Lost 3kg in 3 weeks lads. Very nice very nice.

I know this is probably a very unpopular opinion but I honestly can't find it in myself to care about the Artemis II mission. It is obviously an incredible feat, but given everything going on in the world right now I just don't have the bandwidth to care. It feels very unimportant to me personally.

There is absolutely no universe in existence where the person who dysregulates your nervous system is the great love of your life. You deserve peace. Cut your losses and move on.

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In celebration of easter I will be crucifying one man as a treat

I did my best and finished at 490 km (fuck you I'm rounding it up). I really wish I hadn't been ill last week, would've definitely broken 500 km. Still a decent effort though!

Probably doesn't seem like a big deal, but I beat my monthly walking record and I feel quite proud of it. Just wanted to tell someone.

Gonna keep reposting this until she stops being a cunt. No sign yet.

I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

The enshittification continues.

New haranir race looks dope ngl

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So my sense of smell and taste has started to come back, but in a devastating twist, I now apparently hate coffee. One less reason to live.

The only thing to ever check is 'does the dog die?'

Dehydration maxxing today

Nothing humbles you faster than a supermarket self-checkout camera

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✨️ fuck israel ✨️

I'm so tired of the enshittification of absolutely every facet of modern life. I don't want fucking AI in everything. I don't want billionaires. I don't want wars. I don't want raw sewage in rivers. I don't want shareholder profits at the cost of everyone else's wellbeing. Everything is awful.

No more culture war. Only class war.

Oh man

If anyone reading this lives near to mar-a-lago and is terminally ill, please do what needs to be done. You can go out a hero.

A lot less easy than it would've been for you to just not fuck it up in the first place. Dickhead.

I hope there's a resurgence of Chuck Norris jokes in barrens chat now

Okay chat we need to go back in time and kill whoever suggested private land ownership instead of just communal living.

Spring has sprung, thank GOD.

I said "And this sustained project of privatisation and deregulation turned Britain from a place which made things people need to a place which made money for people who owned things." And the City said:

My joints ache and I feel at least 93 years old

I wandered around a beach for hours and collected cool shells. A good day.

My favourite brand of stupid is when someone is too stupid to understand that they're actually stupid. Fascinating.

30 sec cd on kick now.

Friends, I finally bought the Midnight expansion. I haven't played WoW in about a year, so I'm expecting to feel bewildered. Hyped to see if pvp will be better now that I won't have 62738 binds on my sham.

What an odd thing to say about an iconic show with fantastic reviews across the board, and a massive fan base. It may not be for you personally, and that's fine, but your comment is objectively dumb, I fear.

Zack Polanski hangs the toilet roll facing under, not over.

Why I have had to go through security three separate times and through border control twice IN THE SAME FUCKING AIRPORT. I HAVE TWO STAMPS FROM THE SAME BASTARD TERMINAL. IT HAS TAKEN 2.5 HOURS TO GET FROM ONE TERMINAL TO ANOTHER FOR A CONNECTING FLIGHT. FRANCE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

What's the shittiest aiport in the world and why is it CDG?

Oh I just know I'm gonna be sat next to these fucking kids on the plane.

Every day as a European.

It's hardly surprising the Right don't like women. They can't compete with them on any meaningful level.

STREAMING SERVICES NEED STOP RELEASING EPISODES WEEKLY BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE TV I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAIT AGES FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

No more culture war. Only class war.

Look, you can't do anything about the Epstein stuff. That's a load-bearing paedophile ring.

£240m. With no tender. Palantir. I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers. Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal. Palantir out.

Rip sweet Teddy. You were the first and only cat I ever really loved. Not once did you ever randomly attack me. I appreciated that. I don't believe in heaven, but if it exists I hope you get to steal as many cocktail sausages and victoria sponge cakes as you want.

Every day as a European.

GUYS THE RAIN HAS STOPPED. I CAN SEE PATCHES OF BLUE SKY. A HINT OF SUNSHINE. I AM REBORN.