You in another decade Mid 90s. It’s hard to pin down an exact year, they all blur into one.

Ymlaen, Cymru! #TheRugby

Hey @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social happy birthday to my favourite Polish Glaswegian!

It’s also one of those things you can say during a meal or during sex…

“I only cleaned that on Wednesday night”

What a cracker of a day!

‘In which direction should I punch today? Downwards. Always downwards.’

IMPORTANT: Are you 'trapped' in UAE because if you fly back to the UK you'll be liable for tax?

Wine?

Flowers

The more I hear about rich twats in Dubai…

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Does The Hague have some sort of War Crimes tip line? I'm seeing war crimes committed on a daily basis and nobody ever seems to get arrested. I'm not normally a grass but enough's enough.

Today’s socks: Duke of Wellington, on his horse, wearing a traffic cone, which was the style at the time.

What was I thinking? The 90s were definitely a different time.

Sitting in the airport listening to mawkish songs, for reasons. Anyway, here’s The Eagles with The Last Resort.

I’m not religious but I love this building.

The City

I’m sitting in an Italian restaurant in Manchester looking out of the window. There’s a whole planet of cultures, traditions and religions and the best representatives of all of this are walking past this window, breathing life and vitality into the city. Fuck those cunts who have a problem with it.

Quiet pint in a busy city.

The church where I was christened and a war memorial bearing the names of dead relatives. I get a lot of mixed feelings on my visits home.

I’m in a Wetherspoons for breakfast with my dad. It has an interesting clientele.

Right, best get out of bed. Tea?

All of them, because slavery is illegal over here.

The BBC just interviewed a former Love Island contestant in Dubai, because they’re the real victims in all this.

Monday

I’m not saying the default setting for people in my hometown is unsophisticated, but a guy in the local Italian restaurant just ordered an 8 oz steak and pronounced it as oz, not ounce.

Brum

Met some locals. They seem nice.

Birmingham, I am in yow!

Always read to the end.

Shit airport Guinness. See you in the other side.

Ryanair are asking if I want to upgrade my seat. Mate, I’m in the aisle seat on the back row, there is no upgrade.

I’m almost certain that one of the main reasons there are so many people my age with gambling problems is because we all watched this when we were kids.

Post something Green

Today’s socks. Italian Dave.

Payday today so having a *glass of wine. *bottle

"2026 is the year of the horse" The horse

It's great to see that large scale shithousery is still alive and well in the lower reaches of English football.

Jorts, Jorts 2 and Jorts: The Revenge. We'll just pretend Jorts 3-D didn't happen.

What on earth is a tick tock shop? Internet search results are not helping.

Monday

Not that I’m overexcited or anything but I’ve just packed my bag for Birmingham and I don’t fly until Saturday.

Become ungovernable.

Persona = Peter Thiel = Palantir. ⚠️☢️🚨 Worth a read. thelocalstack.eu/posts/linked...

The average age of women who dance to ‘It’s Raining Men’ these days is frankly troubling. Septuagenarians begging for hot boys is not a good look.

I’m at a 60th birthday party and once again they’re playing the wrong version of Proud Mary.

Uphill? Bobsleigh’s changed since I last watched it.

In Saturday’s edition of ‘how today is going’ I just spilled vegetable soup on the kitchen floor.

I’ve experienced many different tinned sweetcorns in my life, and Green Giant Original is the best. This is a hill I am absolutely prepared to die on.