dlxp

The thing about the Smashing Pumpkins is that they're very good. #dlxp

Genesis songs are very long. #dlxp

This came across my IG feed and it's too good to not share here

The Matt Berry remix of Dive off of this album is fucking brilliant by the way

Yessss #sams80s

Requested off the back of a recent Get A Life rewatch. If you know, you know. #sams80s

Well this is better than the song they're famous for #sams80s

Pachelbel remix klaxon #scanny

I'll settle for a remix of Fade To Grey mind. #scanny