Mbappe. What needs to be said? First World Cup knockout game where its a formality.

Hydration break!

Hydration Break.

Was not expecting that 😂😂😂 www.bbc.com/sport/av/nor...

And the Germans who did NOT win on penalties

Goodnight everyone.

Tah-ra Germany?

BUT VAR IS! #TheFootball

Whenever a celebrity is trending

Hydration Break.

Me and my friends would've killed these with hammers, I can tell you that much.

Just perfect

Hydration break

Courtesy Charles Kelly via FB. #Kraftwerk

It is difficult to make a man understand why the public dislike Keir Starmer when the best man at his wedding was Peter Mandelson

I had the pleasure of being at Lord’s when Ben Stokes scored the fastest Test century there in 2015 and again at the Ashes Test in 2023 when he scored that irate 155. Two of my best ever days watching cricket. What a player. Irreplaceable.

Happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks

Is Homer saying that Young Frankenstein scared the hell out of him in contention for most underrated Simpsons joke?

I don't think anyone ever thought that Ben Stokes would retire quietly.

THE STORY SO FAR

Happy birthday to Mel Brooks m.youtube.com/watch?v=czaS...

The funniest commitment to the bit would be if Mel Brooks did live to be 2000

England are through, and are playing my Wi-Fi password in the next round

“The generously eared crisp enthusiast” is a fine @secondmentions.com www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Don't worry, its not a tale of being encouraged by his daughter in order to build a luxury spa complex...

Margaret Thatcher April 9th 2013

Funny how Gervais's Savile 'material' fails to mention he booked him as the first guest for his C4 chat show.

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

“I wrote The Office” he says scanning the crowd to make sure he doesn’t see Stephen Merchant.

STILL true #WorldCup

Date for your diaries: CD Leganés will play CD Tenerife on the 8th August for this golden pickle.

The only argument for our royal family I hear is: “But tourism! They bring in millions a year! Far more than they cost us!" I dunno, last I heard people still visited the pyramids and they haven’t had pharaohs in Egypt for ages.

Remember lads, it's 10 degrees hotter than this in Dubai all the time and it's also full of cunts.

Doctor Trivago

Current heatwave mood. Note: Its not the busker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgz...

God I fucking love Simpsons Bortposting

They actually wanted to do it in group order, Mexico first, but Disney would sue them for infringing on Marvel.

Got to have a system. metro.co.uk/2026/06/25/r...

There are going to be those tedious pro Labour account listing "banning conversion therapy" as one of Labour's achievements now, even though their bill actively provides situations for conversion therapy and embeds it within national healthcare.

Plot twist: the main character turns out to be Peter Auty.

I like the fact at last nights pub quiz there wasn't even a topical question related to Starmer's resignation, or even a team called 'Keir Today Gone Tomorrow' - note to any useless politicians looking to resign: do it during a heatwave and a World Cup.

Not a drag queen or trans.

Erm... #WorldCup2026

I've been reading all your conspiracy theories about One Foot in the Grave. Unfortunately, I can't think of a phrase associated with the show that sums them up.

As a woman talking about football on the internet, this tracks. To my knowledge I've never been abused by someone with Messi as their avatar, but the Ronaldo fanboys are diligent in their misogyny.

Per the new @privateeyenews.bsky.social, while David Sullivan was banned from contact with the women's and youth team, Karren Brady spoke in the Lords in support of an attempt to dilute the new football regulator's fit and proper test by narrowing the scope of civil cases that could be considered.

Morning x

We had a heatwave in the summer of 76 and just got on with it. Back then the sun was known as Ra and his word was gospel. We fired 12 people from each community into the sun to appease him. Only four came back, but they were... different. Hose pipe ban was on. We got by visiting the old haunted well

FYI