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Oh hi "thick, salty meat extract paste"

In need of a second mention for the Moon? Here are some of our favourites... 🌑 The pale lunar orb 🌒 The crater-strewn rock 🌓 Our dusty grey neighbour 🌔 The tide-changing rock 🌕 The luminous tide botherer Let us know if you've got any more!

Fantastic from bbc here below ‘the steely Russian revolutionary’

Great news and a nice @secondmentions.bsky.social "the mustelid"

One for @secondmentions.bsky.social the cheesy corn puffs brand

@secondmentions.bsky.social the small rabbit relatives

@secondmentions.bsky.social the fruity spread www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Loving the "upscale tickers" @secondmentions.bsky.social

The fruity spread… the breakfast favourite… @secondmentions.bsky.social

TBF, in Paddington The Musical, they do call it "a citrussy spectacle" (which is inaccurate and therefore an abomination of a second mention)

Rich pickings for @secondmentions.bsky.social in here. "The fruity spread." "The breakfast favourite." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

'The fruity spread' and 'the breakfast favourite'. Second helpings of @secondmentions.bsky.social

In other news, the song will now be renamed "Lady Citrus Marmalade"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @secondmentions.bsky.social Marmalade "the fruity spread".

Marmalade: "the fruit spread", "the breakfast favourite" BBC News - Marmalade to be re-branded in post-Brexit food deal www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@secondmentions.bsky.social Livestream of Artemis II just called the Moon "our lunar neighbor".

I'm well up for "pointy-headed ping-ponger" though. ( @secondmentions.bsky.social )

I get why people are a little utptight about the fuel crisis, but we need to keep it in perspective vs one of history's most upsetting shortages

@secondmentions.bsky.social "Shape-shifting couchporker"

The Moon: "our lunar neighbour" www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

Elizabeth Taylor: "the late screen goddess" BBC News - Taylor Swift pays homage to Elizabeth Taylor with surprise music video www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A depressing story but《 la bannière étoilée sur fond bleu 》is a noteworthy @secondmentions.bsky.social en français. 🇪🇺🇨🇵

Mount Etna: "the still-active, snowcapped volcano" www.thetimes.com/article/7263...

@secondmentions.bsky.social @mrjohnbowman.bsky.social oh my god Daleks are “the wheeled exterminators” in today’s Mirror.

Wot no @secondmentions.bsky.social? Never mind Scott Mills, this editorial omission is the biggest BBC scandal of the day by far.

🦘 "the high-jumping adventurer" 🦘 www.canberratimes.com.au/story/920981...

Eastbourne: "the granny-friendly, bucket-and-spade resort" From @thetimes.com

‘The iconic bassist’ 🪰

"the hairy internet star" www.thetimes.com/article/fdf9...

Happy National Spinach Day to Popeye (aka "the spinach-guzzling sailor") and anyone else celebrating "the leafy green"

‘The brown lumpy concoction’ 😭

Pourquoi pas "tasty memory machines..."

And there's more... Madeleines: "the shell-shaped delights"

Rice crispy cakes: "the iconic party treat" (from Waitrose Food magazine)

"the tobacco-toting treehopper" nypost.com/2026/03/24/s...

A preposterous story in every respect, but worth it for the glorious @secondmentions.bsky.social that is "the eponymous, sword-wielding beagle".

Take a bow @empiremagazine.bsky.social... "the bowler-hatted adventurer"

@secondmentions.bsky.social “The brine-filled garment” #KFC #PicklePuffa

Oh HELLO bsky.app/profile/brai...

Not going to, obviously. Both because of the dentist's privacy, and not wanting g to distract the awful calcium butcher.

I am trying to print my script for tomorrow’s live tour, and my printer has broken in THREE DIFFERENT WAYS in the past hour. Is there any invention in human history more shoddy and annoying than the inky box of doom?!

@secondmentions.bsky.social…

@secondmentions.bsky.social "the heavily topped tubers" 👏

Cherry blossom: why is the fragrant springtime flower causing such a stink?