🎶 New ALBUM releases! Sept. 22 - Sept. 28 🎶 FRIDAY Demiurgon via @transcendingobs.bsky.social demiurgon-label.bandcamp.com/album/miasma... @hawaiiworms.bsky.social via @analoguetrash.com hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/kiosk-67 buff.ly/K2JGohr 2/5

The Rapture, but it's just watching The Famileigh dance forever and ever

10 years

MONDAY

And now a short advert for the Spray tour! Get your tickets here snd.click/@sprayontour

It's never going to stop raining. This is just how it is now.

Cast of this year's strictly come dancing: Ken Barlow from Corrie Chris Leng from failed 90s boyband Upside Down The ghost of Charles Hawtry A carrot shaped like a dick Rustie Lee's laugh Sezer Yurtseven from Big Brother UK series 7 Some dogshit that has become sentient Your dad

Is it ok to get absolutely wasted at a christening?

I posted my voice on here weeks ago and no one said anything. You fickle bastards.

"Me and Mrs Bones, we got a thing going on Meeeeee eeee eee and Mrs, Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones Mrs Bones Mrs Bones....."

I don't have a fucking clue who Jimmy Fallon OR Jimmy Kimmel are and I want to keep it that way. The only Jimmy is "wee" Jimmy Krankie.

Croatian Cold IPA time is it? (Yes it is)

Just casually singing "smash me in the balls" to the tune of Ottawan's "D.I.S.C.O." for absolutely no reason at all

JUST LET PEOPLE WIPE THEIR ARSE

FOR FUCKS SAKE USE ALT TEXT

We're on tour next month, and you can get tickets here: snd.click/@sprayontour

@sentimentbot.bsky.social Do you like the blue sex horse?

An interesting (London based) project currently recruiting for a guitarist, a keyboardist, and various drones/sounds makers. Search for "glistentrick" on IG or scan the QR for more.

LIVE! DIRECT! 2NITE! www.youtube.com/@AnalogueTra...

The 2 gigs I've got booked for 2026 so far are Yes and Jethro Tull. 2026. Not 1976.

Jude Law is short for Judas Priest - Breaking The Law

somewhere, femi is tearing off his shirt and running toward the led by donkeys arrest van in the rain. he's swinging his portable keyboard like a lightsaber

Always a bad day when I see someone post a screenshot from the human pet guy into my timeline

Contrary to popular opinion, I am really enjoying the incessant rain

HawaiiWorms (the band, not the person, but also the person) is rehearsing. Ignore the drum kit, that's not part of it.

News! @hawaiiworms.bsky.social – the solo project of @flangecircus.bsky.social's Pete Collins – drops the Kiosk 67 EP in digital and cassette formats on the 26th of September. Part post-punk, part synthpop, it’s 100% musical goodness. 🎶 buff.ly/K2JGohr

MONDAY

Innate personality: worried.

Achievement unlocked: somehow managed to hurt my back mopping the floor

I now have two nemesises. Nemesii? Nemeses??

I drank a lot to forget but it just made me remember even more

Today Torquay United are away at AFC Totton in the 2nd Qualifying Round for the FA Cup and given it's only 24 days since we last played Totton you can re-read this post about them

This is the most awake I will look all day, and I do not look awake.

Ugh they are playing the Beatles in here, no other solution to this other than to burn this place to the ground

Went in a coffee shop where I didn't realise everyone was using touch screens to order, and marched up to the counter instead like an old man (Got my coffee before all the touch screen orders though)

Go to any city centre in England and you'll always see a man who looks a bit like a fucked Howard Donald from Take That, looking sad and walking with purpose with an under armour holdall bag

Make your own Spray record - and save! To celebrate the third volume in our series of remix EPs coming out next week we're offering you the stems for Hammered In An Airport to remix, remodel and reactivate - absolutely free! Get creative kids! spray.bandcamp.com/album/hammer...

Why does this headline read like a war correspondent reporting on the advance of an invading army?

Good news: my new EP 'Kiosk 67' is out Friday 26th Sept in Digital and Cassette formats, and you can get it here: hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/kiosk-67 Cassettes are a limited edition of 50 and come with access to the digital version, so no excuses about having nothing to play it on...!

Our favourite Boston synthy duo, @thisblissmusic.bsky.social, release their Grave of Sound album today. They’re in the UK this October on tour with @spraypopmusic.com as well as performing in Somerville, MA tonight at Synth-tember. 🎶 buff.ly/pjRxuRH

Get ready! It's Friday Be Posting Equines (#FBPE) time. This one is all dressed up for the weekend and off out on the pull. Good luck horse!

Question for you: how gorgeous does this look and would you like to own it?

The playlist goblins have been in touch agaiin. Ambient and Dungeon synth music wanted. #musicsky #diy #ambien #music #dungeonsynth

I’m attempting to record a show for untidyradio.com and I’m looking for presentation tips. Ideas. Audio processing and editing is not a problem but getting a flow where I don’t trip over my words is tiresome. Tips, Tricks?

Spoiler alert: the sexy man is me

This is a nice thing to read and it has a picture of a sexy man to accompany it: www.analoguetrash.com/news/hawaiiw...

Quietly sobbing 'look how they massacred my boy' whilst cradling a phone with SkyCards open

More people who don't seem to have enough money and/or self-respect.

Permission to rename "spider season" to "guess I'll just have to burn the entire house down" season