Fun fact: getting hit by bird poo is far from the worst thing that can happen to you outside the Middleton Arndale.

Whatevs. -- #waffle1340 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net

Yowch. Should have got this one first time. -- #Worldle #1340 (22.09.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

Meh. -- wördle.de #1349 - 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

En deux. Whoop-de-doo. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1352 2/6 🟨🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

I think Wordle just gave me the finger. -- Wordle 1,556 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Today's inspirational message:

Everything about this is repulsive.

If there’s going to be a Rapture tomorrow, is there any point in doing the hoovering?

Satire is alive and well, Mr. Linehan. It’s your career that died.

Dude. You took your party into coalition with David “Pig-Fucker” Cameron, got annihilated for it at the next election, and then went to work for Mark Zuckerberg. After THAT, telling other people their behaviour is ‘cringey’ is never going to be a good look for you.

The Guardian's Ben Jennings, once again hitting the nail on the head:

RIP John Stapleton. I grew up in Oldham - so did he - and I love this.

Because Strictly is back this week, and The Mash Report isn't:

Your regular reminder that we are living in the End Times:

Stop drooling, Mango-tits!

And Olivia and Elliot STILL haven't slept together.

I turn fifty-three in a few weeks and I’m getting targeted ads for Hush Puppies. It’s all downhill from here, isn’t it?

Not bad. -- #waffle1339 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net

A fairly easy one: -- #Worldle #1339 (21.09.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

Phew. -- wördle.de #1348 - 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Phew. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1351 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

No yellow squares. My head hurts. -- Wordle 1,555 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

British media pumps out daily propaganda pieces for Farage, fails to offer *any scrutiny* and basically legitimises rampant racism, then puts on its ‘innocent face’ and clutches its pearls at the rise of the far right… What a grim betrayal of our democracy. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/how...

There is, sadly, no truth to the rumour that the full album will include a bonus track in which Ms. Chenoweth explains which of Charlie Kirk's toxic perspectives she appreciated.

It’s profoundly depressing that anybody was stupid enough to fall for Charlie Kirk’s bullshit. But millions were - are - and their stupidity made him a hell of a lot of money.

Current earworm status: yesterday when I was out shopping, the PA system in Tesco in Slough played The Human League’s ‘One Man In My Heart’ on a continuous loop for half an hour. Send help. (Oooh la la la, oooh la la la…)

I doubt anybody has ever needed to be told not to laugh at Bobby Davro’s jokes.

A subtle but hilarious detail from this week's state banquet in honour of the orange fascist shitbag: somehow it had passed me by that the menu included *pumpkin*:

Twat.

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Let us worship:

His core voters, who are idiots, will applaud, but this will do a massive amount of damage. Yes, to the tech sector, but also to finance, to academia, to pretty much any sector in which skills and knowledge are shared or traded internationally. This is spectacularly stupid.

Whatevs. -- #Worldle #1338 (20.09.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

No excuse at all for not getting this one first time. -- #Worldle #1338 (20.09.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

OK. -- wördle.de #1347 - 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

En deux. I rule. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1350 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

OK. -- Wordle 1,554 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Whoooooooooooooosh.

Fine by me.

Don’t fence me in.

Saturday afternoon in Slough, because we all need a little bit of beauty in our lives.

Lamest. Rebrand. Ever.

I had onions, bacon, and sour cream that needed using up. So, flammkuchen again:

Predictably graceless:

Dutch talk show LUBACH - named after the host, Arjen Lubach - responds to the firing of Jimmy Kimmel by taking a spectacular swipe at Disney. I suggest not drinking anything while you watch this:

A cookery lesson. You might want to take notes, because this is a great tip: Kneading pizza dough in the food processor works a lot better if you put the dough blade in first. You're welcome.

Coming soon...

Stay classy, Arizona!

The struggle is real. Particularly if you're waiting for the 10A to Staines.