Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

Green Party leader @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been cleared in an investigation over claims he failed to pay council tax while living on a London houseboat. www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

If I was an England cricketer I would simply bowl competently at the tailenders #TheCricket

This made me laugh. Here is a London Tube map of the digestive system. Source: buff.ly/23pvsjh

Breaking up all future literary events with obligatory ‘hydration breaks’ where I just shout BUY MY BOOK for three minutes.

Mural in San Andrés Cholula, Mexico www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgain...

at last, a worthy target for all the lawyers who tried to bankrupt every teen with kazaa installed circa 2002

I know FIFA is endlessly and inventively corrupt but it still seems singularly loathsome that Ronaldo is allowed to play today because he's a special boy and the rules don't apply to him.

Ulysses by James Joyce v2.06: Fixed mom or dad sending duplicate mail if you change gender later.

filmed what i thought was a very lovely bird of prey for ages in the park, marvelling at the beauty of nature even in our big cities, only to be informed what I was filming was a £35 hawk decoy from screwfix

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

👀 Ever wondered what the heat from a steam engine looks like through a thermal camera❓ Our Air Operations team captured this footage while doing some thermal imaging surveys of the overhead lines in Carlisle. Find out more about our team in the sky: 👉 https://bit.ly/4ouy7QB #AirOperations

my conspiracy theory around the online safety act and digital ID is that a significant part of it is MPs wanting to criminalise criticising them online

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

The Fab Four: queerer than u think!

"speed 2: crewes control". sandra bullock finds herself aboard a tandem pedalled by tom crewe and paddy crewe, which will explode if its speed drops below 12mph

Yet again today, muting someone only mildly idiotic, when a private sticky note would have served the purpose far better. Please, @bsky.app, can we have personal per-user notes.

why don’t Europeans jUsT FiT aiR cOnditiONiNg

It must count as workplace bullying to pick Archer then give the captaincy to the man who wrecked his career by bowling him into the ground again and again #TheCricket

They must have signed the Persian original as proposed by Iran and unprofessionally translated, with minimal changes and no evaluation by professional State or Treasury staff. Baaically an Iranian diktat. Extraordinary.

Soup brand that comes with a little sidecar can of soup for your cat

thinking about this again for reasons

out painting a pride flag on my pub, as one does. passing fella: is that a pride flag me, bracing for a Discussion: yes passing fella: sick, have a good day

My Beatle thoughts are in this lovely fanzine! wontyoucomeouttoplay.substack.com/p/your-story...

Most of these estates have historic public right of ways over the grounds. You may have to show a ticket to get through the front gate but if you check the OS map, 9/10 times there’s an open door in a boundary wall somewhere that you can just walk through.

Mike Tapp MP asks Zack Polanski: “Do you support Palestine Action?” When answering a political question could risk arrest, that's not confidence in democracy. It's a power saying, "Know your place." That's not a healthy direction for any democratic society.

Happy 10th #BobbyBullshitDay to those who remember. (Lord Professor Robert Winston whining in 2016 about central London's cycle tracks like C3 on Victoria Embankment causing "measurable pollution increase 7x EU limits" He <never> provided any evidence to support his claim (Sorry, a day late)

Definitely got an REM one bought at Glastonbury in 1999. Think I got rid of my knockoff Bluetones one from a dodgy guy outside the venue a few months earlier

Your periodic reminder that people are *more* abusive online when they're using their "real names" than when they're using a persistent pseudonym and this effect has been replicated in literally every study that has ever been done

accordion player outside the BM currently in the middle of a magnificent rendition of "bella ciao" if you are nearby

eyes popping out of my head as I read through the alleged items in the US–Iran MoU. #7 alone is something that would not survive any contact with the US Congress

Hi all! We'd like to nab some fresh testers to play through Nighthawks before the final sprint to launch. If you're interested, please DM me or @richardcobbett.bsky.social.

world war three was caused by the war reparations imposed on the united states by iran at the treaty of geneva

One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.

Every pitch I’ve heard for how AI can make my job more efficient starts like this

"Obviously this won't work but what else are we going to do? Figure out a better plan?"

Grace, élégance (The basket was full. The cat decided to get a little space by throwing everything out).

Ten years since Jo Cox was assassinated and one thing is clear: her assassin’s politics have, more or less, triumphed, and with the connivance of Cox’s own party no less.

That lass who boots him in the gonads is legendary

@michaeltanner.bsky.social this may interest you though I barely scratched the surface of Barry Dransfield’s exceptional career(s)… salutfolk.com/2026/06/15/b...

One of my favorite Cabo Verde facts is that it has a genre of music that arose after an abandoned ship washed up in 1968, carrying hundreds of keyboards and synths

A good plain-English description of why I think it’s completely legitimate to say the Supreme Court fucked up _as a matter of law_ www.liberalcurrents.com/the-end-of-t...

PRODUCER: You make that adventure movie about seaplane pirates? HAYAO MIYAZAKI: Sure did boss, real fucking suffused with the melancholy, cynical guilt of having survived the Great War and watching the world slide into fascism, just like you asked. PRODUCER: what

Studio Ghibli turns 41 today!

I was grouchotendency originally on the old place, as an admission of being the world’s most half-arsed Marxist. But I deleted that account, started a new one, and got really into cycling

printing out my bluesky posts and leaving them scrumpled up in hedgerows for British teens to find

My 'I definitely wasn't involved in the decision not to prosecute one of the most prolific pedophiles in world history' T-shirt seems to be provoking many questions which have already been answered by my shirt.