Don’t. Blink.

When someone tells me to go to hell but I’m already there (my eye keeps watering whilst I’m trying to do my winged eyeliner)

Anyone else get proper depressed around new year? 🥲

Why’s my fortune cookie a bit suggestive?

I made it out

And we go live to Grace:

The photo the neighbours took of us vs the photo we took of them

My dress is sort of giving Victorian woman in mourning

New addition to the rug

Woken up with a huge spot on my nose and I’m getting my eyebrow tattoo redone after many years so I’ll be walking around this this today

This morning’s visitor

An Elsie throwback

Rewatching the first series of the Night Manager before starting the new series and I forgot how stressed Jonathan and Jed’s love affair makes me

Turkey pie and mash

It’s Florence!

Another oven shelf burn to add to the collection

Seeing Sydney Sweeney: Boobs… and evilness

Making a turkey pie

Throwback to this Christmas tragedy

Just a reminder that we don’t own cats

The Americans can come for me but I absolutely love bread sauce. Just inject it into my veins

People over at Twitter angry about this tweet

Me: I don’t hold grudges. Also me:

‘And Jan, who did NOT have to wait impatiently in a supermarket…’

Found this photo of me and my mum from last night lol

I need to stop calling this woke milk cos I accidentally keep saying it around people who don’t get I’m taking the piss

@kathyburke.bsky.social my Christmas present! Merry Christmas!

Mum and Dad Power wish you a Merry Christmas from London x

Jan’s having a lovely Christmas time

Springtime for Janice

Guess the West End show

I love old people

An Elsie throwback

A cheeky throwback

Would like to wish my subjects a very merry Christmas!

Off work until the 5th Jan

And Tiny Tim… who did NOT die!

Ate the Boursin

Erika Kirk grieving her husband

Imagine kicking off about the vote being rigged just to find out that maybe you’re not a popular as you thought 😭. Bosh ❤️

Remember how, as a kid, your parents would say that if a man approached you claiming he had puppies, you should not go with him? Well, at uni a complete stranger knocked on our door, said exactly that and we all immediately jumped up and went to his house.

Jan looking like the mum from Tom and Jerry 😂😂😂

Must not touch the Christmas cheeses Must not touch the Christmas cheeses Must not touch the Christmas cheeses Must not touch the Christmas cheeses Must not touch the Christmas cheeses Must not touch the Christmas cheeses Must not touch the Christmas cheeses

When you want to log off for Christmas but the boss phones you about a plan to make humans allergic to dogs and take over the world.

Pole throwback

My sister took her friend to The Muppet Christmas Carol sing-along at the Prince Charles Cinema, and when Scrooge’s name was revealed on the gravestone, my sister’s friend let out the loudest gasp 😂😂😂

Happy Sunday!

Got this text from my sister last night

Spot the difference