Every now and then I just remember the interview with Meghan Markle on Craig Ferguson’s Late Late show but not for the interview itself but the fact they used the BBC Pointless theme tune as her intro music.

Holy shit

Another day another wank decision www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What I like about this dipshit mindset is its then outraged there is nobody to do all the jobs that need doing

Today she's Cat Jesus.

Hehe x

Why "I Wool Survive" and not "Ewe Make Me Feel (Mighty Warm)"

I was led to believe we'd have hoverboards by now.

FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.

Architect George Clarke calls for boycott of firms criticised by Grenfell inquiry

Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇 www.nature.com/articles/s44...

Picked some photos up from the developers today. My old Leica sure takes some pretty pics.

Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance

LETS BRLT GREAB!

Well? Do you? #FacebookNews

Teddy Ruxpin FUCKS

Tweeted this & the name-searching cunt RT'd me, so I guess I'm locked forever there now 😒 So many dickriders in the replies.

1. Doesn't know it's called Cloudflare, not Cloudfare. 2. Has never encountered a microphone before.

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

The American government is going to be asked to bail this bullshit out; you wait & see. Then companies like Google will buy whatever it is the Gov bought at a discount.

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Fuck. Off.

Gives you a little warm glow when one of your competitors fucks up 🥰 Still, surprisingly honest status page I guess

Need this after today

Yo you know you can have a therapy sesh with Sigmund Freud?

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Today I Learned that Germany doesn't do Armistice Day & instead Karnival season kicks off at 11:11 on the 11th of November. I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.

I loved breaking bad so much. And no one believes me but actually I think I was the first person in the UK to watch it and all the hype was because of me. Haters will say it’s fake but it’s true

fellas is it gay to wash your hands????

3 days IN THE OFFICE coming up. Like in the olden days?

Cashier ID’d me for these and I can only assume they were suspicious I was going to do an extremely PRECISE murder

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

Having a flock of parakeets here will never not be cool

I feel like Bernard in that episode of Black Books where he’s doing his taxes

The real juice in The Traitors has always been that final moment

I just wish they'd let us binge Celeb Traitors like God intended. I can't remember last week's at all. And it would've avoided the last-ep-leak thing.

'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve

traitorssssss finaaaaaaleeeeeeee tonightttttttttt

They don’t let you leave the blood place unless you eaten a club bar and they check your mouth and under your tongue first HOW is this happening so much? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...

Now we know why Lammy bricked his pants in question time earlier LOL BLOODY GOOD SHOW

Lmao “can the public help us find that prisoner” Idk can you help me do my monthly marketing report?

such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow

The real alien invasion will be the aliens we built along the way 🥰 www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Rt...