Neil Crump
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I saw the plate in a charity shop and it felt right 😒
2 months ago
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David Cake
5 minutes ago
Should we all resign tomorrow?
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Dickwith2dogs
43 minutes ago
I don't know if starmer will resign or fight a leadership challenge, But what I do know is that it will be incredibly dull. 😑
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Rebekah Higgitt
about 11 hours ago
It's 23:28 on the night before summer solstice in Edinburgh, and there's still some sunset in the sky
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It's been a while
about 14 hours ago
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@graceldn.bsky.social
@larasworld.bsky.social
Grace, Lara, Lara, Grace. Lara says she's happy to talk to you if you want.
about 16 hours ago
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kate bush’s husband
1 day ago
He hasn’t tweeted today what happened
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Enough Of That Now
about 18 hours ago
Fetch the Savlon, somebody just got burned
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Moo
about 18 hours ago
Everyone in the south looking forward to next week?
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Fire Elmo
Alt: A gif of Elmo with arms raised in front of the fires of hell, otherwise known as our bungalow during a heatwave.
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I mean Israel are probably gonna bomb whatever they have to bomb to keep the US in the region forever though.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c9...
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about 19 hours ago
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STAR MAN
about 19 hours ago
JD Vance checking your post
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Vic Excited on Game Show
ALT: Vic Excited on Game Show
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What's the most expensive thing you've seen in a charity shop? (£3,950, Harbourne of course)
about 19 hours ago
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✿ Fern ✿
about 20 hours ago
I SWEAR THERE'S ALWAYS SOME BULLSHIT WE LITERALLY CANNOT WIN
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
1 day ago
What people call me: •maudlin ✔️ •self deprecating ✔️ •space cowboy ❌ •confusing ✔️ •gangster of love ❌ •oh no, not her ✔️ •Maurice ❌
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Spag 🙃
about 22 hours ago
Have been doing a paint by numbers in the evenings with a podcast on in the background this weeks. Very chilled, very restful. Highly recommend.
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Look there was an incident with the petrol nozzle and the bike, I don't NORMALLY smell this much of petrol.
about 23 hours ago
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Mark Ratledge
1 day ago
The malware also masquerades as a Cloudflare captcha When trying to access an infected web site
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chelsea bridge 🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒
1 day ago
I’m so mad at myself for laughing at this
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LadyFluffyOrca 📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦
1 day ago
Good morning silly sods of Wülferhampton, happy
#Caturday
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Susan
1 day ago
Night out in Wakefield, lads. Man with a big snake was letting women hold it and take photos (not a euphemism)
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Adrian Bowyer
1 day ago
About 1/1,500 of the way to the nearest (other) star, and it's been going for about 50 years. Space. It's very big.
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Meanwhile I'm watching "I Will Find You" -
www.imdb.com/title/tt3477..
. and it is bad. So bad. *Keeps watching*
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Smallbrainfield
1 day ago
I'm sure others have mentioned it but what the fuck is going on with this stadium?
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Prof PB Ottom
1 day ago
he was like “do you ever feel bad for the guy that was only michael knight for a tiny bit?”
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Natalie
2 days ago
"Can't play with foxes. Can't eat the butterflies. Can't do a n y t h i n g" 😾
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I heard your BF posts "CRUSH IT!!!" on Police social media posts whenever they pull a car over.
1 day ago
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colinwmd
1 day ago
I gotta see what this thing does at midnight
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Dr Mantis Toboggan
2 days ago
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Ian Dunt
2 days ago
Reform’s problem, and it is a very significant one, is that women vote
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
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I feel like it's not unreasonable to think people are going to want to know what "unfit for interview" means, and what the guy's going to be doing for the next three months. But sure, don't bother asking the police any questions, The Press.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Boy, 3, was attacked by crocodile at zoo as man bailed
Police say the boy remains in a "critical but stable" condition in hospital.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9l2278m8no
2 days ago
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c0nc0rdance
2 days ago
Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse. Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality. (📷:
@zoonewengland.bsky.social
via IG)
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2 days ago
Oh he's full on crashing out
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Hemry, Local Bartender
2 days ago
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
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2 days ago
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Philip Bump
2 days ago
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Paul Garrard
2 days ago
I'm not patriotic. I'm not interested in waving flags. But if anything sums being British it has to be this.
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Martin Paul Eve
3 days ago
Accurate.
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journeyman folklorist
3 days ago
We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off
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Macdonald
3 days ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5U...
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Everyone Who Hated Me Is Dead
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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3 days ago
at this rate i'm going to have to start sending pictures of my rack via carrier pigeon
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Dickwith2dogs
3 days ago
Let's hope that teacher and his partner get Huntlymaxxed and Watkinsmooged in the near future.
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Hydration Break ᴵ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᴵ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ
#ʲᵒᶦⁿᶦⁿᵍᶦⁿ
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Moose Allain
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Liberator_hen
3 days ago
Is that a pirate ship in the garden??
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...
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Check out this 3 bedroom house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom house for sale in Ainslie Street, Grimsby, DN32 for £70,000. Marketed by Biltons, Covering Lincolnshire
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89118045?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
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(They found two small holes in the ground)
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine
A new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c621z28z138o
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Hydration break
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Anyway here's the moon.
3 days ago
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It has to be your own cheese though otherwise it's a crime xoxo
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