Dammit! Where's my millions?

Man, I wish I had room for something like this! Maybe @himbobrite.bsky.social does I remember he gets wet for the E. #StarTrek #TheGays®

I really need to see some pics of hot menzz sporting 5". #TheGays®

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR TONIGHT! Ridiculous raunchy hilarious & gay AF. Also stupid AF. #TheGays®

This is Academy Award level writing, boys... #TheGays®

I don't know...is this sexually suggestive? The labelmeister seemed to think so. #TheGays®

So my sinuses decided to explode today and now I've got a full on runny nose that I'm blowing every 3 minutes, sinus pressure, & the draining is already irritating my throat. Where the hell did I catch this?? I never see anybody!

I need to watch something mindless, ridiculous, raunchy hilarious, and gay AF. I have the perfect thing in mind... Hmmmm...I should probably get high! #TheGays®

ATTENTION: This is Space Dock Operations. U.S.S. Voyager NCC-74656 now arriving Space Doors Alpha. To be continued... #StarTrek #VOY

Anybody aware of an LCARS themed deskpad? I bought a couple to try that are solid colors but I just realized an LCARS panel on my desk would be sick. #startrek

Good lord, the price of Silver is up 11% just TODAY! It's up 39% in the last month and 166% YTD. Gold is up 70% YTD. Glad I invested in precious metals!

I was too hungry and I wolfed down two pieces of lasagna. Now I feel like I'm gonna ralph. And I think I have a sinus headache coming on. Fuck me.

Yes, I will take a 300mg Gabapentin because I keep getting a very sharp stabbing pain in the bottom of my foot tonight. I predict more pills in my immediate future.

I will neither confirm nor deny that at this moment there may or may not be a second Moopsy sighting in my home. I also will not confirm or deny that it might be big and plushy. #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #moopsy @mikemcmahan.bsky.social

#StarTrek #TheGays®

I'm not making a whole lot of progress today. I did get Gemini to help me plan all the connections for my new desk setup, which was helpful, though I had to point out one thing it got wrong, which was fun. I think I'm feeling the need to watch Grosse Pointe Blank today...

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I posted this as a reply but I think it's decent enough to be on main. #StarTrek

Welp, I was having a discussion with spousal unit and friendships came up. It seemed the right time to fill him in on why I have such extreme vitriol about a particular ex-friend because of some very unkind things he said about spousal unit to my mother several years ago. I still feel rage about it.

I really wish I would get in a better mood today. I have a lot I want to do.

Good news we left the balcony door open almost all day & most of the night. At some point the dog went out there & used the grass potty. It was pretty soft so either had been brewing too long because of her anxiety or just because she's my child. No apparent pee in the LR but I'll check the cameras.

Was looking at some dirty videos when I was called by spousal unit because he suddenly couldn't get the sound to work and he wants to blast stranger things. He was never especially great with technology but I swear now he thinks I'm some on call support center. (he changed an input or whatever) FML

I could not stop laughing at the Gambit voice 🤣

My neurotic dog has suddenly developed a phobia of going out on our balcony. This is a big problem because we live in a large high rise and trained her to use a grass patch on the balcony as her potty. I'm afraid if I start taking her downstairs regularly it will reinforce the bad behavior. 😩

I think I've found my new career.

Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS, and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected

God, I love Sealab. It has reminded me I need to up my stimutax tomorrow so I can catch up on all this shit I need to finish. And not feel things. Feelings are so dumb anyway. #TheGays®

Good news everyone! The price of cocaine has fallen on the continent! Booking my trip to Spain right now.

Thinking of my former sexually repressed ex-Mormon parasocial gay besties @nickforbrains.bsky.social & @typevolant.com as I watch this hilarious scene from G.B.F. #TheGays®

Well, at least it's not ALL white. Maybe this obsessive all white design trend is coming to an end?

I can't decide if this is actually a good tutorial or not. But he's super hot and hilarious!

I have hit paralysis mode. Just great. This shit that is going on with my dog is really wearing me down.

I forgot it's Xmas eve. I guess I need to go to the store or order groceries. I have no plans to cook, I guess.

After the stupidly stressful day I've had I wanted to watch something non-stressful so I put on WALL-E. I didn't realize Sigourney Weaver played the main computer's voice! Now I'm in a Sigourney mood. Hmmm...Galaxy Quest next? Or would Avatar be too loud for my fragile brain?

I really don't have the energy to deal with my high maintenance weird dog tonight 😩

Fair use.

This may be the funniest shit yet out of those clowns.

What the fuck is heated rivalry? It's too hard for my old ass brain to keep up with all this shit.

CRUSTY PUSSY!

See, this is why I should not be shopping at this hour of the night unsupervised.

This Ryan Murphy / Kim Kardashian show All's Fair is a lot of things. But one thing is that Sarah Paulson gets THE BEST lines. #TheGays®

I really like these 1000 thread count eqyptian cotton sheets I got (and finally made the damn bed). Now I just need to find a duvet (or comforter, I guess) for this insert that I love. But something lighter. So many darks in my room I think this should have yellow white & black, maybe brown or red.

Hmmm so far 1 drink has not stopped the watery burning eyes. You know what that means...more. More. MORE!

First drink I've made at home in eons so I had to use my USS Cerritos tumblers. Hoping this will help squash my histamines.

Another important unboxing. Also like 6 months in the making! #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #NCC-75567 @mikemcmahan.bsky.social

Can you see that my eyes are burning and watering so bad I'm a menace on the roads in a 6900lb vehicle? #TheGays®

Attention: This is Starbase Operations. U.S.S. Cerritos NCC-75567 is now docked at Pier 13. Crew will disembark via gangway 13 Alpha. NO RUNNING! Yes, we mean you Boimler 🧐 #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #CerritosStrong #TheGays® @mikemcmahan.bsky.social

MOOD. And BTW feed ME all the drugs!

The dog just took a massive dump in the middle of the living room when the door was open not 10 feet away! JFC I should just go to sleep. And fuck it stunk! I turned the air purifiers on high.

Why are my eyes burning again? And I'm getting a sinus headache! This shit has been going on all day!