I just realised I genuinely don't know who almost anyone on my Steam friends list is. It's too awkward to ask at this point.

I'm off work this weekend and I'm playing games the entire time. Everyone can get fucked.

Genuine super villain. Get rid of him.

Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday yesterday (and a pox upon you if you didn't). Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

@fernyfern.bsky.social happy Birthday Fern! Hope its a colourful, memorable and beautiful day for you 🤍🙌🏼

Special happy birthday to @fernyfern.bsky.social because she is cool and one of my longest moots :)

@fernyfern.bsky.social Happy birthday you magnificent sod! I appreciate the endless support & friendship you always provide. I hope you have a lovely day 🎂 💛

@fernyfern.bsky.social happy birthday to thee uk hottie 💕💕💕 i hope u have a wonderful day scorpio queen

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too. May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents. Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day. 🎉💙🫂

It is my birthday.

Suppose we should just be thankful we don't have guns here tbh

Is anyone else getting more neurotic as they get older? I'm definitely getting much worse over time and I dunno if that's normal or just a special treat for me

We will fight them on the quiches

I don't believe in Hell, but if it does exist I think it'll be personally tailored to each person and they'll be forced to replay their worst nightmare for all eternity. Hmm, what's that? What will mine be? Well.

Please stop injecting loads of filler and botox into your face. Look, you have two options: you can either look older, or you can look weird. Older is better, I promise you.

If you're working class and planning to vote for Reform, you are an idiot. I dunno what to tell you. It's like tipping your boss after he fires you.

Gonna preface this by saying that you should never hit your kids, and I will die on that hill. Having said that, I toootally get why some parents do 😭 I was just around a screaming child for 10 minutes and holy shit. I couldn't cope. Shout out to the parents who stay calm and never snap because wow.

'I don't owe anyone anything'. WRONG. You do owe people basic decency and consideration, actually. This hyper-individualistic attitude is rotting away society and making life miserable. I hate hearing people regurgitate that fucking line.

Nah, you'll never catch me judging homeless people for becoming addicts. If I ever end up on the street, guarantee you I'm picking up the crack pipe within the hour.

It is the season of cold toilet seats. Endless suffering.

Does anyone else wear perfume to bed, or is this just a genuinely odd habit of mine?

Getting older is just an exercise in accepting that literally everything in life is getting dumber and shittier over time.

Politicians don't fear the people enough.

I don't want to be an arsehole or anything, but we have a very real issue with literacy in young people. If you spend any time at all reading through TikTok comments, you will be STUNNED. Poor reading comprehension, absolutely awful spelling and grammar. I'm aghast, truly. It's rough out there.

Tbf I haven't played Enshrouded since the start of the year and there's been big updates since then so I need to give it another go. It maybe sounds like a weird reason to dislike a game, but when I played it I just felt like it had no atmosphere (lighting was weird) and I hated the lack of music.

I'm actually enjoying ASKA loads. I was a bit apprehensive going into it because I saw some negative reviews, but tbh they were written by idiots. It's still early access, so for sure there's a bunch of little things that need to be tweaked. I think it could surpass Valheim for me ngl.

I shaved my big toes this morning. Patriarchy has me in a chokehold.

He took his last train home.

Lmao, I'm glad he's dead. Surprised it took so long.

Get in, loser. On Saturdays, we Dion. open.spotify.com/track/1Hck0Y...

Fuck I love bedtime so much

Been watching a lot of The X-Files lately and I've decided I want to be an FBI agent. I am pushing 40, a non-US citizen and I have no relevant experience or qualifications. My ego does not care for those facts.

I wanted to make a post about Mental Health Awareness Day but my idiot brain kept starting it out with 'happy' like I'm sending out celebratory wishes and that's probably not appropriate.

My mum's having surgery in the morning. Don't bother with prayers because that's never helped anyone, but I do encourage you to be a well-wisher (in the sense that you don't wish her any specific harm). Cheers.

They can keep it

A really bizarre thing with bsky is that literally any post you make with any kind of traction will *always* have multiple weird yanks commenting on US politics, regardless of how irrelevant it is. They always manage to shoehorn it in. I dunno if it's bots or what. It's quite funny though.

I hate having a smartphone so much. It's a fucking prison.

Hey, so you fell awfully quiet when I called you on your bullshit. I didn't like a single post saying he should be killed. Stop lying, it's pathetic. I don't appreciate being lied about and I also don't respect pussies that can't back it up but then scuttle off to their page to chat more shit.

I am not a complicated woman. Literally all I want is to play BG3 again for the first time.

Feels so good

What a remarkable evening. You mean to tell me people are just casually walking around having that experience day to day? Very cool.

I hope I didn't brain my damage

Hahahahahaha I am having a good time

Does anyone else feel like their name doesn't really suit them?

Big plans this evening. Going to try my first ever edible and watch Jaws.

Taylor Swift could perform live in my bathroom and I still wouldn't attend

Alright really innit