James Bond isn't dead, I have no idea what you lot are talking about

I need a holiday

Posting feet on main

Why does laundry never end? Why does ironing never end?

This thread sparked an absolute deluge of delighted content. So much so that @pantosplaining.bsky.social now exists. @benbaker.bsky.social and I take a panto poster of yesteryear and see what we can find out about it. The Pilot is out now - watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYe... with visual aids.

MONDAY

Hot: Witchfinder General Not: BBC Director General

incredible thread, incredible collection of linked threads

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

Friday brings new music! This week's Other People's Music goes heavy on the rock: 3 different varieties (weirdo singer-songwriter rock, heavy indie rock, art rock) keep this week rocking, plus some glitchy breakbeat & experimental folktronica! www.etherdiver.com/2025/11/07/o... #musicsky #rock

I’m middle aged so my #fbpe is in the form of a GIF

Happy #FBPE Friday! Please enjoy this Equine with an Eye They've got an eye on anyone posting cringe today, any offenders will be dealt with severely

Get some Friday Be Posting Equines #FBPE - this one thinks it's a crab! And it's going to use its pincers to grab anyone who thinks that hashtag is for anything other than posting horses.

Success (if success was getting absolutely arseholed)

Thursday pub? Thursday pub.

Torquay 3 Farnborough 1, hahahah fuck off you town full of squaddies

I've heard the worst sound in the world tonight (Molly Mae's voice)

💦💦💦

Take a break this Tuesday to check out some Other People's Music. This week, a couple of those other people - @cowsounds.bsky.social (busted instrumental hip-hop) & @jacobisaacmusic.bsky.social (heavy indie rock) - are fellow travelers on Bluesky! www.etherdiver.com/2025/10/31/o... #MusicDiscovery

🚨🚨 If you missed us on our recent *spectacular* mini tour there's ONE MORE CHANCE to see us live this year - this week at the Outpost in Liverpool. Saturday, Nov 8th, be there! 🚨🚨 bookings.kaboodle.com/tickets?t=ka... www.facebook.com/share/1BYdBu...

Best way to improve Bluesky is to delete all the accounts of anyone who joined in November 2024.

I'm mopping today, so if you want to be mopped come to my house and I will mop you

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

Sunday

My How to Synth guide got an important update this week, as we added FM basics to the roster. Now there are two lessons for subtractive basics, one for FM, and a bunch of resources to help orient you and get you started. More TK! www.etherdiver.com/how-to-synth... #HowTo #synths #SoundDesign

The poppy is a sign of having a tiny widge

The people who run this platform hate us all, and the more they hate us the stronger I get

It's no nut November. That means no nuts at all - pecans, walnuts, peanuts, cashews, chestnuts, hazelnuts etc are not allowed. You can jizz as much as you like though.

Even drunker now you bastards

Drunk enough to fight reply guys

Can you come and collect your boyfriend from my house please? He's here and he keeps calling his widge his "hallow peen"

Imagine kissing the Samhain turnip. Using your tongue. Imagine doing sex things with it. Imagine.

My Halloween outfit is sexy geography teacher. Hold on. That's how I dress every day.

Feeling in the mood for something spooky? Did you even know that I published a zine of ghost stories and you can buy it, and even read it? Well now you do.

Can't wait to listen to this now it's October

🎃 NEW! NEU! NOUVEAU! 🎃 Just in time for spooky season you can now stream Wetherspoons Goth, our brand new track. Punk poetry meets electronica via the overcast streets of Halifax. spotify.link/X7L7SpbrUXb

It's about that time I put on my big steel toecapped boots that I use to kick anyone pronouncing Samhain incorrectly

Right then guys, strap in, because it's gonna get weird.

Yesss. Very excited to have got tickets for this

Might just start posting this in reply to people with no context whatsoever

It's time to meet the rest of the HawaiiWorms band!

We're back at the Outpost in Liverpool on the 8th November. Here's a clip of "You Had Me At 'Easily Pleased'" from 2023. www.facebook.com/events/outpo...

HawaiiWorms (@HawaiiWorms.bsky.social) EP "Kiosk 67": Intimate, Expansive, Unmissable www.thomathyentertainment.com/2025/10/hawa... #NowPlaying #NewMusic #IndieMusic #MusicBlog #EmergingArtist #SupportIndieMusic #DiscoverNewMusic #IndieArtist #MusicSky

PUB! (My mate took this photo without me knowing, I didn't pose for it!)

Tuesday pub? Tuesday pub.

An AI 'music' slop poster on reddit is so close to getting it...

I don't know if this sign is trying to discourage me from swimming in the sea or from flirting with it

Remembering the time some rando went berserk in my mentions on Twitter because I'd done a post with the word "ejaculated" in it.

It's time to meet the rest of the HawaiiWorms band!