Hi. I'm the exorcist on call today. #TheGays®

This is the post breakfast very alert doggie with a stare that is burrowing holes in me because she's ready to go do something. Like, NOW daddy!

OUTSTANDING interview! I would expect nothing less from Katie but this one is just BOOM. If you want to understand a simple explanation of the wealth disparity and some realist solutions you MUST WATCH NOW!

"Cougars on the pool deck and billionaires in the cabinet." @timmiller.bsky.social right on the money describing the orangutan and his entourage on @nicollewallace.bsky.social today. #TheGays®

All systems nominal, Captain.

David Hogg had the right idea and that’s why they forced him out of the DNC. Turncoats and silent status quo beneficiaries, beware.

I'm not crying....just something in my eye. I wish my dad had lived to experience this. youtu.be/n6Lo1xO7jO8?...

OMG he looks & acts exactly like a friend's dog kitty from 20 years ago! I love him!! This is the kind of cat I want!

My TikTok algorithm is SO perfect, it rarely misses. But every so often, a white content creator sneaks in—often, funny enough, sharing their experience stumbling into Black TikTok😂 Here’s an hilarious example—on bathing and hygiene. Young lady’s whole life has changed! Buy washcloths, y’all!! 🫧🛁

I know my answer. #TheGays® #StarTrek #ParamountSkydance #PSKY @jerilryan.bsky.social

3. Look at our adorable new Mila Air Purifier. She's so smol, but mighty! Fantastic packaging and super easy to set up. I did the auto-renew filter thing and they give you the $100 top of the line "The Overreactor" filter free, no commitment. milacares.com

Come on Sol, you can do better than this. CLEANSE US ALREADY!

The Diplomat does have some good one liners. Nothing said during sex or work is talking.

2. It still freaks me out when I see these motherfuckers with no driver speeding down the road. There was one coming in the opposite direction right after I took this. 🙄 #waymo

Shit, I'm behind on posting some pictures. So here goes... 1. This is why I am replacing the 25 year old recepticles in our place. Shit deteriorates over time. We had one outlet short out and melt earlier this year and dumbass me wasn't home when the electrician came so never found out why.

I always forget to use the live TV parts of my streaming platforms so been trying that more recently for financial and other news. I didn't realize Amazon has such a wide selection on FireTV. Seems way better than Samsung TV+ and Google's Live channels.

Good morning Yahoo! Finance daddy Josh Lipton 🥵

I guess I did actually get a lot done today even though not everything I wanted, but that's really just because I'm so behind. Did another outlet in my bedroom and fix a different one that I'm glad I pulled out to wrap in tape because the ground wire had snapped off! Lesson don't reuse 25yr hooks.

What is happening to my feed right now... I might cum.

Ok I have scrolled back to see this again 4 times. I need to retweet it far & wide. #TheGays®

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I just got a contact high from listening to this. Where am I?

I hadn't heard about this monumentally stupid idea until just now. The article explains all the reasons why a 50 year mortgage is a terrible idea: 1. double the interest over the loan life 2. higher rate 3. longer than working years 4. drives up housing costs because DUH there's a housing shortage

You can do it too! It’s a fun afternoon activity and also a helpful way to contribute to our civic dialogue!

OLD RICH PEOPLE NEED TO RETIRE AND GO AWAY NOW! #senate

Um, hello! Why have I not seen this Finance daddy before?? I need to start watching Yahoo! Finance instead of Bloomberg. The stock market bounce back today is the only good thing to come out of that traitorous stinker Senate deal. My Nvidia bounced back 6% alone!

We need this energy in the #Senate TODAY! I'm begging progressive dem Senators to demand new leadership for the caucus now! NOW GODDAMMIT, NOW! @warnock.senate.gov @ossoff.senate.gov

NOW.

OLD PEOPLE RETIRE NOW!

Seriously, thank you @warnock.senate.gov & @ossoff.senate.gov for voting no last night. We appreciate it. But guys, Chucko has got to go. He has no control over his caucus. He is weak and ineffective. I need you to do all you can to replace him with someone who has a SPINE. NEW LEADER NOW! #senate

senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This just about sums it up. #FuckTrump

Ok which of you techie faggots wants to help us set up a little server for old porn? Or can point me to a guide or whatever. I'm technical enough, I just dont have the energy to research it. I wonder if Plex would allow it... #TheGays®

I heard Lost N Found Youth doesn't have an old gay porn section in their thrift store anymore. That was always fun to visit. Are people just throwing out the vintage physical media porn when old queens die?? That's criminal! I bet there are collectors out there. Plus, it's fun!!

Go fuck yourself orangutan! WE ARE NOT HAPPY WITH YOU! The understatement of the century.

Hey at least all the news isn't horrible at the moment. (yay) #TheGays®

Mega Millions jackpot is up to $900 million again. At least inflation is keeping pace in huge lottery jackpots too. I mean I wouldn't sneeze at $1 million but honestly it doesn't go very far these days. I could pay off debts sure, but not retire. Just barely maintain lifestyle.

Good. #TheGays® are doing the important work of scaring the str8ies away. GO FORTH MY BRETHREN!

Something just triggered the long long long ago memory of my ex's dick. But I can't picture his hole. I remember it, but I don't think I looked at it enough. The 90s really fucking sucked.

Shit. I guess I should pill myself to sleep. I really REALLY need a productive day. Shit, I forgot to order those leds for the convertible. Now it's too cold to put them in. Oh well, I'm sure it will be 80 again in a week.

PUSSIES! Chaco Chuck 🐔🐔🐔

Chaco Chuck. 🐔

I don't know what it is about Aussie voices that put me at ease. Also, the Finns have really neutral accents speaking English! Also, don't fuck with Finland.

I've stayed on dnd all day and this is the first alert I see when I turn on notifications. Fucking typical for the stupidest version of The Matrix ever conceived.

Oh look, it's @kericrewsonmd.medsky.social's daily existence...