A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):

I wish this myth would die Imagine every mistake you’ve made at work being broadcast in public - that’s what social media managers have hanging over them every time they publish a post A single bad post or even a like given to the wrong account can cause a PR crisis Interns are not doing this

THE GASP I JUST GASPED #TheTraitorsUK

Public inquiry into how every Traitors task is mysteriously completed exactly 25 seconds before the end.

Trying to decide my birthday party theme. It's my 27th. Help me out

I'm so tired of these faithfuls. Why is NO ONE bringing up the fact that Fiona went in on Rachel and then didn't even end up voting for her?! CLEARLY TRAITOR ON TRAITOR #TheTraitors

No one: Absolutely no one: A random faithful every episode: i StIlL tHiNk ItS JaDe #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

hello lads

UK politics is so funny what do you mean the only hope for the British left is the former boob hypnotherapist???

not sure these are the kind of connections i'm looking for on linkedin tbh pal

can't sleep, can't stop thinking about how it is literally someone's job right now to trawl through every single porn site to check if they're meeting uk age verification requirements

tell ur dad this is who he lost oasis tickets to x

how cute are these cards 🥺

oh, thank god

30 degrees and your local roadman will still wear a north face puffer, this is London baby!!!!

Saw a photo of a Labubu on a Birkin bag and my honest opinion is that whoever did that should be subject to the electric chair

guys, i cannot believe it has taken me 26 years to realise this but i cannot emphasise how good it is for your mental health to actually date people who would care if you live or die

I tucked Ricky's body up in his blanket before I went to bed last night and just collapsed on the floor and wailed We took him to the crematorium today. If you have a pet, please give them an extra cuddle for me tonight. I am so broken

an update x

Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.

It'll be two years, this Monday night. Time, at last, to write about Agnes.

Decided to permanently delete Twitter and life is so much nicer. I didn't realise just how angry it was making me, how much rage bait was being pushed onto me, how much it was influencing my health day to day. But life is very peaceful now, and I am very lucky to be living it

big smiles :)

pov: we are on a date

what and i must stress, the fuck?

A journalist on the other app tweeted "why can't I live in a white country?" in response to a picture of Starbucks in Prague having bunny shaped muffins for Easter if anyone was wondering how the right wing press are doing

Spent my birthday wandering around Hampstead Heath and sitting under big trees hoping that somehow i'd mysteriously get stuck in one and two hunky men would suddenly appear and rescue me only to then fall in love with me seeing as it worked for Bridget Jones but alas

i am a year older

Happy birthday to the always funny, world traveling, Taylor Swift loving, Sims playing ᵃⁿᵈ ˢˡᶦᵍʰᵗˡʸ ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗᶦᶜ @carbdiem.bsky.social

Heard your boyfriend changed the lads group chat name to "Houthi PC Small Group" and he's feeling really proud of himself for the creativity and originality of it

A group of kids beat this 80 year old man to death whilst yelling racist abuse at him and the BBC's headline makes it sound like he was slapping kids when we only have the attackers' testimonies??? Is it just me or is this irresponsible click bait reporting?

I am begging parents to actually monitor what their children are viewing on the internet because we now have an epidemic of primary school aged kids saying "nice try diddy" and joking about "diddy parties" and it is insane

lmao getting fact checked irl

HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]

RIP George Foreman. Married five times, he has five sons and seven daughters. All five of his sons are called George Foreman. When asked why, he said "Try getting hit in the head by Muhammad Ali and see how many names you can remember".

Just realised that because of Trump we may never get a bi flag emoji

giggling at this

the feminine urge to key a tesla

This DEI thing is a horror. The deletion of the Go For Broke Nisei battalion, one of the most decorated units of WW2, and the Code Talkers, implies that their medals were some kind of sop to political correctness, and could not have been earned because of their intrinsic racial inferiority!

The good news is that there *are* people meeting the moment. youtu.be/EJxRtjma7lc

We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at. A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth. HAIRCUTS. This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.

I remember running to the polling station straight after sitting three A Level exams to vote Labour in 2017 , canvassing in the pouring rain in 2019 desperate for a Labour victory. I spent my youth dreaming of a Labour gov only for it to be a punch in the face

anyone else's instagram reels just full of either an ai peter griffin teaching stewie about either islam or marxism, or ai dobby giving birth and not knowing who the dad is??

As much as I love a Lidl brand dupe, this is too far

can't lie, my mental health is in the absolute pits of hell right now. i know that this will pass etc etc but if anyone has any tips on things that help them when they feel like they're drowning then please share x

Tbh beyond trans rights or anything id find this type of posting pretty hair raising if i was rebooting harry potter

The worst thing about Keir Starmer's leadership is that everyday it's like I'm being edged closer and closer into becoming a Lib Dem ://

precisely this, and the more likely they are to talk about ‘real people’ beyond the Westminster bubble the more they reveal their own worldview to be painfully limited by their own experience and the experience of those they WhatsApp every day