Egon Schiele Port of Trieste (1907)

View of Paris from Vincent's Room in the Rue Lepic, by Vincent van Gogh

I just hope and pray they can make some kind of deal. Sake.

I have cast my vote and NOW at last we will see some sweeping changes around this place! *dusts off hands*

An illiterate sex addict, my fave! (I also used to do a bit of fencing)

Nunight nobbers x

Must remember - don’t get too snugly. Wrapped meself up in a duvet ball last night I was so chilly, and then woke up at 3 a sweaty feckin mess. Luckily I’d aired by morning.

Yesterday’s was fun. Another only a day later is too soon mate.

I get the cross-traffic between Tory and Reform, and equally Labour and Green, but who the fuck are the people going from Labour to Reform? Maybe they can’t read and just go by what colour they like in a particular year? Maybe they were once sentient but then had bad car crashes? Weird tho huh?

Off to have a year’s worth of shit pumped out of it. Someone should try that with the US Administration.

I love this cheeky phrase ‘fuck you money’. It’s not very common in the UK but I first heard it from a NY trader who made a fortune in the 90s just before the dot com crash. He described it as having enough money that you could tell anyone of any importance to fuck off with zero repercussions. 👍

Got ma boy Prince on today, and of course a PURPLE jumper cos the temps are nip stiffening. Have a good one you lot. 💋

Greetings and good morning it’s the 90th birthday celebration goat escape for Maryann love from son Joseph, family, friends, us all at the farm especially Chris, Caroline & Pixie

Today’s work fun headlines…I have a deadline for something at 6pm but I have to pick up our car from a Skoda dealer 40 mins away at 5.30pm. Ha ha ha harrrrrrrggghhhhh!

Stormie says , Wotcha Cock. Have a good day!

I pay very little attention to this event these days but it doesn’t take great political analysis to reveal it’s a shitshow that’s not gonna end any where close to the great deal Obama had already made. The Fart of the Seal. #Bellend

That bleddy viral cruise ship in the news, every time I read ‘hantavirus’ I sing it like Santa Baby which is highly inappropriate.

Ssssssh! Look, it’s the working week. 🖕💋❤️

Just wish he'd kept his mullet from earlier in the season #WuYize

Great snooker!

That’s a motherfuckin dinner

20 yrs ago I was bobbing around Brazil and Peru for a while and I stumbled upon this album. Gorgeous. open.spotify.com/album/6IZaj0...

When I sit here slightly bolloxed next to flowers and blossom, late night bees and roosting birds it does seem worth it to grow a few things in a postage stamped space in the heart of London.

God I’m such a lush. Any excuse. “Well it is a bank holiday AND I’ve been working so it’s ok to inhale a bottle of white wine cos the rabbit told you to.”

Stepped out the swamp to the motherfuckin' stage (ho) Cut my mic' off 'cause I'm 'bout to misbehave This smokes. open.spotify.com/track/3QfxeN...

This is Derek The Star Catcher and he lives on my paper recycling box lid. He’s been reading a lot of my old hifi magazines recently and has subsequently become rather a bore. Although it’s better than when he used to read out the leaflets from paracetamol boxes like beat poetry, cunt.

Got a fave old t shirt on today. It’s sooo soft and comfy. Just losing the logo tho.

Final end of day meeting with my associate and my working day is done!

We could turn this into a fab B / H game. Have you got a pic of a shittier car than this?!

Just catching a bit of vintage Antiques Roadshow and I’m enjoying the old dears in the background as much as the items.

I’m saying work’s turned me mental but I did just shout / sing ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’ at my neighbour thru an open window just now out of boredom.

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social Hope you’re feeling a bit better today Madam Jojo?

Dear Guardian if you want my story of how I ate an apple without using a garden spade, I’ll do you 1000 words for a grand.

I’m bleddy working today. Anyone doing anything nice? Steam rally? Garden centre? Shex pardy?

Just like your mum. Morning!

I’m really enjoying this wine but I’m working tomorrow.

Horus, Osiris and Isis (son, King & Queen in Egyptian mythology) 872-837 BCE Gold inlaid with lapis lazuli #Stunday #WeekQForQueens #AlphabetChallenge #Flashback #SensoryArt #ECK #Photography #NYCPhotography #TheMet

In a word or two, it's you I wanna do No not your body, your mind you fool Come here baby, yeah You silty motherfucker

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social it was chips n curry sauce yesterday, what soul food are you having today?

Stormie eats these flowers like I eat peanuts. Nomnomnom.

Here they are, it’s the peas, they’re coming.

Just been to see The Devil Wears Prada 2. Good fun if you enjoyed the first. Sooooo many funny cameos.

How do I smell? Where am I going? Tell yer later

Having double gin number two and slipped some Elvis on and now I’m starting to relax.

Tits oot for the sun. Gin on. Cheers.

Spent the heart of the day building a fucking massive Ikea sofa bed for our spare room. Knackered now and feeling a bit lost.