The thing about Goin Loco Down in Acapulco is that it doesn't rhyme. Loco doesn't rhyme with Acapulco!

Glengarry Glenn Beck

Thank you Wolves and Brighton. Now just need Arsenal to complete the set for a perfect day of results.

So far so good! Now rooting for Wolves to stay up as part of the Rob Edwards Redemption Arc

You know what? I hope the entire country is drenched in Fentanyl

I am begging any Western media outlet to stop aiding and abetting Trump with this. Literally just one.

Thank you Villa

I need Villa, Wolves, Brighton and Arsenal to all win today, please football gods

Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?

These pornbot accounts can absolutely get tae fuck

These replies belong in the USDefaultism subreddit. An all timer here.

Death to America!

Ampadu's yellow card was an absolute joke #LUFC

Under Communism CSAM defenders will be flayed alive

People who share *any* kind of CSAM imagery should be put to death. IDGAF if it's animated, AI generated, whatever. You're a paedophile and you need to die.

Watching the F1 film and fucking hell this is bad

You don't have to means test anyone if you tax people properly, how is this difficult to work out?

The only other teams unbeaten in 6 or more are Man City and Liverpool

MAAAAARCHINNG ONNN TOGETHER WE'RE GONNA SEE YOU WIN BAH BADA BAH BAH BAH

Singing Dani California in the style of Elton John Caleh Fonya Restin peee Sahmul Tay-nee-us Releee

Looking back at Leeds beating Man United in the FA Cup at Old Trafford & realising it's 16 years ago almost to the day and how very very different my life was then.

Incels should be put to death

Slow piano version of Nik Nak Paddy Whack Give a Dog a Bone

Tony Yeboah is left footed

Happy New Year everyone

Why is it Corridale and not Emmernation?

Posting hogmanay

Anyone who's ever been in a pub will know the sign 'the management reserve the right to refuse service with no explanation' or words to that effect. This is what's happening here.

This is incredibly disturbing and should be enough to abolish ChatGPT entirely. It won't though, because we're run by a small group of billionaire paedophiles intent on making life for everyone else exponentially worse each year.

I wrote a poem inspired by it

Only one contender for me

Realised I'd forgotten Frank Nipple, who made 17 appearances for Ipswich Town in the 92-93 season

Simon Brotherton sounds like Southern Steve Pemberton

Les Ponques Wafeurs

Everyone seems to hate the Witcher Season 3 and I can never quite work out why

15 years ago a Polish airport customs security guy bellowed at me to put a bottle in a 'greeeen beeeen' (green bin) & now I am compelled to say 'greeeen beeeen' whenever I see one.

Mrs Rue just played the duduk and it activated something in me ⚔️🇦🇲

🎶When I heard that sound And the walls came down She's a winner When my skin grows old She's the kind of girl you'd like to take to dinner She's a lady Thinking about you🎶

Oh, man

A one woman tribute act called Alison Chains

No! No! Wrong! Wrong scores! Reverse them this instant!

I can buy myself flowers Write my name with a stick Talk to myself for hours Brain myself with a brick I can take myself dancing I can suck my own dick And I can shit myself to death Real quick

Oh the irony

🎶Dining out on Spoilsbury toast Thought I had a heady dream All the world in black and white Granny calling for her cream. Man comes round to tile the roof Green of head with finger men Hubert Cumberdale is here Johnny's gone, I don't know when🎶

'Steve Bannon looks like White Thanos' - Josh Johnson

I have not been a preposterous piece of shit for one and a half decades now! Success!

Oh, a slightly belated happy 15th sober birthday to me, woo, yay etc

Still can never remember which one is Torvill and which one is Dean. I guess the bloke is called Dean cos that's a bloke's name. Never heard of a woman called Torvill before but I guess you learn something every day.

'If you tax the billionaires they'll leave!' If they weren't paying any tax then they were of no benefit to the economy anyway, so they won't be missed.