what i bought/got/traded/pulled vs. what i stole from him

currently re-sleeving pokemon cards and it just hit me how many i took from my bf’s collection oops

i might be the first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

i love sinister and odd women and femmes

maybe i have fallen for the switch propaganda and maybe i do want a switch

got back from the airport at 1am, crashed at work for a few hours, started work at 5am is this what hell feels like?

flying home tomorrow so back to normal shitposting soon

north england maxxing

london maxxing pt. 2

how do men survive on their own?

london maxxing

when my hair is unwashed i feel like killing people

i have the most obnoxious kid sitting behind me someone send me strength to not lose my mind

and i still made it to the airport somehow (ngl thought i’ll have to cancel the trip)

just twisted my ankle on the way home fuck my chungus life

my hairdresser is pissing me off big time like how can she not be more careful? every time i end up with bleach/dye on my face and every time she destroys my makeup in order to get it off

booking a hair appointment before my flight is a different type of stress i created for myself

i may have the right to remain silent but boy do i lack the ability

bf got me the signed noah kahan vinyl im going to cry

i’m a handful but then again so is my ass and imo it cancels out perfectly

just realized i won’t be able to vote in the upcoming elections and i’m so mad at myself

two interactives in the same day?? best luck

why are men so useless

being a homophobe and/or transphobe in 2026? embarrassing. you fucking loser.

it’s monday and i’m surviving on caffeine and rage

i’m bored ngl.link/vores67058

every man on here owes us women money for just existing amongst us so start sending

happy international women's day if you're not a woman, you should give $5 to one

not a single “happy womens day” from any men in my life so men really are trash

to me, online friendships are as real as in-person friendships. if you’re friends with someone online, even if you haven’t met, don’t be a person that lies, manipulates, or treats your friends like they’re disposable. beyond a screen, we are REAL people with REAL feelings. don’t be deceitful. 👏🏻

if you saw the typo, you didn’t

since it’s international women’s day all men should send me money for a switch 2

every day is women’s day

made my bf a birthday box (still missing chocolates and a switch gift card)

happy women’s day, go beat that man

was very overdue for a new set of nails

i’m so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

preparing for war (going to work)

yearning for them while on company time

so my mother served us a half thawed freezer cake and now i’m the monster for putting it in the microwave for 10 seconds

obsessed

turning into a horrible woman because they look like they're having a ball

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at it’s finest

it’s women’s history month, send me $100 as a treat

hahah done just in time for #ECCC I'll have it with me this week at booth 22001 same floor as artist alley.

girl what are you doing here?

florence was amazing, paris paloma was amazing and she just reposted my instagram story hello???

too many men in the crowd for my liking