IT'S A COST OF SHAGGING CRISIS

It’s all kicking off in Richmond.

counterpoint: this was the right decision actually

demanding a council tax refund from islington council due to them not providing any toilets for the parade and residents having to deal with piss and shit on their doorstep

cannot wait for zack polanski to start tweeting low quality photos of his political opps with no context

TfL are so funny man What do you mean there's "no way for us to know how busy the station may get and if crowd controls will be implemented"?! THIS IS A FESTIVAL THAT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING YEAR

mighty hoopla was great my journey home was not

deciphering which shops near me are money laundering fronts based on whether they've decorated for the victory parade or not

everyone look at my hat

Tony Blair dropping a long read, have I not suffered enough???

absolutely hate that the tory party have class tiktok game

It is evil that sudden increases in temperature makes me fatigued EVIL

can't stop thinking about this letter my dad received from the nhs

The worst thing about being self employed is that I've had to start cringe posting on LinkedIn

one day you're young, hot and full of life and the next you're signing up to your council's allotment waiting list

your boyfriend goes to marxism fest

This headline is fuel for the right-wing anti-migrant reaction machine, but the article reveals the employer knowingly brought her to the UK under a visitor visa to employ her, then denied her a work permit—and most importantly!—refused to pay her any wages. This looks approximate to modern slavery

this should be a bank holiday for wlw only

i can't think of anything funny to say sorry

dawg...you're about to lose your seat in the next election

of course all the chaos is funny and I'm glad that Keir Starmer, a bad person, is having a bad time. but jfc what a waste of two years, what a waste of a majority, what a waste of a once in a generation window to improve things. and now it's just 24/7 infighting, briefing, backstabbing. pathetic

im about to develop a nicotine addiction

me when i was just in a silly goofy mood

I was going to make a joke about judging everyone who knew who Catherine West was before yesterday but then I remembered in my zoom pandemic quiz, I made my entire family guess the names of everyone in the Labour shadow cabinet so i can't talk

Girl 😭😭😭😭

Gordon Brown was the best prime minister of my lifetime and even I still think this is an awful idea 😭😭😭

This has thousands of likes and shares on Instagram for people who haven't spent 5 seconds thinking about what it says about how they view disabled people

Anyway hi guys, sorry for disappearing, I've been in the depths of hell for six months ❤️

Being ghosted by my trade union was 1000x more embarrassing than being ghosted by any man or any recruiter

A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):

I wish this myth would die Imagine every mistake you’ve made at work being broadcast in public - that’s what social media managers have hanging over them every time they publish a post A single bad post or even a like given to the wrong account can cause a PR crisis Interns are not doing this

THE GASP I JUST GASPED #TheTraitorsUK

Public inquiry into how every Traitors task is mysteriously completed exactly 25 seconds before the end.

Trying to decide my birthday party theme. It's my 27th. Help me out

I'm so tired of these faithfuls. Why is NO ONE bringing up the fact that Fiona went in on Rachel and then didn't even end up voting for her?! CLEARLY TRAITOR ON TRAITOR #TheTraitors

No one: Absolutely no one: A random faithful every episode: i StIlL tHiNk ItS JaDe #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

hello lads

UK politics is so funny what do you mean the only hope for the British left is the former boob hypnotherapist???

not sure these are the kind of connections i'm looking for on linkedin tbh pal

can't sleep, can't stop thinking about how it is literally someone's job right now to trawl through every single porn site to check if they're meeting uk age verification requirements

tell ur dad this is who he lost oasis tickets to x

how cute are these cards 🥺

oh, thank god

30 degrees and your local roadman will still wear a north face puffer, this is London baby!!!!

Saw a photo of a Labubu on a Birkin bag and my honest opinion is that whoever did that should be subject to the electric chair

guys, i cannot believe it has taken me 26 years to realise this but i cannot emphasise how good it is for your mental health to actually date people who would care if you live or die

I tucked Ricky's body up in his blanket before I went to bed last night and just collapsed on the floor and wailed We took him to the crematorium today. If you have a pet, please give them an extra cuddle for me tonight. I am so broken

an update x