Morning chaps. I feel utterly unequipped to deal with the things in my TL today. That is all.

@dantebanks.bsky.social Hope today went ok x

Morning chaps. How’d you sleep? #Wordle Wordle 1,710 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Another tricky read - and one many men need to read

Excellent stuff! How far back can you read? 🤔

Oooh tricky today. #Wordle Wordle 1,709 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This thread. I love Bluesky SO MUCH! ☺️❤️

How many Bluesky users does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ve no idea we’re all watching top of the pops

Morning chaps! I’m all behind as usual for a Sunday cos… beach. No puzzling done yet! Argh! 😁

Morning chaps! Sea, for anyone that might need it. The Tide Is High 🎵 x

Is anyone here friends with Gregor Buick from Twitter days? DM me if so. I don't think I had many mutuals.

If you have any interest in space, I highly recommend The Farthest: Voyager's Interstellar Journey on BBC4 … on the hub. It’s quite frankly the best thing I’ve seen in years.

Omg. Halfway through this and it’s excellent. Am I the only one who gets emotionally invested in lone spacecraft that we send to hurtle through space for billions of years? I’ve already cried once, when one of the people involved in creating the crafts, got emotional at its leaving Earth. 😭

Nice one today. #Wordle Wordle 1,708 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

During my mammoth sleep last night, I dreamt I was back at my school, on the day I left. But I wasn’t 18, I was my age now. Yet I still had all the same friends and teachers. Woke up feeling fabulous at 4.30 ish. 😁😁😁

Morning chaps. Today is a fabulous day. Last night, I slept for ten hours. One break for about an hour at 4.30am, or it would’ve been 11 hours. Unaided by medication! Hoorah!🙌 How’re you today? 😘

Thank you all, chaps, that was great. Sleep well. See you next week, same time. 😘 #TOTP

Yaaaay! Elouise is BLOODY MARVELLOUS #TOTP

I so loooove Elouise. Wish they’d played that instead of PiL… #TOTP

Oooh Janice!! Cutting! 😂 #TOTP

Omg. DM. Silence for this pleeez!! ☺️ #TOTP

Nope. Noper. No. No. Diana Ross. Can’t abide her. 😒😒 #TOTP

I think Paul Hardcastle has somewhat odd idea of what was attractive back then… #TOTP

Now. You’re. Talking!!! #TOTP

I do loooove Peter Gabriel … beautiful and talented with a big splash of completely bonkers #TOTP

It’s such a sad story when you listen 😭 #TOTP

I wish I didn’t like Carrie. But I do. 😳 #TOTP

Fern oozing professionalism and class there #TOTP

Trevor was always meant to be a cracking producer, wasn’t he… #TOTP

Gawd… Debbie was Bbbbeeeeautiful in this. #TOTP

We are, unfortunately in that catchment where the 70s schmooz rock n roll is still lurking and full electro hasn’t quite taken over. 😳 #TOTP

Reckon the Honeyz will be listening to TLC backstage and thinking … “oh crap” #TOTP

I dislike Suede even more than Oasis. Bloody terrible noise. #TOTP

Who now? 😳 Jeeez STOP THE FLISHYFLASHIES!!!!! #TOTP

Gotta say, I like Bernard Sumner a lot more since I read his autobiography… #TOTP

I don’t care what you think. I loooove Phats n Small 😍🥰 *boogies* #TOTP

Gorgeous Martine, lovely voice, but over made up and trying a bit hard. Bless her. #TOTP

I was right. Baby and Sporty carried the Spice Girls. #TOTP

Good god I loathe this Geri song 😳 #TOTP

Hard to have a lead singer with a good voice who hates making eye contact with… ANYone #TOTP

How dare they do this to Sade 😳 #TOTP

It’s no Zombie, is it… #TOTP

Ahhhhh… Dolores. ❤️ #TOTP

Evening’ all #TOTP -ers! A couple of mins late but I’m reporting for dooty 🫡

I’ve been deleting attachments from iPhone messages going back to 2019. I keep all Bob’s messages but not attachments. Jaysus there are loads. Or were…!

The bathrooms will not clean themselves. Very unfortunately… 😭

Well. #Wordle Wordle 1,707 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

To be fair, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor throwing Donald Trump under the bus in court would be a diplomatic chef’s kiss two hundred and fifty years in the making.

Noodles has been in, had breakfast and second breakfast… now she’s out again. She can’t believe it’s dry outside! How’d you sleep, chaps?