Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested.
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Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink" Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
over 1 year ago
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The fuck has Midge Ure got on his feet?
#Totp
2 days ago
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The Anadin brothers were your teenage Moo's aesthetic
#totp
2 days ago
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Prince looks like me after I've put the Christmas decks up.
#totp
2 days ago
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My bon bon is not for shaking, thank YOU very much.
#totp
2 days ago
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I'm seeing a lot of crochet garments in the clothes shops lately. I'm not sure crochet has the structural integrity or is robust enough to contain all my meat
3 days ago
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I'm not doing that copy and paste thingy because when I do I either get roundly ignored or told I'm a fucken weirdo and my self esteem CANNOT.
3 days ago
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I keep forgetting to eat 🤤
4 days ago
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Find yourself someone who looks at you the way my Fortnite sidekick Harold looks at me 🩷
#Fortnite
5 days ago
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My new squad just dropped...
6 days ago
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I fucken love erigeron. Look at this handsome bastard.
7 days ago
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After no sightings this year of any of my foxy pals, I've just been visited by an adult and 3 cubs! Woo hoo, I'm a foxy mama again!! 💞🦊
7 days ago
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Oh yippee it's that time of year again when people in the supermarket waft past you smelling like wet cheese.
#Heatwave
8 days ago
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Lizzie and Freddie are the romance I didn't know I needed 🥹
#Rivals
9 days ago
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I have been productive today so I'm rewarding myself with pie and gin and more bonking.
9 days ago
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I have watched a lot of bonking these last two days.
10 days ago
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Puts Rivals on...'wonder if this is full of sex?' *Opening scene fills my telly with a giant man arse pumping away* Yep.
10 days ago
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I'm so excited for pie, darlings.
10 days ago
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Just smacked myself in the face with the end of a broom handle if anyone is wondering how I'm handling adulthood.
11 days ago
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I have been left unsupervised until Saturday. I'm going to make a chicken pie and go in on series 1 of Rivals, if anyone's wondering what happened to all the party girls.
11 days ago
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I thought to myself today: you know what Moo? You've not had minstrels for ages, why not treat yourself. FOUR FUCKEN ENGLISH POUNDS? Get to actual fuck, galaxy .
11 days ago
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Imagine putting two complete strangers together, contriving an intimate relationship and being surprised that serious sexual assault is the outcome. All in the name of entertainment. Jesus.
#ComeFriendlyBombs
13 days ago
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Not now, Ebola. Not fucken now.
13 days ago
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NOOT NOOT, BITCHES
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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Thank fuck for that.
15 days ago
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Look mum NO POINTS.
15 days ago
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Just for men gel doing a lot of heavy lifting for Italy. Fyi...we CAN tell.
#Eurovision
15 days ago
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Thomas Dolby will be fewmin
#Eurovision
15 days ago
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Bulgaria
#Eurovision
15 days ago
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15 days ago
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Supporting Belgium as it's a great country and it put up with my teenage nonsense for 5 years.
#Eurovision
15 days ago
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Is that male presenter David Mitchell doing a skit?
#Eurovision
15 days ago
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I JUST REALLY LIKE CAKE.
16 days ago
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MOO FOR PM* *Panda Mitherer
17 days ago
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My rock cakes weren't rocky - and other reasons I'm wanted for arson.
20 days ago
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OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS CASTED YOUR CLOUTS?
21 days ago
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One day you're young and cool, the next you're getting excited about a tripe pack of broom head brackets.
22 days ago
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First it was the bats. Now it's the rats. Cats: tick tock motherfuckers.
23 days ago
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@icecrystal.bsky.social
LOOK 😍😍😍
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
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Menopause...for when you want your armpits to smell like Bolognese.
23 days ago
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The cringe is strong in this episode
#totp
23 days ago
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Teenage Moo had the MASSIVE HORN for Bret Michaels
#totp
23 days ago
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Our remote mute button really earns its keep on a Friday night when the 90s episodes are on.
#totp
23 days ago
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STRAIT OF BOREMUZ MORE LIKE.
#amirite
25 days ago
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Might go sit in the park with a couple of cans* *Of spaghetti hoops
27 days ago
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The Martian is on. Brilliant filum. Watch it with your eyeballs.
27 days ago
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Vilte giving Angelina Jolie vibes
#Masterchef
27 days ago
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Just been out to water our vegetable patch while the rhubarb and apple crumble bakes in the oven. I'M LIKE A RUDDY CATHERINE COOKSON BOOK, LADS.
27 days ago
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Innit.
28 days ago
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Lads, you know pork crackling? You can eat as much of it as you like. You don't need a permit or anything.
29 days ago
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I have had AN LOVELY DAY™
30 days ago
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