a Black man named Freeman scored the second goal and the first goal happened because of a great run by our birthright citizen striker, these chuds can fuck all the way off

About to be kicked out the family group chat

i've been laughing at the new snap glasses literally all day they look so fucking funny

this is it. this is what i was put on this earth to do

CHANGE

gandolfini the white

Just some regular guys

The complete wretchedness of every new line of AR glasses they roll out is really sustaining me right now

I love a black sundress. Yeah it's hot but that doesn't mean I have to be all cheery about it.

The face of a man who very much knows he just got away with one

Kiddo asked for his sandwiches to be cut into triangles. He did not specify that they had to be congruent.

Well maybe they should

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

He's back 😄 #archaeohistories

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

One of my favorite Cabo Verde facts is that it has a genre of music that arose after an abandoned ship washed up in 1968, carrying hundreds of keyboards and synths

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

Being on Bluesky is in itself a form of age verification.

Listening to Annabel Croft on the BBC's Queens coverage and I don't think she gets enough credit for what a great pundit she is, one of the best working in any sport. She's a very sharp analyst of different players' styles and overall trends in tennis, none of the empty waffle other pundits offer up

BUT NOT TO THIS DAY

The name's Bon. JON Bon. Jon Bon JOVI. JON BON JOVI FROM BON JOVI.

"A maximum of three parents wrote me supporting this"

A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain.

Also it's clear now the UK's response to the teething problems with the Australia ban was not "the whole concept was the problem," its response is "Australia isn't enforcing hard enough, so we'll nerd harder with compliance" which in this case means all users being facial scanned + IDs etc.

compared to 15, even 10 (5??) years ago games consoles have *the* most comprehensive and granular security and privacy controls for kids I've seen as a security professional. but we're still at the level of brass eye "nonces make smoke rise from the keyboard" on a comprehension level

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

Would recommend stealing @shera-marley.bsky.social 's recipes 10/10

Wait, the social media ban is a ‘nightly curfew’? Who’s going to check/enforce that?

I am once again reminding the prime Minister that we have trashed all our third spaces for teenagers and children and if you're going to ban them from the internet you need to provide them with alternatives. Absolutely ridiculous policy. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

People are missing Football Twitter understandably, so if you’re going to post through the tournament and even better if you’re going to *shit* post through it, let me know and I’ll add you to my Starter Pack. Spread the word! Bluesky needs sauce!

Boomers, however, can continue to melt their brains with racist AI slop/Minions memes on Facebook.

ppl who shit on sports to prove socialism credentials are extremely funny, like genuinely

HISTORY FACT: Chairman Mao's full name was Chairman My Arse Off.

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

I hate this *so* much and wish we could agree on rejecting it as a society and shunning/ridiculing anyone who continues to use it. Sadly as *all* of our friends seem to use it in one way or another, I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle.

Scotland subreddit an absolute state this morning

Don’t make me be earnest. You wouldn’t like me when I’m earnest.

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

The sun is shining. Enthusiasm for sports is in the air. I said hello to an older person walking their dogs and they replied: “Who the FUCK are you? Who the fuck ARE you?”

Do you think people should be able to be sentenced for something they weren't charged with?

Glasgow showed up. Proud of my city.

Anti-fash counter-protests outnumber fash marches all the time and it would be cool if the press made a big deal about it.

What you're doing here is telling us that you are ok with people being sentenced for something they weren't charged with, that that kind of authoritarianism is alright as far as you are concerned.

far be it from me to tell people how to live their lives but please have a good day today if that works well with your lifestyle

Those mutant ninja turtles are in their fifties now.

This is TONIGHT!