GODDAMMIT @support.bsky.team YOUR NEW ANDROID APP UPDATE KEEPS RANDOMLY CLOSING MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY. MAYBE FIX THAT ASAP, OK?

I just can't figure anything out today so I suppose I'll just keep scrolling here the rest of the day? Super frustrating but also kind of confused. Is this what having a brain tumor feels like?

IDK why she hasn't been in my feed yet except that the universe is fundamentally homophobic. Instant follow. 🖖 #StarTrek

Congratulations to the fabulous and incredible Kerrice Brooks, Gina Yashere and Karim Diané for being awarded the Ensemble Award at the 3rd Annual Celebration of LGBTQ+ Cinema and Television! #StarTrek🖖🏿

It really does give me chills but I am so afraid to hope.

Yeah, don't bother asking the finance team (oh you laid them off?) to put in place a cost model let alone a cost/benefit model, or idk say...an ROI model for your company's AI use. Guarantee the data center people have one. BTW an IRR model is better, just regular companies don't know what that is.

just an objective fact Flock “Safety” dickbags are piggybacking on corrupt POS squatting white house* to turn us into surveillance state these cameras make no person safer. via Guardrail Guy in Tenn. www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...

But I like taking more xanax and not looking for a job or paying my taxes. Nobody thinks those things are good for me! And if they do they they can go straight to HELL. youtu.be/jXO5axomU7Q?...

No! I don't want to feel good about our species! Damn. youtu.be/IppQH8Bd3r8?...

Goddammit I think this video has ruined that word for me!

Oh fantastic. More reasons I need more fiber. youtu.be/tQVPgELGG48?...

Boy I hope they can do it and that we can do the same in every single race in the country. Let's put the gop in the grave. youtu.be/wvD9M5oRd2o?...

Wake up babe, new pit fetish just dropped.

Bring on the zombie spores!

Hi! My poetry collection, ADULTHOOD, is out now from Anxiety Press. This is the first time I'm in print in 8 years. In short, this book is a parody of myself. It started out as a journal to make myself laugh through dark times. Now it's a thing you can read! The link to snag a copy is in my bio. 💛☁️

Oh BTW there's more of this one circling just here on bsky! Courtesy @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org

This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet. #GaraShir #StarTrek #DS9

Me for about 2 weeks now:

Your tech lesson for the day... DON'T plug your smart device into any old power brick. That hole matters! To your device anyway. Also NEVER use public USB outlets without a data protection jack! You're just offering your data up on a silver platter! Ask if you don't know what this is.

💯 @straczynski.bsky.social has been doing the lord's work for decades. Except this speech and the actress portrayal is about 1000x smarter than the fascist fools in our current government.

LOVE this one!! ❤️❤️ Writing credit to @gettheorion.bsky.social #StarTrek #DISCO #TheGays®

Ensign Harry Kim has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration #StarTrek #VOY

Not going to RT so more people see...you guys gotta go back to physical music CDs! In the 2000s I ripped MP3s with this software. It's by an independent Finnish company specializing in audio & my 2007 license key still works! Really feature rich & high quality!👍A+ recommend! www.poikosoft.com

Momentary distraction by a dumb TV commercial but otherwise restless doggie. I don't want to drug her even though I'm keeping her home from daycare 1 more day to hopefully get her poop 💯 normal. I hope her dog walker can come. JFC I need a productive day. I've been DEEP in the hole & WRONG kind!

Chevron CEO tells @bloomberg.com Surveillance Jonathan Ferro there's been recent attacks on ships in the #StraightofHormuz that weren't reported in our media & gets pressed for details. OK but hey Jonathan you work for a huge news organization. Maybe idk ask the news desk for details not an oil CEO?

You know, every decade had its sucky moments. Unfortunately this current decade is just a massive black hole of suck that seems to have no end.

Reminder to entertain my dog by giving her a new "bone" (elk antler) even though she's got 3 others in her toy basket. They're just not "new". At least she's no longer just lying there staring at me! #pittienation

Great work ANF reporting Big Brother watching every move we make outside our front doors to wrongly accuse people of crimes. Exactly what @bennjordan.bsky.social has been warning about. (He also attended those Dunwoody City Council meetings.) Get involved in your local government and #StopFLOCK!

Perennial.

Mama's workin on her gut biome and reliving her youth via an epically important compilation double album that you all should listen to right now. And for I once remembered to cast to the really excellent Sony speakers on either side of my bed.

Better than most of the porn around here! I miss Mad TV!

Whoopsie!

BLAM!!

I love Chelsea. Let's get more real city leaders elected!! Get out there L.A.!

JFC I had to put my mother's message thread on snooze. I knew I shouldn't have opened those flood gates.

And now for your sorely needed pallette cleanser. Deee-Lite always scratches that itch for me! MEOW! Name a song that always makes you happy.

I won $4 on Powerball so gotta double that shit back down right away. Mama doesn't wanna work!

I also highly recommend this artist's work. Specifically, I ❤️LOVE❤️ my Kira "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" sticker on my Volvo convertible! Her uniform is a perfect match with Topless Betty's passion red paint. I have his t-shirts too! willburrowsart.com/product/this... @reforest-kelley.bsky.social

Incidentally, @reforest-kelley.bsky.social has a great piece depicting these two. It's available for sale as a sticker and a card!

Remember! Waymo is ICE. Waymo hands over your photo and location data to ICE without requiring a warrant or anything—just to help them. Stay woke. #philly

Benn Jordan is making Georgia Power give me a headache!

Get em!

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated.

I feel like grandfather would have a ceremonial iPod Classic. I wonder what happened to mine...

Just when you think it can't get more bizarre.

Sometimes I think shopping online for a grocery delivery order takes as much time as going to the store itself. I mean I did comb thru the coupons/sales so bought more but it's stuff we use and were great deals. Lord, my morning is shot already!

OMG this man also makes me SOPPING wet.

Uh oh. The OP blocked me. Well this deserves a main TL tweet so here.

This makes me sopping wet. Democratic socialism. There I said it. D-R-I-P-P-Y.