Today I discovered the deliciousness of lobbing some homegrown roasted golden beetroot in a falafel wrap. The sweetness against the chilli sauce and tahini and pickles is just fuckin mwah!

Saw another person out jogging tonight with their arms down by their sides. Is this a thing? First few times I saw it I just thought they had issues or were just a div.

Having a lunchtime breather out in the garden with the rabbit and it’s fuckin hot in the sunshine even in just a t shirt. Nice. Bloody work.

This has been my regular watch of recent months. I might stick a piece of toast on the back of my bedroom door to get me up in the morning.

Had a proper bloody Monday today. Nothing really dreadful but absolutely everything I attempted to do was mildly buggered by someone else. One step forward, two steps back all day. So tiring innit?

St John's church, Glastonbury peering out of the mist. Photograph taken this morning from Glastonbury Tor on Michaelmas day.

Have a good week you lovely buggers. 💋

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid. (My 1st time in a cinema and it blew my tiny mind)

For no particular reason I’d like to share with you the gorgeous turret on my local, the Goldsmiths Arms in Penge. If I lived there I’d probably spend most of my time leaning out of the window jiggling my tits at passers by.

Just had a slice of toast because toast is my friend.

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During my time on this planet I’ve met very few people into golf who aren’t massive wankers but fucking over Donny’s fave game after all the crowd cuntiness is a job well done imo. Bravo.

Kilmore stone row (aka Dervaig B) on the Isle of Mull. A dreich kind of day a few years ago now, when the pine plantation was in the process of being felled, leaving the ground raw and stubbly but also revealing what may have been the stones’ original views to the horizon! #StandingStoneSunday

Let’s dance like mad cunts

He’s back in the kitchen! open.spotify.com/track/0KpA8R...

Good night from Glastonbury. A beautiful sky after sunset tonight.

The name "Wizard's Sleeve" pays homage to the 15th-century architect Papa Luna, like him I love a wizard’s hoop. It displays a complex and seductive aromatic profile just like your mum. The palate is round and persistent with a long and harmonious finish that leaves an elegant reminder of car sex.

Monday tomorrow and I'm only working for an hour so I can join a quick meeting

Timeline cleanse! An #Egyptian figurine of a Hippo (with bulgy eyes 👀), made 5,000 years ago from calcite. Hippopotami were associated with life, regeneration, and rebirth. On display at Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek Have a wonderful Sunday 🦛🦛🦛 📷 me 🏺 AncientEgyptBluesky

The Migvie Stone - a Class II Pictish Stone located in St. Final’s Kirkyard, two miles north of Logie Coldstone, in Aberdeenshire. Class II stones date from the 8th and 9th centuries. 📸 My own. #StandingStoneSunday #Picts #Aberdeenshire

#StandingStoneSunday 7:00am yesterday morning on moorland above Aberystwyth.. There was just time to snap my local standing stones, Buwch a'r llo, at sunrise on the way to Butser ..and no filter - this is what came out of the camera 😮🌞 Have a fab Sunday everyone

Tallest stone of the Waen Oer stone row looking out over Cardigan Bay to the distant mountains of the Lleyn Peninsula. An odd-shaped stone with odd cigar-shaped natural markings for #StandingStoneSunday

Everything starts with Anne Onion. Slow low fried till golden, then cloves, cinnamon stick, asafoetida, ground cumin, a load of blanched and peeled big tomatoes, cooked down for 30 mins, then lemon juice, dark muscovado sugar, and raisins and some salt. Pull out the whole spices. Sauce. Sex sauce.

Just been all over doing errands on the bike. My last port of call was to my fave shop in Penge, Mobile Smart Tech. They stock everything the young urban male requires; vapes, bongs, many brands of rizlas, keyboards, leads, Bluetooth speakers, and used phones and tablets. They are lovely guys…

Just saw your dad down Heart of Penge having a mixed meat munch box.

Middle class chip butty for lunch. Potato waffle with cheese and homegrown tomato slices in a whole meal GF pitta. Never had this before!

A reminder of a stunning photo from the far side of the Moon was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft in 2014. Credit: Chinese Space Agency.

sossiges

Taking the piss out the dog calling her Scary Scaramanga cos since she’s had her barnet cut you can see her 8 nipples.

I love cheap and cheerful marigolds. These grown from seed have been flowering since June just from dead heading them once or twice a month. They just don’t stop coming back and illuminating my veg planters.

Sundays are the only days I’d rather not be in London but back out in the countryside where I was born. I want little boot sales and steam rallies, and I’d rather not drive out for 30 mins for a decent walk with the dog. *drums fingers on table*

Jeremy Deller in Dundee ♥️

Formal eggs (brown sauce) today as it’s overcast.

Just heard an ad on national radio say ‘…with less up front costs’. Obvs smashed my radio to dust and fed it to the dog to shit out in the park. Morning!

Off out to see this. Have a nice evening people. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...

Just getting my neighbour to creosote me before I take over from Dani on Strictly.

Shitting heck. Lovely when the sun’s out absolutely freezing when cloudy. Had to come in from the pub garden it was that bad. Will have to get a coat out for this evening.

Pub!

The basil plants have been shite this year for me. Just denuded all my plants and wanged them in a pesto. Tasty muck.

Hilarity on R3 where they’re celebrating 200 yrs of the train by having bands play at stations and some on a train travelling throughout the day from Edinburgh to St Pancras but they’ve just been told at Newcastle there’s an incident on the line and they’ll have to do some of it by coach!

The world has lurched to a scary place, but Donny’ll be on his golf course and Putin, riding a horse topless in a forest somewhere totally not gaf so do yourself a favour and switch the news off for a day. Have a warm hug if you need one and smell my toasted pine nuts. 💋

I’ve still got courgettes growing!

Brains are weird. This used to be on at tea time when I was really young in the 70s, I never really liked it and have never watched any clips again yet I can vividly remember watching this.

Renewable energy crosses 50% in rolling 7 day period in Australia. The 2030 goal is 80% which is still far away but Australia is trending in a good direction. www.pv-magazine.com/2025/09/22/r...

Discovered this on my morning walk today by a bit of disused grounds. ❤️ Marvellous #streetart #photography

Beach Finds #Withernsea

Hey GF people! You know how you feel robbed every time you buy a loaf of bread cos it’s double the dosh of a normal one? Aldi have brought out this for £1.20. Pretty Billy basic but no different to Sains and Co-op own brands imo. Result.

Let’s hear it for the buns🎵