Organic sourdough baguette to go with my soup for lunch. It’s the simple things in life that give the most joy.

I wonder if this pairs well with mushroom foo yung and fried noodles? #WineWanker #TakeawayNight

Are vampires zombies? 🤔

Such poor branding. Jalapeanuts was right there…

I’ve never seen Peaky Blinders. I’m probably going to get shouted at for saying this, but it just looks a bit shit.

I nearly spat my joyless, mass produced, craft-style beer out when I read this line: “in a bid to help keep tree saplings alive by keeping deer out BrewDog erected a perimeter fence, but instead actually trapped the animals inside.”

Made my first mortgage payment today. 1 down, 239 to go. Taking out a 20 year mortgage at 50 years old was never part of the plan but you have to play the cards your dealt. I’m grateful that I have my own home and I’m acutely aware that this luxury is not afforded to everyone.

True story 😂

I don’t know who anyone is anymore, I think I’ll just come back in November when all this nonsense is over for another year. 🎃 🧙 👻

It's 09:57 and my smart watch just told me that I've hit my exercise goal for today. Presumably that means I can just sit around eating biscuits for the rest of the day, because life's all about balance, right?

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If you think that this is the world’s highest Bridge you didn’t see me in the 90s…

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

The Dome of Siena Cathedral. When medieval peasants saw this for the first time they must’ve believed they were looking straight into heaven. #SundayPixWorship

Today I’m reading The Murder of Roger Ackroyd by Agatha Christie. #BookSky

I hope the people letting fireworks off near my house and antagonising my dogs accidentally blow their own fingers off.

Tonight I shall be mostly drinking Brouilly. #WineWanker

I fell asleep and Mrs Bee took a photo of me. I look like a fucking corpse!

If you see this, post a bridge.

Decent pints brewed in Tallaght. Who knew?

Subtly downgrade a band. Fontaines Battery

Lads, my new Britcard arrived…

My daughter made her own honey (well, the bees helped)!

Share your favourite black and white movie. If you know, you know.

Tonight’s tipple. #WineWanker

Great picture, but I’m not going to lie, at first glance I thought Ian Dury was Fred West.

Holiday bins? Primark never lets you down…

I just remembered that I'm off work tomorrow and Friday. Tonight is wine night!

A stunning return to form by Enid Blyton…

I was in that London once, and despite my Northernness I did like it. It’s got a unique energy.

Worst. Rapture. Ever.

I’m going on holiday in five weeks and I keep going on the internet to take a look at where I’m going. Is this normal? I mean, I’m only going to Tenerife.

I’m a bit disappointed with this Thriller remake.

Let’s do this. Or something like this.

Lads, it’s three degrees outside, and I’m not talking about Sheila Ferguson et al…

The people that go on Married at First Sight are the worst. ‘I’m Rebecca, I’m 32!’ No love, you’ve been 32. In fact, we’ve had at least three prime ministers since you were 32. The only reason she kept a straight face when she said it was botox.

Why does mayonnaise in a squeezy bottle have such disdain for gravity?

Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age Also 50 Also #SundayGutters I guess…

Siena #SundayPixRailway

@madamegothica.bsky.social I was wondering why the building in your header looked familiar then I realised I've seen it a million times and I walked past it twice a day for five years...

Music FACT: Jools Holland's real name is Jewellery The Netherlands.

Oh, hello!

I bought one of these so that I can leave it in the drawer when I’m drinking whisky.

Drop some hats Yeah I will! I love hats, I’m a hat guy. My friends call me Ricky because I’ve always got a hat-on…

The solicitor emailed to say the transfer of the mortgage money has been held up because there is some paperwork missing...

Is your inability to spell simple words holding you back? Do you feel judged because you can't construct basic sentences? The answer is simple: Become a huge racist! Get a Facebook account & start spewing whatever garbage enters your tiny mind. You'll be the toast of the flat-roofed pub in no time.

There are no moles in Ireland.

Start parping your trombone on my flight and you’ll get an unexpected sit-me-down…

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Start shorting those stocks kids…