If you missed myself and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk guest-hosting the best 80s chart show, you can hear it right now on noiseboxradio.com

"looks like meat's back on the fucking menu, boys"

Couple of things that I got yesterday to add to my collection of brutalist and soviet architecture books

Anyone eating sprouts today is a total deviant

Nollaig shona daoibh mo chairde!

If everyone who sees this could report @montywaters.bsky.social for harassment and then block the prick, that would be great. Thanks! 😘

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo What. The. Fuck?

Nearly time for Santa to empty his sack. And by that I do mean he's going to do a big jizz.

I hope all centrists get the Christmas present they deserve this year (incredible intestinal distress which means they can't get off the toilet)

We're up for BEST INDIE POP ACT at the Radio Wigwam 2026 Awards. Vote for us here: RadioWigwam.co.uk/awards_voting We're about halfway down the page. You can vote once a day, so come back tomorrow and do it again, and if you'd like to repost this for awareness we'd be very grateful.

HERE WE GO! Today is the day my dad starts his Christmas shopping.

One day to go until my dad starts his Christmas shopping

Holy flurking shit it's real. The ring had me thinking it HAD to either be Photoshop or AI slop but Internet Archive has a copy from 1972. (URL in Alt-text if you want to check for yourself)

Tonight's crap Xmas film. Michelle Pfpfpfpfpfeiffer says "fuck" on live TV. 5 reindeers out of 10. 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌

I hate paddington bear and I would kick him in the face

Dare you to listen to the entirety of the 10 hour long version of Driving Home For Christmas you cowards www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvp...

Absolute jump scare of seeing the place I work being mentioned on the timeline earlier

It's not christmas until I've listened to the Jethro Tull Christmas Album

I've written and produced a radio play (and with only minimal help from Charles Dickens)! "A Noisebox Christmas Carol" gets its premiere on Christmas Eve at 8:30pm and I'm very proud of it. The @noiseboxradio.com team have really stepped up and its all very silly indeed. A proper Christmas special.

Tonight's crap Xmas film. Best Christmas Ever? Worst Christmas (film) Ever more like. Utter shite, somehow like 4 different films smooshed together into one incomprehensible plot. One reindeer out of ten 🦌

What would you dress up as to go to the darts? I think I'd go as Ken Barlow's fist the day he punched Mike Baldwin in the face

Sunday evening on untidyradio.com 7pm Fresh Ingredients with Jonathan Shipley @assistant.bandcamp.com 8pm with @judekerr.bsky.social Early Sunsets Over Glasgow 9pm Sounds from the Groovesea with DJ Sym @groovesea.bsky.social #indie #rock #alternative #funk #electronica #music

Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here: www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... Contains audio.

hi please can you all tell me what drugs you have all replaced alcohol with? there is no way you're all out there raw dogging living in the UK www.ft.com/content/0f42...

What's that? My muslim next door neighbours bringing me a card and present like they do *every single year*? Don't they know that according to all the smooth-brained right wing racists that they should be mortally offended by even the word Christmas?

Some shots of @theactionists.bsky.social from last Saturday in Halifax

I am wrapping presents (badly). If you too would like to be wrapped like a present (badly) report to my house.

Wearing sunglasses in December because I'm cool AF

I watched Love Actually tonight. I've never seen it before. What a load of shite.

I have accidentally seen 3 minutes of an episode of “Emily in Paris” and I demand that time back

The person sending me an 'urgent' Teams message at 4.27pm on Friday 20th December is definitely getting ignored

Welcome to my parents house. I'm fucking arseholed on red wine. I have no idea what day it is. Is it still Christmas? Is it now the 17th of April? Fuck it, pour another glass.

2 bottles of wine. Tequila. Vodka. No hangover. 😀 10am meeting which will probably induce the missing hangover 😫

LET'S. GET. DRUNK. (it's work xmas drinks time)

This just appeared on my work laptop - how to make an already unpleasant experience (having to use Excel) even more shit

LISTEN TO THIS and then come listen to us again for a chaotic thrown-together Xmas show this Saturday @ 12pm which will be enough to give you a hangover in of itself. #TheBlender25

GNAC * "An Octave Of Silence" * New LP * 16.4.26. Some editions with red 5" lathe cut "vinyl" in CD jewel case. LP Mastered at Abbey Road by Miles Showell marktranmer.bandcamp.com/album/an-oct... "Les Flâneuses" video Isobel Blank youtu.be/6X9rD7I6NqA Vocals: Kathleen Stosch. Artwork: Tim O'Donnell.

From UK hardcore to Uruguayan future-ancient complexity, from Texan dancehall poetry to utopian Uzbek electro, French ambient house bliss to politicized Colombian arena-techno punk I GOT YOU.... Again, abundance, abundance, afuckingbundance, let's go.

Perfect for when you want to know if various trades people you have spoken to once and have saved in your phone as things like "Dave Carpets" or "Ted Electrician" or "Graham Blinds" are on bluesky

None of you reminded me (but I remembered)

Going to drink a lot of alcohol after work tomorrow. Someone remind me before I leave the house in the morning to wear trousers with a zip fly and not a button fly.

every tree is a fuck tree if you believe

hasn't he suffered enough!

I had to look twice at this because at first I thought Colin the Caterpillar had been in some kind of awful accident

I haven't been this close to a Blue Peter presenter since [rest of the story redacted]

I attended an absolute fever dream last night @ricardoautobahn.co.uk

Proof that no matter what he says, @keironhiggins.bsky.social was way more dapper than me