Street signs of Valletta part two

Fuckingham Smith England, Deaths and Burials, 1538-1991

Everything reminds me of her

No

Street signs of Valletta part one

Didn't eat any maltesers in Malta. What a travesty.

Running a softball tournament next week, there is a Team Worm and a Team Hawaii. I assume because the captains are @hawaiiworms.bsky.social fans

I'm off to the Irish Embassy in Malta right now to complain that Mr Tayto is being ripped off

👨‍🎤 It's here! It's now! It's pop! 👩‍🎤 It's 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' and it's streaming! open.spotify.com/album/3i24GT...

At least this one always laughs at my jokes

One of the worst things about being a musician now is having to try and create these things and dangle them in front of you like a ring or an earring in front of a magpie and hope it catches your attention. (Please repost)

I got two during the night. How very, very sexy.

How Terfs imagine toilets to be:

I challenge anyone to watch this entire clip without once looking checking to see how much longer it goes on

I don't want to be too dramtic but I did nearly cry when I discovered there's going to be a new Durutti Column album

It's that time again, happy birthday Cilla!

I know there's a fair chunk of Tuesday left but it looks like this promise won't hold and I will, regretfully, have to kick off

I went to see the Mandalorian and Grogu last night and I had a great time, and I enjoyed it even more knowing there are men babies who haven't seen it but somehow hate it.

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts.

Spending this really hot day cleaning up what remains of a dead mouse in my hallway.

I'm being promised thunderstorms on Tuesday and if I don't get thunderstorms I will be kicking right off

Looking for recommendations of inexpensive cozy and detective games for my Switch 2 with enjoyable narratives. Things I like: Lake, Oxenfree, Firewatch, Everyone’s Gone to the Rapture, Roki, the PS4 Sherlock Holmes games. Ta!

If you're an artist following me, please make sure to block @curation-lab.bsky.social to protect your work. Don't let this AI bot critique your human-made art.

Welcome to my new podcast, "The Rest is The Rest is Politics" where I just make loud farting noises over glitchy slowed down videos of Alistair Campbell and Rory Stewart

I was writing a song about Bigfoot but it's become a song about the Wendigo instead

Just made a cup of tea so good it was almost a religious experience

Anyone want to charter a plane for me? It's very important. No further questions.

Whoah. Drunk.

Scissorgun

Yeah people in the pub garden, you are looking at me for wearing a shacket but it will be considerably colder when I need to walk home after the gig so just calm down will you

Pub? Pub. Gig? Gig.

Don't mind me, just watching videos of abandoned buildings in China on Rednote like I do most days

if you want to cut some transphobes out your life then you could start by blocking Helen Lewis and people who follow her. she seems to get away with a public profile and not having transphobia directly associated with her, maybe let’s change that.

Now watching: King Kong Escapes (1967)

Introduce yourself with ten bands that don't exist 1. The Amazing Exploding Banjo String 2. Dick Scissors 3. Early Bungle 4. Small Feet for a Cow 5. Leather Leather Leather Leather 6. G.O.A.T. Goatse 7. Taylor Spliff 8. Godzilla's Gynecologist 9. Johnny Hates Johnny Hates Jazz 10. Blue Sex Horse

Once again I need this to happen

This is how I use Bluesky now

Can we ban Bridget Phillipson from everywhere ?

Very much enjoying the little smirk on my face 4 seconds into this video (that's the moment I remembered that people were there watching and I shouldn't look so serious)

Jesus... Is nothing sacred?

Looks like pretty much everything Google is announcing is some variation of AI slop then? Slop search. Slop videos. Slop music. Slop photos. Slop "agents". Slop slop slop slop slop.

Did an exam today. Passed an exam today. (Not telling you what it was, it's far too boring. The important thing is I passed)

HS2 is short for Highly Shit 2 (and the 2 means poo)

Howre you doing today all my friends on this vibe-coded piece of shit website?

Now watching: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966)

Anyone who starts food discourse is a void, a nothing, a shell of a person with no friends or imagination. Especialy if they have a blue tick

Incredible piece of brainwork by me in a shop just now: "I've come to collect a...er.. collection?" I can never go back there.

I had a lot of fun playing the Chorlton Arts Festival on Saturday. Here's a photo that makes me look way cooler than I am.