she is a ten as in “what are you, ten?”

sound on

vroom vroom

this or nothing

fish stew

about to jump into 5 hours of sexual harassment training pretty sure I could learn how to sexually harass someone in 10 min or so

boi are you French cos Eiffel for you

one of the coolest F1 shots I've ever seen

• unmedicated • unsupervised • thriving

played silly games, where is my silly prize

reading performatively under the tree wyd

it’s so hot in the UK even your cold heart is melting

views

stalking my own socials to see what I’m up to next

it’s so hot I’m thinking of your cold heart to cool down

I don’t know what the question is but a watermelon lolly is the answer

no one should he expected to wear clothes or behave sensibly in this weather

me and the boi who said he’s got air con

going through a lot at the moment (attempting to do my actual job)

hydration break

park life

The early bird catches the worm Joke’s on you, I don’t even like worms

and for the lady perhaps another mysterious bruise?

“Oh, I love your dress so much!” “Oh really? Thank you so much! It’s from Vinted, I paid £10 for it. It’s not even actually a dress, it’s a kaftan, but it’s been so hot that I couldn’t bear to wear anything remotely appropriate” Why am I like this?

for the record, I look nothing like

was going to make pancakes but there isn’t a single lemon in the house where exactly are all these lemons life is supposed to be giving me?

ever since I was a young girl I always knew I wanted to retire

go get them tigers 🩷

literally any floor can be dance floor

perfect

out and about

diversifying my portfolio across beef and chicken stock. if the market simmers nicely, could become the world’s first bouillonaire

me and whomst

after the rain

cutting my chicken wrap I was saving for lunch in half so that I can eat half now and the other half also now

sitting in the dark eating an entire watermelon seemed like a good idea ¾ of a watermelon ago

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

tide is in

off to see #Obsession tonight, no idea what to expect

the guy she told you not to worry about

just had an X-ray, apparently not a single nonchalant bone in my body

curiosity corner of my unfinished thoughts

the art vs the artist