Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood https://theonion.com/give-it-some-juice-report-sources-fiddling-under-car-hood/

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

I didn't have "Husker Du member reviews motorway service stations" on my 2026 bingo card.

🇺🇦 Zelensky: Now our soldiers have the ability to reach Russian military logistics practically to entire depth of the temporarily occupied territory. There are practically no safe roads for the occupier in the south and east of our country. There will be no quiet times for occupier on our land.

Happy pride month!

I've been a Vinted user since 2019 and an eBay user since 2003 and let me tell you, I've seen enough people describe a sequinned dress as a "sequence dress" to last a lifetime.

Can you make a Sherman tank float? timharford.com/2026/05/caut...

WHY DON’t STraiGht PeoPLe hAVe a MOntH

Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny 🚨NEW🚨 (via IG)

Morning all!

Watched Alien again, as you do. Marvelling at how a movie made in the 70s, pre CGI, by a handful of people (I mean, watch those credits, they're done in 60 seconds), can endure and endure and look so fresh. So much talent. I love it so.

“Nat 1” tinyview.com/the-other-en...

Happy Brian Harvey Day if you’re celebrating.

Bought some slug pellets made of wool and they really are pet friendly. The cat keeps rolling around in them. Which would be fine but the pellets smell like sheep shit.

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ZIP CODES ARE COORDINATES. THE FIVE DIGITS ARE COMPASS POINTS PLUS DEPTH. MINE PUTS ME TWO HUNDRED FEET BELOW MY OWN KITCHEN. I HAVE STARTED DIGGING. MY NEIGHBOR ASKED WHY. I TOLD HIM. HE IS DIGGING TOO. WE WAVE AT EACH OTHER FROM OUR HOLES. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I HAVE BEEN TO ANOTHER MAN IN YEARS

I love this publicity photo for Big Train. A former screensaver of mine.

Some lovely green in our garden. No idea what any of the plants are called but the one in the middle is one of my favourite green things ever.

Share your mood for the weekend!

Don't forget Goo Sheriff!

The animation chat has me thinking one telling thing - in the years since AI arrived, there's not been a ground-up indie phenomenon, like we saw with earlier tech (Flash, etc). It hasn't unlocked anyone's creativity. For all the anti-gatekeeping rhetroic, nothing anyone cares about has been born.

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The Water-Lily Bond Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11428392 From the 'Letter Change Art' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/letterchangeart/popular/ #LetterChangeArt

This has had my Judo friend in stitches, so sharing. Sound up. #Judo #Tournament

One day Tonty Blair will be driving along and a piano version of Things Can Only Get Better will start playing

I see Tony Blair has landed again to tell us his visions for the future.

Chimney Stack (2025) by British artist, illustrator, and art educator Rob Pointon (born in 1982). Oil on board 121 x 101 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Drawin more cats

Pint of mild.

Look at this plonker.

Elon Musk will never be intentionally funny and it pains him. Multi billionaire finds he can't buy the thing he truly craves is galactic sized monkeys paw shit.

Wes Streeting seeing his 4% polling.

So what happens when Reform take over your local council? This. #KentCountyCouncil

i often think about this review

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

Vila was always my favourite member of Blake's 7. He seemed like the most sensible person, in that he was shit scared most of the time but was still there for his friends when it counted most. RIP Michael Keating.

Raising a glass of space Vimto to Michael Keating RIP.

Very sad to hear Michael Keating, Blake's 7's Vila has died. He was so good and will be very much missed.

It’s the 59th anniversary of stunt pilot Joan Hughes flying under a motorway bridge for 1968 film Thunderbird 6. She’d only been given permission to land and taxi under it, but weather conditions meant she had to fly, so she was prosecuted – and acquitted

During his talk at RBS, James Malin—not on Bsky—showed this title page from a 19th-century catalog for Alfred Nobel’s Nitro-Glycerin Company I’d like to nominate this image for the most metal cut in print history—we need to make something with it for Halloween @skeuomorphpress.org

I awoke to alien sounds of hammering from the pit. Probably going to fall into a restless, haunted sleep tonight too.

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger https://theonion.com/dainty-little-man-orders-single-cheeseburger/

It seems this ancient b3ta image of mine is once again relevant. (Sorry about the watermark, it's a side effect of the image host I used 12 years ago and I don't have the original any more)