Ooooh I think they're finally working!

This was a banger of a certain kind. Too bad I hate that guy now. Oh well.

I don't agree with these Mila Air Purifier purists who's app is always telling me it's too cold & too low of humidity in my apartment. THIS IS THE SOUTHERN U.S. We suffer heat & humidity 9 months out of the year. We don't suffer any inside our homes. Say it with me: Make it like a MEAT-LOCK-ER.🥩

I'd have slapped that bitch so hard it woulda spun her head around and she'd think her name is Elle Ann.

Me scrolling the apps

Why have my pills not knocked me out yet? I already blew up my day because I got anxious and hit the vape like twice then was too high to leave bed. And it's just that Delta-9 shit! Why does that stuff knock me on my ass but my xanax hasn't taken me out yet. This is a scam. Just call me Neely.

Why am I kind of missing this awful tahoma font, or whatever it is? Maybe Trebuchet? Oh also @nachochip.bsky.social & @crshort81.bsky.social are the OG Gay Himbos of Bsky. @himbobrite.bsky.social were you here too? #TheGays®

Look! I've even got @crshort81.bsky.social in my screenshot library! As well as @nachochip.bsky.social ...and some of my own bullshit. I miss The Cumdt®. #TheGays®

Awww taking a scroll down memory lane (my screenshot folder). The good old days. #StarTrek #TheGays®

Bsky was also like this 3 years ago... I mean, it still kinda is... Look at me all naive about bsky algorithms! Too bad Phyllis isnt a thing she sounds fun. Featuring @crazyjim.bsky.social!

Serving chaotic--something--today.

I came just reading this.

Gimme a Fat Blue Line to forget this shit world for an hour.

"What is skynet and how can I help it?" @rikergoogling.bsky.social

Come on! Tossed salad without proper salad tossing??

What the fuck Minneapolis?? I know you guys are going through it but a fungal STI?? And yes I know it showed up on new york first.

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

Hey, I'm not trying to start shit and I honestly don't care what people do...but if a white guy posted this wouldn't a bunch of tenderqueers be screaming they're a racist?

There's another one! Oh wait, is this just the same guys but today instead of tomorrow? WTF is this group?? @nickforbrains.bsky.social

Uh oh, I'm a little high and maybe my Adderall is finally kicking in because I'm...starting......to....DANCE! 🕺🏼 DAMN! I really love this set by @trixiemattel.bsky.social & VNSSA! It really jams!!

Why does it feel like Saturday? Why haven't I taken a shower so I can go pick up my phone and do shit I've wanted to do all week?

Oh wait, it's this. Have to admit I'm really curious what these organized "events" are like.

Okay, what...in...the... HELL...is this about? A cumdump convention? Happy hour? Networking?

Wait a MINUTE! When did pnp change to hnh? Why do you fags gotta rename shit all the time?? Like, what was wrong with Stacy for Ecstasy? Who decided Molly was a thing? And now "high & horny"?? 🙄 I think you're just trying to confuse us olds. GET OFF MY LAWN GODDAMMIT!

I didn't end up doing this. Wonder if I have it in me to find a mobile beej when I go out in a while. Actually, I will be driving right by the Red Roof Inn....hmmm...maybe I should look up whose hosting a cumdump this afternoon.

Huh. Who knew that losing 70 lbs would put my cholesterol and metabolic panel all within normal ranges in only 6 months? Oh shit, this means I might live longer! That's not in my plan to exit stage right when I turn 70...anybody got some good street drugs I can try? #TheGays®

The website I got my Star Trek jacket is closing down If it has been on your list, then get it now before they sell out. I know it's pricey, but the quality is VERY good. www.volantedesign.us/products/sta...

Now it's time to masturbate.

Ok it's done. Order sent. I guess I won't be buying more jeans after all. But I'm still getting a new chair goddammit!

BLAM!

Annelle, I'm DRIPPING! 🥵 @trixiemattel.bsky.social #TheGays®

So I guess Golden Girls reaction videos is the new thing? Wonder what would happen if I played the The Golden Shower Girls! 🤭

It's from the Simple Sabotage manual: - Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned. - Be as irritable and quarrelsome as possible without getting yourself into trouble. Here, Pam Bondi sabotages Congressional oversight of the DOJ.

Don't forget to flush out your cables. www.9news.com/article/tech...

To those in this community supporting and widening the scope of research and advocacy; Pat yourself on the back. Real progress is slow and steady.💪🏻

Since when did we not like being called Trekkies?? I'm glad these douches are dead. I never liked their hot takes on pretty much any film. #StarTrek

#StarTrek #Spirk

True art. #StarTrek

I agree with everything the author says except that people doing this aren't stupid. They are. It's 💯 a literacy issue & as a society we need to address it. But noone should be so casual in sharing panicky information about such a serious topic. It's no better than yelling fire in a crowded theatre.

Whew, you gotta read this. Parker nails it.

This definitely deserves a RT on #TheGays® TL 😍

How I would love to return to that nightmarish place. My lotto numbers better hit this weekend.

Ok which of you fags have tried "Slick Dick's Better Than Spit" which I'm gonna assume is a lube? #TheGays®

Van wouldn't start so I had to ditch my plans and drive spousal unit to get a haircut. Knew I should have started it when it got cold last week. Never have found the parasitic drain. 🙄 I'm trying Dr Pepper Zero because they have it at the salon. Need more zero cal flavors. It's not too bad!

Beauty is a lot of work as you get older. #TheGays®

I am so screwed! I got a shut off notice for my electric bill on due on my birthday. I got my home payment and water leaking my bedroom. FML Send help 😭 Asked for more hours at work but they want to wait until my dr says I can work more. Cashapp $angie4hope Venmo @angie4hope

You think YOU got cash flow problems... #StarTrek

It’s a can’t miss move in the world of Nashville country music!

“Oppression is the mask of fear.” -Nemik’s Manifesto from Andor if you haven’t seen it, or even if you have, it’s only 2 minutes long & very worth it (edited into a very cool montage with captions) youtu.be/wQd4JdFP0d0?...

oh my god this casting is unhinged I love it