I love stealing cutlery from restaurants. It's a disease honestly I can't stop myself.

OH GREAT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE OF OTHER MEDICATIONS I'M ON SO EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO CHEAT AND TAKE A CHILL SHORTCUT TO LOOK SEXY BUT I HAVE TO STARVE MYSELF AND BE MISERABLE AND HAVE IT TAKE 300 YEARS

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Hobbies include spending money like I'm Oprah rich on payday and then dealing with financial ruin for the rest of the month

call me crazy, but i think forcing the adoption of tech that intentionally hollows out the human labor market and accelerates climate destruction in order to concentrate wealth is just mass-murder with extra steps

Okay so, this isn't the most flattering picture of me but I really wanted to show my grey grow out so far (it is taking forever). I honestly think it's a nice colour and I'm looking forward to growing out the brassy dyed parts. Though I do still panic about looking old sometimes.

I will not be losing weight because everyone will think it's because of ozempy rather than will power (I have no will power and I really like cheese)

I've noticed how much I’ve aged in the past 5 years and I am really hoping that adding chia seeds to my yogurt can turn this whole thing around.

It has started happening again.

Not even worried about pensions at this point because my retirement plan is filling my pockets with stones and walking into the sea.

Dear shower curtain, don't fucking touch me!

Happy 6th anniversary of my abortion! What a relief that was!

Someone's getting smacked in the face by me today and I'm excited to see who it'll be

I feel like I've been mega negative on here lately and I just want to say that I mean all of it x

Playing outside today and making friends with wonderful creatures. I wish I were a beetle. Seems pretty chill.

waking up and reading about the results of the locals and feeling very

That's enough news for today. Completed my 30 minutes of ugly crying in the foetal position, now it's time to get up and keep going. We move.

I'm so sick of hearing about the 'cost of living crisis'. I hate that wording because it makes it sound like it's an unavoidable natural disaster. There is no cost of living crisis. There is a cost of greedy fucking bastards crisis. None of this is inevitable. It's a series of choices from up top.

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Serious question. Do any of you really struggle with authority, and if so, how did you get over it? I've always had a real problem with authority figures and I find I just don't work well unless I have a reasonable degree of autonomy (preferably full autonomy). I'm not good at being told what to do.

One of the shittiest things about AI is that it's totally killing my sense of wonder at the natural world. I'll see a video of something completely beautiful or mind blowing and I immediately think it's bullshit. I hate it.

Alan Partridge (all of it tbh) Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sopranos Dexter Breaking Bad Better Call Saul Mad Men Yellowstone What We Do in the Shadows Downton Abbey Nathan For You Blackadder (2, 3 and 4) The Thick of It Flight of the Conchords The Night Of

Born to say "are you fucking stupid?" Forced to say "wow I've never thought of it that way before"

I started bird watching and I'm going to make a list of all the birds I've met so far this week if you even care

Insufferable people

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones

Huge untapped market for men who are normal

Regret to inform you that I stumbled upon the best selfie lighting I have ever seen and now you have to look at my big dumb face

Oh man, it's gonna be more than 10. Sorrysorry. Save It For Later - The Beat Mystery - Turnstile Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon I'll Find You - Hundred Reasons He Wasn't Man Enough For Me - Toni Braxton Annie's Song - John Denver Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2080 - Yeasayer What I Got - Sublime

Need to add context to this incident so I don't end up on some kind of register

Found a beautiful new hiking route but I accidentally flashed my tit to a random guy walking his dogs. Can never go there again.

Am I disabled?

Me fully believing that both shootings were staged and he cheated in 2024.

Today I'm serving can't.

Just now finding out that there's a bird shazam and I haven't been this excited in decades.

A vibrant day. Quite poetic really.

I'm not sure why but one of my favourite pastimes is strolling around cemeteries and reading headstones.

I love getting an email that makes me feel borderline suicidal and replying with “Sounds good!”

£70. That man is a PRICK.

About to fill up my car. Pray for my bank account and mental wellbeing.

I baked a white chocolate and raspberry cake

We are tired. So tired.

Honestly just blocking anyone who repeatedly talks shit about the Greens and Polanski. I need the hope and you're fucking exhausting.

Magnificent.

My cute cactus blossomed and it looks like cheerful little fella

Right fuck this, I'm having a Twix.

Oh for fu-

Not that bad actually. The keyboard lives to see another day.

Welp, time to lock in for some arena. Sure hope I don't get dogged and break my keyboard again.