Which one is Ronan?

The wife said I smelt nice the other day. I was wearing this.

Jude, 9, this morning playing music with his friend - they couldn’t decide between Billie Jean and Beat It. Just play the album as a whole, lads! Realised time wise it’s like me as a 9 year old playing the greatest hits of Vera Lynn or digging some jazz swing.

If Green Day were from the Nottingham region. #ducky

How did nobody get this?! Easily.

Couple of clues: One of these had 4 hits in 1994. The other had no hits in 1994 apart from a featuring slot.

Smash Hits Awards 1994. A cheque book and pen to anyone who can guess numbers 8 and 9. #smashhits

This is a great record.Featuring two women. Just to clarify. youtu.be/_cHvj2NSCkk?...

Things that never saw the light of the day: Feargal Sharkey featuring M People. Really want to hear this.

did you know that ocelot cubs sound like donald duck?

Obsessed with the still going strong Official Sports & Fitness Video Chart. Tai Chi still dominating but what a high climber this is, soaring 114 places this week to number 47.

Reminder to everyone in this hot weather: No matter what anyone says it’s absolutely fine to stay indoors if that’s what you want to do.

Did you know that you can buy INXS On Track as an Ebook? For those of you who prefer to read from a screen, the Ebook version is available now from Amazon or wherever you buy your books! #inxs #80srock #poprock #newwave #michaelhutchence #underneaththecolours #ebook #musicbook #shaboohshoobah

Annoyed by that point. Lesson here is: don’t take the piss out of the world you’re taking part in. It’s not subversive.

BANGER ranga #eurovision

10/10 - and that’s purely for the drummer. #eurovision #moldova

Nothing worse than sneering at Eurovision. Sixth form rubbish and about as subversive as Albion Market. #eurovision

She’s a Mis-teeq LADY #eurovision #bulgaria

Not even the worst Crossroads reboot. #Eurovision

Johnny Dipp #eurovision #malta

Not digging this Better Call Saul reboot. #eurovision

The Gobots return #eurovision #serbia

Delta Goodrem is annunciating the words in this song like Agnetha Faltskog and good for her. #eurovision

Wuthering Shites #Ukraine #Eurovision

2 Very Limited #eurovision #greece

Zucchero. #Eurovision #Albania

It’s Oh So Shite #belgium #eurovision

#eurovision #israel

The new Howard Jones single. #eurovision #denmark

I really don’t want the U.K. to get any points tonight. #Eurovision

Jesus wept. This is an actual headline.

Trying to make sense of this sentence about Candi Staton obviously spit out by an AI slop machine.

It’s gone downhill since the Steve Lamacq and Jo Wiley days to be honest.

The Spirit Of Radion

Watched this with the sound down. Is he dancing to Greased Lightning?

Someone knew 3 hours ago.

What’s the greatest evil in our society? Morris dancers or people who stand and watch morris dancers?

This feels very apt right now.

Been wearing this today.

We are delighted to see that INXS On Track is currently sitting at a whopping number 5 in Amazon's Music Encyclopaedias chart! Buy from @burningshed or wherever you get your books! #inxs #needyoutonight #devilinside #nevertearusapart #michaelhutchence #newwave #alternativerock #funkrock #80srock

Don’t have many childhood memories of my dad but this reminds me of when I asked him to buy me a random comic from the newsagents. And he bought me the latest Bunty.

#worldbookday today when 95% of boys went to school in their football kit and 90% of girls dressed up as Disney princesses.

Very happy #INXS finally got their Hall Of Fame nomination. Cast your vote and get this most underrated of bands in! vote.rockhall.com/leaderboard

The wonderful and frightening world of…. Train tunnels- uh. #thefalltrains

Oh yes it was the star of Heartbeat who had a massive hit with Heartbeat who sang theme tune to Heartbeat - I have ONLY JUST REALISED.

Unfortunately I seem to have ruined this concept.

One of my all time favourite albums. Every track a winner. No Sign Of Yesterday and No Restrictions are amazing.

I mean I’d never usually defend Right Said Fred but let’s have some respect for chart facts please.

Am I just getting old or is this the darkest, wettest, gloomiest and foggiest start to the year ever? It’s relentless.