Since I had to give up working for the NHS, due to my bloody joints and EDS, I’ve been desperate to find something to do that I might be able to reasonably do alongside the pain. I’m considering maybe being a humanist celebrant. Waddayathink, hive mind? Training is expensive,

Morning chaps. How are you today? Got anything good on this week? This is probably the best I’ve done… www.maptap.gg June 8 95🏅 100🎯 99🎯 88👏 96🔥 Final score: 945

In my 20s, I was told I looked like Sigourney Weaver. At the time I hated it but now I kinda wish I did! 😬

There are a small handful of people on here who have trusted me privately with their stories, and I’m very touched. I care very much for them, as friends, and at different points, I really worry about them. It’s then that I realise there’s very little I can do if they just… stop posting. 😭🥺

Our garden makes me so happy. 🥰

Zooooooomies

Well. 😳😬 www.maptap.gg June 7 98🎯 98🔥 73🙂 87🌞 10🤢 Final score: 633

Morning chaps, part 2! How are you all today? I slept in two halves. Hmmm. 🥱

Awake since 2.20 and I really would like to be able to get back to sleep yknow. Argh!

Yourself but as a cartoon

Anyone with knowledge of Bee’s able to shed some light on this? #beekeeper

Morning chaps. Been very wet and bloody windy here overnight but I slept mostly through it. How’re you today? ☺️

Thanks for another cracking evening chaps. Same time next week? #TOTP

Cyndi’s always had an air of unpredictability about her for me. Very slightly unhinged. #TOTP

I have such a soft spot for Neneh … 😍 #TOTP

So tragic that both Natalie and Nat died so young 🥺 #TOTP

Forgive me but I CANNOT stand the woman. #TOTP

Edwin Starr played regular spots at a pub in Ascot in the ‘90s 😍 #TOTP

YAAAAAAAS. SQUEEEEEZE! 🥰 #TOTP

Timeless and bloody marvellous EW & F #TOTP

I’m sure Ron was channelling future Kraftwerk… #TOTP

Love a bit of Russ n Ron 😍 #TOTP

I will never not love Chas n Dave. ☺️🥰 #TOTP

God I SO LOATHED Craig David at the turn of the century. 😳 He’s much less egotistical these days #TOTP

Muting before I punch someone #TOTP

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Isn’t Lolly just trying to be Billie?! #TOTP

So glad that Mel C has found self-confidence now. Well deserved because she’s talented. But it showed in ‘99 that she had none. #TOTP

Here we go, Pop Pickers! #TOTP

Hey, universe - there are still plenty of bad guys around. How about taking a few of them and leaving the good guys alone for a while?

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That poor mallard. Count the ways he was utterly buggered. Literally and metaphorically. For decades. Bless his wee webbed tootsies 🥺 🦆

This. Very very much this. www.change.org/p/investigat...

Right then. Bathroom won’t clean itself! Bracing for this… it’s not a good day. I am Cleaning Girl, hear me squeal.

A Map Of Britain After The 2029 Technology Crash, by me and my dad.

Morning chaps! How are you today? This was a tricky one… www.maptap.gg June 5 95🏆 82👏 95👑 57😑 83😁 Final score: 787

My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

I’m chuffed to lil bits to be all Norway! Hurrah. www.idrlabs.com/cultural-dim...

On my morning hike, two young armadillos were friendly with my wet grass-scented boots.

I mean… of COURSE there is… 😳

I love this. Bob has a way with words. But I often wonder where I might be now if I hadn’t been reading String Theory for Dummies at that moment, in 2012, and posted about it… 🤔❤️💜

Last poem in my new book “Travelling Light”

I am apoplectic about the new Boursain plant based version. Not been able to eat Boursain in around 25 years! I love it so much I had a tiny bit for brekkie 😬😬

That last one is a doozie… www.maptap.gg June 3 95👑 90🎉 94🏆 91😁 53🤫 Final score: 805

@bluebaby1967.bsky.social Hope you’re feeling ok now after this morning xxx

Despicable sheisters.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat doing an impression of Peter Gabriel performing the Willow Farm segment of Supper's Ready, taken from the Foxtrot album at an early 1970s Genesis concert, then this is your lucky day.

Ok til a rookie rror on the last one! 😂 www.maptap.gg June 2 98🎯 98🎯 95🏆 95🏅 54😞 Final score: 833

Morning chaps! Cant seem to wake up today, despite being showered dressed and walked! How’d you sleep? I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jun 2nd 2026 (Medium), in 05:05 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟠🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com