Neil Crump
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about 1 year ago
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Alison Chevalier
about 6 hours ago
Or drive a car through her front door to run them over.
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The thing is... Internally with ICE, and facing the outside world with Greenland, Ukraine, etc... Does America *really* understand where the point of no return is?
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about 5 hours ago
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Mr. Dan Zak
about 7 hours ago
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press.
www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
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RiotGrlErin
about 7 hours ago
My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.
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Lyndon Marquis
about 5 hours ago
This country will never recover its standing in the world until it LEARNS HOW TO CORRECTLY USE REFLEXIVE PRONOUNS.
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Frangipane✨
about 6 hours ago
Stephen being like
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Anyone who says "yourself" on Traitors should be in the hat for a random murdering. I don't mean in the game, but I guess that could work as well.
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I'm glad they've upped the quality level of the haunted cabin tasks. Wasn't keen on.. Was it the American one where they had "I'm a Celeb" style bugs and that was it?
about 6 hours ago
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We should totally book a haunted murdercabin in the woods for a Tweetup.
about 6 hours ago
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TRAITORS TIME
about 6 hours ago
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Bollieboy
about 9 hours ago
The space between Farage and Jenrick is the perinuem.
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Arthur
about 7 hours ago
Anyway, JD Vance on Bluesky has BLOCKED me.
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Spag 🙃
about 9 hours ago
Excuse me, what the fuck is Nigel Farage’s laugh.
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BUCKERS
about 13 hours ago
Mind you, 2 bars of Chocolonley is probably worth more than £800
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Liberal Democrats
about 14 hours ago
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
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@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
I'm watching X-files. Is this slugging?
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1 day ago
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Francy🐍™️
1 day ago
Single? Oh I hope they meet someone nice
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I'm sorry to report that Starlink is Good Actually
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Starlink reportedly made free in Iran - but protesters are taking huge risks by using it
The satellite technology has become a vital communications lifeline after the government shut down the internet last week.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0r4veg0rrzo
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Spag 🙃
1 day ago
Maybe the real humanitarian disaster was the people we elected along the way
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Birdfeed
1 day ago
Harriet named 5 people and got one right and is now on Uncloaked bigging herself up.
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Haha amazing.
creepylink.com
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@paperghost.bsky.social
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CreepyLink
Make your links look as suspicious as possible
https://creepylink.com
1 day ago
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𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦
1 day ago
Look what I made! Murphy licks his bum ALL THE TIME so I had to 😂
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Nuala
1 day ago
This show is a terrible advertisement for law enforcement
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It annoys me when BBC play adverts even if they are for BBC shit.
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Ariadne Griffin
1 day ago
I am obsessed with this nonsense plotline <3
#TheTraitors
#TraitorsUK
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Lol Harriet you dickhead.
1 day ago
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This FBI thing is A) insane B) only ever said by Rachel to brag and C) makes her look guilty af.
1 day ago
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Darach Ó Séaghdha
1 day ago
This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.
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Dean
1 day ago
Turns out ALL the barristers are pompous
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𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦
1 day ago
Harriet is showing her true colours here, nasty piece of work!
#TheTraitors
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The other 10% is nudes
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BUCKERS
1 day ago
Your baby won’t stop crying? Have you thought about sending them a cease and desist letter through your solicitor? x
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Gemmyfromtheblock
1 day ago
This is horrific. Even convicted criminals would have been given the chance to say goodbye. I can’t get my head around how abhorrent this is
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Spag 🙃
1 day ago
“Hi! Any thoughts on my previous message?” No, not one single thought James. My thoughts are in negative equity about your multi-channel DSP.
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Most critically, China doesn't have to deal with the wealthy and vocal residents of London's commuter belt.
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amanda moore 🐢
2 days ago
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
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Mister Alex
2 days ago
Anyways, she be done! 4h start to finish, minus time spent cooking and eating dinner, and picking kiddo up from cubs. You guys walked so I could ...trot?
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Snigdha
2 days ago
Here is Scott Adams' now deleted blog post questioning the number of people killed in the Holocaust. Gross.
web.archive.org/web/20070222...
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The Dilbert Blog: Sunday Blogging!
https://web.archive.org/web/20070222235609/http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/sunday_blogging.html
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Slurms MacKenzie
2 days ago
First person to make a photoshop of dogbert walking that bald cunt to the gates of hell like a reverse Paddington wins all my love ❤️
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Awkward Egg
2 days ago
Me watching something that someone says made them "cry with laughter"/"howl"/"lose it".
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@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Went to see my brother, forgot all about this got back and JFC.
#JumpScare
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2 days ago
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I just like causing people pain
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2 days ago
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Mister Alex
2 days ago
Aaaaah that's kind of you but I'm basically done at this point. Right?
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Andrew R
2 days ago
It was only by looking on the other place that I discovered that, after he lost syndication, he started making an "edgier" version of Dilbert. It is... um, not good.
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Disappointed Optimist
2 days ago
Amongst Scott Adams last posts was the encapsulation of the system he defended: An ambivalent healthcare provider and a beg to a President who won’t even remember his name:
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Col is going to Fuck Up 2026
2 days ago
Mainstream media when someone dies: he was a complicated man with sometimes controversial views Social media: he was a cunt
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FishermansEnemy 「漁師の敵」
2 days ago
68. Couldn't even manage the funny number.
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Chris Boyd
2 days ago
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Used to love Dilbert before everyone realised Scott Adams was a far right, Trump-Supporting, woman-hating nutcase.
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Enough Of That Now
2 days ago
Deadbert, more like
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