Doing that sort of work to The White House, tells you that there's no free elections for the future in his plans.

West Ham are sunk.

They've done lots of Original and Next Gen movies, why didn't Voyager get a movie?

Know something that’s never down due to AWS? A gosh dang newspaper.

"This is Arsenal. It's made of real bits of progress. 60% of the time, we're runners up, every time." #fpl

Forget Andor being the best of Star Wars, here’s Mr Blobby instead of Darth Vader in Rogue One.

My front 3 in #fpl 1 free transfer .. £0.2 itb ... Haaland - obviously keep. Gyokeres - ?? Joao Pedro - Good fixture run. Too early this week to move to Mateta ... is it worth doing Woltemade for Gyokeres? @fplgeneral.bsky.social @fpljoe.bsky.social @ffscoutfpl.bsky.social

NHS is a tangle of wires to get through. Go online. Use NHS App - no information. Sign up to Systm Online - no information. Contact form on doctors website. The blood tests are done through the hospital. Contact them. Oh, they're away, and I can't go through the results with you.

I got a potato and wire and a copper penny but I couldn’t find a zinc plated screw. I put it all together anyway, but it didn’t work and now I’m being arrested for attempted battery.

Out of curiosity, and I'm sure this must be held by a club like Watford, but what's the record for the most managers in a season given that it's not even November? @berencross.bsky.social @grahamsmyth.bsky.social

As always:

Has anyone checked on the whereabouts of Feathers McGraw for the jewel heist?

Flu jab done. Nice and quick update immediately to health record. Still nothing on my records for my blood tests three weeks ago. Hmm. I do operate on theory that if there was anything bad I'd find out quickly but they claimed I didn't attend on the one I had in June, even though I did.

Feel a bit deflated after the good running this weekend. Definitely not running so slow again.

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

Actually hurt to run this slow. Pain in my ankle was meant to run for 3 mile cut short. Need to recover from the recovery run lmao.

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The Tel Aviv derby between Maccabi and Hapoel could not be played today in Tel Aviv as the Israeli fans injured rival fans and the police. The game was abandoned at half-time in January. The Israeli police & authorities have struggled to contain the conduct of fans www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

Maccabi Tel Aviv’s derby against Hapoel cancelled tonight in Israel’s league after riots in & around the stadium, leading to injuries. Yeah, maybe the safety committee and West Midlands Police got it right?

ChatGPT stuck it’s finger up my arse

I know we don't like xG, but a bit of copium perhaps - in terms of xG conceded, we're the third best defence in the league. - Positive stat for the day #lufc

Well, it wasn't Nic Cage they would have been gone in sixty seconds.

65 points. Up to 4.9 million OR GW5 was 9.1 million OR ... Successful wildcard in GW 6 ... #fpl £0.2 mil itb, 1 free transfer.

Ok, that aged well #fpl

Bruno F & Gyokeres are pissing me off #fpl assets.

Bruno F & Gyokeres are pissing me off #fpl assets.

Are Liverpool being too clever and letting Ruben win today to extend his tenure at Man United?

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

You know if you fill in the authorisation online to get access to your health record, does that just give you access to "systmonline?" or something else? I have NHS & AIRMID UK apps but neither show the results for my blood tests three weeks ago that I got told the last time I didn't go to.

Van de Ven, replacing Enzo for me, as useful as chocolate teapots #fpl

Man United in white ...

Their top detective is on the case...

Long Run done on treadmill. Pleasantly tired as Lydiard would call it.

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

☆ ☆ Only @ #fpl Cinemas ☆ ☆ Roy Keane in THE EXORCIST "Sure, you're young, but you need to grow up a bit. Contortions, spinning your head around, saying nasty words, there's no need for it. Don't do that thing with the cross again, use a hair brush handle. Or behave yourself. It's embarrassing."

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Not saying a huge style shift guarantees trouble, but if your squad is used to one thing and then you try to get them doing something epically, wildly different, or you try to adapt to do something epically, wildly different, it is quite unlikely to work.

I didn't know Roy Keane had taken up acting...

Never forget the time the Sun published a sneering article mocking 'snowflake' academics and students for correctly understanding the whole fucking point of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Possession might be nine tenths of the law, but it's less than one tenth of the result #lufc

With Burnley fans at work, I'm glad that I'm off work next week.

I had a bad feeling when I heard the away end were singing "champions again, ole, ole" before the match ... nature doesn't like #lufc fans being cocky.

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

We really need to be beating Burnley especially given the run of fixtures coming up.

#FPL Are Nottingham Forest defence back on the menu?

“What is the charge? Being a fraud? A succulent Australian fraud?”

Dirty Den Marinakis serving notice to Ange after the match...

Well those replies were definitely not a spam bot lol

I can't decide if that line up from us is very championshipy or not #lufc - I might be a bit harsh.