I have a major issue with 'not for profit' Community Interest companies. Way too many people think they're a charity (they're not) and while they have to have something like a constitution that promises that their profits go to charity, they can still pay themselves £000s that comes under staff

When I'm in bed And I turn my head The last thing I want to see Is a bee Looking at me

Well isn't this grand.

The perfect cat name doesn’t exis…

A six hour dinner at a restaurant that no longer exists on a date with my future husband (ex). The food was Italian, they kept bringing courses and wine, they literally closed the restaurant around us and waited (leaning on a broom) for us to finish. Amazing and perfect.

Willow didn't realise that anyone was home.

It's all kicking off on Instagram, guys. Drama abounds. www.instagram.com/p/DYzmgQuI0w...

Psithurism. The new album by Hilliat Fields. On sale now. #SundayChill #NewMusic #Synths #Guitars #Hashtags hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/album/psithu...

I tried to put a drop of water on the wall for the feral house tarantula and I must have scared her because she literally dropped like a stone, straight down my cleavage. We screamed like the girls we are and I've never stripped so fast.

Cool down with the emus another hot day as the heatwave continues

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

Blooming cats.

Three traders, one gazebo hidden away a whole field away from the crowds - total takings for all three of us: £4. Blagged some freebies and spent money at the Pride stall.

Look at my view! Unfortunately this event has not run smoothly, thanks to appalling management - but we are set up (again) so hopefully 3rd day lucky.

The fact that Nyong’o’s beauty is causing a war between two rival cultures in America right now is proof enough that she is the perfect Helen of Troy.

So, a quick story. I have been at @comicpalooza.bsky.social, been swamped with long lines almost the entire weekend so far, and there was this very nice gentleman named Jin (not sure of the spelling). He came the first day and said he was bringing books the next day to get signed. 1/

I've had a bit of a day so I might have a doughnut.

Adjudicated rapist says what?

It's bad enough I'm looking like (shaped like) a plum in my purple sun dress but I'm going to have to wear my crocs today because my feet are hot already.

Good morning Bluesky. Look what came up on my memories from NINE years ago. How is it that long? My boys ❤️

Holy shit. Miraculous.

Art by Jane Crowther #MenWithCats

Finally home, after arriving at Waterloo at 3pm. And if you were the football fans at Reading who told the guard to "fck off and leave her alone" to the guard who tried to chuck her off the overcrowded train when she was in tears, thank you ❤️

H is stuck in the blistering hell of Waterloo and all the trains are cancelled because of a stuck train. She's not a happy chicken.

So we're jumping from November weather to Majorca weather? Who is in charge, I'd like to complain.

Passing my professional qualification. Instantly in the next level pay bracket; went from years as a very poor single mum borrowing from Peter to pay Paul to being able to be in the black at month end. Not by much but enough.

🎶everybody wants to be a cat🎶

I've just made H walk off in disgust because I was totally objectifying someone I know in real life (he's eye candy, phwoar muscles etc) and she's double cringed because "Mum" and "no no you can't say that" 🤣🤣

BANKSY

Yesterday someone banged on my living room window while I was working. By the time I'd found my glasses they'd gone. There's no reason for them to do this; i live in a flat and the window isn't near the door. It's not the first time and it's scary.

Happy Friday, Bluesky.

So terribly sad to hear reports that we’ve lost Michael Keating. What a loss, and what a wonderful man. He’ll be hugely missed. Thoughts are with his family and friends. RIP Michael, and thank you xx

Woken up from a horrendous nightmare and it took me a couple of minutes to convince myself it wasn't real. What the hell, brain.

@reformexposed.bsky.social making a great start in kirklees 🙄

How is Babylon 5 old enough to have an outrageously young looking David McCallum guest starring?

I’m going to open a new dating app called bracket where you go on hinge and match with somebody to accompany your date on the piano while staring down their nose at you

How very annoying after years of trying to get homemade Hunters chicken right for my fussy daughter, it turns out all I had to do for sauce is Heinz barbecue sauce (in the bottle that looks like ketchup) mixed with a tiny bit of chicken stock to make it runnier.

Good morning Bluesky, from a world where AI thinks wombles are real and look like baby aardvarks.

Must. Not. Fall. Asleep. Else I'll be up at 2am again.

Found myself on the British newspapers archive at 2am, and put in my mum's old address to see what came up. First thing that came up was my childhood sweetheart's brother having been nicked for breaking and entering a furniture shop before he was 20. I had no idea; the SCANDAL.

Pencil Shavings Necklace! 5 available in this shape #artsky #exams boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/4326...

Cat checkpoint.

The Mediterranean Sea is famously, gloriously warm. Is the Adriatic, anyone know? (Gratuitous photo of my favourite bit of the Med)

Good morning Bluesky.

Shredding a load of my dad's old paperwork and came across an estate agent flyer from 1981 for the house next door to my teenage childhood home in Hertfordshire. 3 bed semi ex council house large garden, nice area near schools - £28,000 freehold.

daaaamn london

I know I keep a lot of stuff i shouldn't but honestly I can't get rid of stuff like this. Might be the only ones in existence.

#oliveartclub I do love a good radish. Winsor & Newton permanent rose did the heavy lifting here

Nobody here needs me to tell them not to do this but Jesus Christ in a Cadillac do not do this.