Fell asleep during the Great Pottery Throwdown - shocking! Had to rewind. Cold and tired tonight. Been doing too many jobs all w end. 🙄

Been getting cold and muddy out with the dog on Bromley Common so now I’m home with a tea and…Da dah Dum Da dah Dum Da dah Dum…Ski Sunday!

About to have a cold shower. Not thru choice but because the only thing i couldn’t fix today is the broken valve on the boiler - we have heating but no hot water. That shit is beyond me so will call my dude tomo morn. If you hear screams you’ll know why…🥶

Sowed the first seeds of 2026! Sweet and chilli peppers to sit on top of the boiler.

At the Vasa Museum. Amazing.

Just like my nan. Nosey bastard.

Hinge fixing! Did the old shove broken matchsticks in the holes and then used slightly tubbier screws. Sorted.

On Friday youngest pulled a cupboard door off its hinge getting some bedding out, yesterday after I fixed the water leak on the Skoda GF pulled the front of a drawer off in the kitchen, last night we discovered there’s no hot water cos the boiler valve has gone. I’m calm, I’m fixing them one by one.

Saw yer da down Toolstation earlier

Made a burger mix this morning and just baked them. Fuckin lush. Portobello mushrooms, wild rice, borlotti beans, dates, breadcrumbs, parsley, thyme, garlic, tahini, soy sauce, zest of a lime, and salt and pepper. Really juicy inside. Yum.

Unlike Muhammad Ali, I ache like a bastard and stink like a bee.

It’s always a good day the day I remember I haven’t played Led Zeppelin for many months. Let’s cook! (And rock babes) #TurnThatFuckerUp

Saw two lovely cars on my dog walk earlier. A pristine Ford Escort and a lovely Baja buggy type thing. It had an older Beetle body with really low headlights. My fave of the two.

Man walking under neon sign, West 22nd Street, NYC David Vestal, 1958

Morning all. Photographer Martin Parr ‘Spending Time.’ Salford, Greater Manchester 1986.

Just walked the dog for an hour. Got home and everyone’s out so I’m warming myself up with Marcos’s silky tones, a cup of tea, and a nice book of fancy tits.

Give us a cuddle treacle!

So I had a little peak at the wine I got delivered last week for when I’m back on the piss next Fri. You can tell I have deep rooted excitement about this by the shaky first shot!

The tyres were down to 40psi! Wanged em back up 100 and now we shall fly. Laters. 💋

Got a lovely new art book thru the post this morning. After seeing some of his work in the flesh at a V&A exhibition last yr I bought this online. Obvs late at night twatted tho cos that ain’t the Queen’s English!

Got the bastard! Fuckin nearly impossible to locate the drainage holes but there was def a blockage. Finally got all 3 meters in and hopefully she’ll be sweet now. 👀

So where’s AI got to right now? Nudification: A 1950s teenage boy’s wank dream I’ll have you know. Oh great. 🙄

Because the world is still… a little disappointing, I thought I should remind you of this. Morning all

Exactly this. I for one, like to fuck and go on computers! Seriously tho they are a bleak and blinkered bunch of bastards ruining the planet and everyone on it.

This morning I’m doing one of the most middle class jobs I’ve ever done: Using a cleaning kit I bought online to clean through the drainage pipes on our panoramic sunroof on the Skoda! Water started pissing in the passenger footwell in the rain this week and apparently this is the problem. 👍

Here I am up at dawn’s crack on a Saturday cos I don’t drink and am monk now. 🙏

@hippriest.bsky.social Happy birthday geez! Have a lovely day just ducking about!. 😀

Bloody Mary? Don’t be stupid it’s a Bloody Cranberry juice. 😇

Gonna get Layed just so I feel like I’m on holiday.

Tree hydrangea.July 24, 2025.

Last w end of not drinking so I’m obvs down the gym not the pub. Have a good evening you nobbers.

Friday.

Daido Moriyama, 1978

Françoise Dorléac on the stairs of Montmartre during the filming of the show “Ni figue ni raisin,” 1965 www.imdb.com/title/tt0437...

BINS! I can hear them out there in the wild (I’m currently still in bed).

I popped into work yesterday and everyone on my project was moaning, doing stupid hours, and ill. As a fast old timer freelancer I refuse to do all of these things. I’m back working at home again today. Let’s have a nice breakfast!

The 'Agris Helmet' is a Gaulish ceremonial helmet from the La Tène period (350 BC), covered with pure gold leaf. See Alt for more 🦡👀 #AncientBlueSky #Artwork

Jesus Christ the 3rd week of no booze is starting to tickle.

Charley Harper, "Darwin's Finches", from "The Giant Golden Book of Biology", 1961

This is a big deal for many, many aging people, and injured people, and also foreshadows a new chapter in medical science relating to growing body parts.

Got a cool new book yesterday. One that passed me by when it came out in the 90s mainly cos I spent most of that decade off my chops. Morning.

Just had a muscle reflex action from over 20 yrs ago. I don’t drive our family car much cos I use public transport so I just got in the Skoda after the gym hit the start button and dabbed the accelerator to fire it up. It only starts if you have your foot on the brake. 🙄. And where’s the choke?!

I think if I was a European leader at Davos I’d give Donny a big smile and then lamp so fuckin hard in the stomach he’d double over and shit himself. I mean it would be awful, against all rules of diplomacy, and full of repercussions, but fuck man it would be so satisfying for the whole world rn.

Godfrey Frankel, 3rd Avenue Elevated Window, 1947

Had a poached egg for breakfast as a midweek treat! Ok ok I know that’s not that exhilarating but when you’re in week 3 of dry Jan, the world has gone down the shitter and it’s pissing with rain, you take what you can. Morning. 💋

Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"

Goodnight.