Goodnight everyone.

Ice to see you, to see you ICE!

Ofcom may take decisive action against X, like requiring it to apologise in eight months on a webpage so buried that nobody will read it.

Badenoch is fascinating. So busy fighting culture wars online that she considers the very real potential for the break-up of the military alliance on which the UK relies for security to be a fringe issue.

Thomas Frank, then and now

Goodnight everyone.

Escape to the Country: I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.

You should all be thanking us for services to Magic Of The Cup

Glasner sounds lost for words. But not lost for words enough to be gracious in defeat. I applaud that, class act.

I want a Paul Dawson headband

....And breathe easy. AND FUCKING CELEBRATE!!

Macclesfield. Bloody hell.

I knew that was in.... Oh my. Six Minutes. WELL IT WASN'T EXACTLY GOING TO BE STRAIGHTFORWARD.

OMFG! This is mesmeric.

Second half. All three young inexperienced Palace players replaced by experienced.... I think this is going to be a long hour.

Its first goal wins under the Cup rules right? Up until Round 5....

PAUL DAWSON!!!

First serious Palace threats, that was goalbound from Uche. Then a mixup nearly giving him a second chance.

The referee for the Macc v. Palace tie.

Americans imagining how they'd react to tyranny vs. Americans when tyranny happens:

Actions occasionally having consequences.

Never forget - On This Day: One unfortunate man slips on an icy Dublin path www.rte.ie/archives/201...

If the UK does ban X The Paedophile App, we're all going to need a sack full of doorknobs to deal with the absolute horrors who decide it's blueskys fault

Great video about one of the greatest memeable Simpsons characters of all. Thanks @therealjims.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1x9...

The whole of the UK finding out the ICE murderer is called Jonathan Ross.

Goodnight everyone.

"Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the—riverrun, past Eve and Adam's [Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne starts playing] nothing beats a Jet2Holiday"

Important first aid tip here.

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Perfectly summed up. The press attitude/hard on for war attitude of run up to 2003 Iraq. Anyone questioning/objecting must love Saddam. It wasn't true in 2003, it isn't true now in Venezuela. Just as Trump will listen to no one but Trump. The press will listen to no one but what they feel.

In terms TV crossovers, Corriedale will never beat Sorrylumbo.

Got back from work, into my flat, first thing I say to myself; 'I'm putting the heat on." - You're all invited to my TED talk on How state the bleedin' obvious.

Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.

Did you know you can sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” whenever you feel like it? It’s literally a whim away.

Last repost has reminded of when I was over on the other side when it wasn't batshit. I followed Belinda Carlisle over there and asked if she'd ever been to Carlisle. She replied 'many times'. True story.

Sorry but this is the greatest single joke they ever did on Shooting Stars

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

The inauguration of Trump Oxford Cambridge boat race That Coldplay concert The funeral of Pope Francis Celebrity Traitors Noted Roughyed Bernard Cribbins being revived by AI Andrew Mountbatten Windsor moving in (pending 2026)

I'm hilarious

Unlike Badenoch I’ve actually reported from Caracas. Unlike her I don’t have arrogant pretensions to superior knowledge. What I do know - and from personal experience - is that these interventions tend not to turn out very well more often as not

#thesimpsons #homersimpson

FIFA are looking a bit silly now.

Not a betting man, but I am tempted to stick a fiver on Van Veen to win tonight. But I'm immediately thinking if I do stick that fiver on, Littler wins 7-0.

live rolling news was a mistake

Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter

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