I absolutely believe I should have been Norwegian. 🇳🇴

There's a little fairy garden in the dog shower outside 🍄

New game! Oh dear … Shuffalo, 2m 12s 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🔘🟡🔘 🟡🟡🔘🟡🟡🟡🟡🔘 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...

Think I’m in love 💜💜

I am 75% lasagne, 5% dairy and yeast free garlic bread and I am dangerously close to exploding.

I’ve made two lasagnes. Gluten free for both, dairy free for one. All sauces from scratch. They’re ready for the oven 🥰

This stuff is gorgeous and well below what it could be priced at. Give it a look! 🥰

Oh chaps. I can highly recommend The Penguin Lessons if you’ve not seen the film. I’m going to read the book now. #JuanSalvadorPenguin

@dantebanks.bsky.social Hello. Are you about? 🥺

I mean… I had no idea… 😳😳😳

Quiz of the day 8/10. Kicking myself for one of them, but my knowledge of art is patchy at best.

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Morning lovely chaps. How’d you sleep? I woke 4 times but (very unusually) fell straight back each time, and no medicinal assistance! Amazing. I’m awake! 😳😊

Lips is Dermott O’Leary. Sure of it. #MaskedSinger

@dantebanks.bsky.social How you doing today? ☺️

Consequences.

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@sadknob.bsky.social …. Not entirely sure why I thought if you…

Oooh. Can I stay awake??!

@sadknob.bsky.social Merry Christmas, Darren. I hope you have exactly the day you want. ☺️

@mouseinthehouse.bsky.social Don’t know if you’re on Fb and can see this but I love these and always think of you! www.facebook.com/reel/1195859...

Dinner has been eaten. And the ham is roasted, ready for tea! 😍❤️. Merry Crimbo chaps.

Scientists have recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with a crab. Things went sideways really fast.

I mean…. 😳😆

Do read this if you can. What a beautiful story ❤️

He got some good pics! Better than my video. x

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Noodles apparently goes crazy for prosciutto… 😳

It doesn’t capture the madness.

It’s somewhat stormy at the beach today. Foam everywhere and can hardly stand up in the wind. Merry Yule to all x

@dantebanks.bsky.social Merry Christmas, Dan. Have a good one x

Night night Chaps. You’re all very wonderful and I’m so glad I settled here after the other place. Have a truly wonderful Christmas, however you’re spending it. I’m about if anyone is having a tough day. ☺️☺️🤗💜

Thanks as always, chaps. Have a soopah Christmas. #TOTP

The Housemartins being actually 14 years old… #TOTP

Nooooo. Jesus please not Lady in Red. #TOTP

Bob’s favourite Madonna era… shame he’s in the bath 😆 #TOTP

Neil’s going to make a run for it as soon as he’s finished singing.. #TOTP

Ah yes. The only song to get THAT word past the censors. Cos y’know, it’s German. #TOTP

I wouldn’t have minded if Nick Berry could sing. #TOTP

Couldn’t stand Diana Ross in ‘86. Nothing’s Changed. #TOTP

Morten will forever turn me to mush. Beautiful man. #TOTP

Go, Rev! #TOTP

Bloody love The Communards. #TOTP

#TOTP -ers assemble! 1986!!

One portion of slow cooked beef and dumpling anyone?

The Alastair Simm Christmas Carol is on 5 now 🥰🥰🥰

This year, Christmas dinner is slow cooked beef from a local farm, in a homemade port and tomato gravy sauce. With dumplings, roast potatoes and three veg. I’m cooking the meat today, so tomorrow will be a doddle and it’ll last three days! Woohoo! 🙌

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