Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
π€ 547
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π 2119
Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 𦻠Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested.
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Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink" Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
over 1 year ago
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@lisatea.bsky.social
look what ma moo found in M&S
about 11 hours ago
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Got the Royal Doulton out, lads...
2 days ago
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Happy mother's day.
3 days ago
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Seen that 'drop something brown' thing on here, but I've been doing that since Thursday π¬π©
3 days ago
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I can't trust a fart, lads.
4 days ago
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I fucken love Clannad.
#totp
4 days ago
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Such a girl crush on Shirley
#totp
4 days ago
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My tummy hurts but I'm being really brave about it.
4 days ago
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Tomorrow me will thank today me for going to Sainsbury's to get all the ingredients for Sunday's mother's day high tea. Well she'd better thank me or I'll punch her in the tits.
4 days ago
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British people who say 'thrifting' Straight in the bin.
5 days ago
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Dicky tummy dot com.
5 days ago
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So tired. Can someone write me a note so I don't have to do PE, please?
6 days ago
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It's happened again, lads...
6 days ago
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If you're in my Fortnite squad and your wearing a Kardashian skin I'm not rebooting you.
8 days ago
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Square yoghurt pots should be illegal. Good day.
9 days ago
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I woke up at 1 minute past 10 this morning. I'm in my hibernation era clearly. π¬
9 days ago
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All 3 finalists are so deserving of the win, but I'm team Angharad through and through. Saying that, I think Elham might have this.
#potterythrowdown
9 days ago
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Rugby player's hair styles. What's going on there then?
10 days ago
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Love a bit of Abba too.
#totp
11 days ago
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I fucken love Andy Williams. Do with that what you will.
#totp
11 days ago
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Bro looked like Frodo in a puffer jacket
#totp
11 days ago
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Playing Fortnite earlier in a random squad. Child's voice on the chat: Are you a lady? Me: Yes CV: How old are you? Me: Old enough to be your mum. Why aren't you in school? CV: has left the chat. π
11 days ago
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Just enjoyed a compilation of people getting wiped out by those vacuum packed mattresses.
11 days ago
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Sorry that your girlfriend thinks the Disney font is 'classy'
11 days ago
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Me, watching 24 hours in police custody and identifying the perp after 10 seconds of them being interviewed.
12 days ago
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Christ, is there anything more exhausting than a young colleague with main character syndrome?
12 days ago
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Sorry I gave you lockjaw. I got this nose piercing set off Shein.
13 days ago
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Things I didn't think I'd be saying today: "I spilt bean juice on Morrissey's face."
13 days ago
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I remember when all this wasn't windmills.
14 days ago
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I don't know about you lot, but I like to be INCREDIBLY COMFORTABLEβ’
14 days ago
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Glorious weather here today on the Costa del Moo. Got my ankles out and everything. I'll be wearing a halter neck and no bra next, lads.
14 days ago
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Been invited to a karaoke themed 50th birthday, lads
14 days ago
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Once my luncheon has gone down I'm going out to potter in the garden. It's glorious out there, and the front need a good tidy up. Kerb appeal is important, great lads.
15 days ago
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Just flicked toothpaste in my eye and when I rubbed it MOAR toothpaste went in my eye from my finger. I GET PAID FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE THEIR PRECIOUS CHILDREN WITH ME.
16 days ago
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Flicking channels and found something called 'The Floor' and seriously what is this fucken nonsense?
16 days ago
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With my glasses, hearing aid and Smiths t-shirt I'm surprised I don't get bullied more often.
17 days ago
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor is great isn't she? She should do Eurovision for us.
17 days ago
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Am I doing it right?
17 days ago
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Playing Fortnite on random squads and there are some ABSOLUTE DICKSPLINTS on here today.
17 days ago
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Had a really positive day yesterday working with a little boy who's incredibly anxious. Got him talking, engaging in play and out of the younger children's area and into the preschool where he should be. So satisfying when you see a child make progress π₯°
18 days ago
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Ironic song choice there for Duffy considering what happened to the poor lass.
18 days ago
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PLAY MORE SISTERS OF MERCY YOU BUMSPLATS.
#totp
18 days ago
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My lucky number two? Is that where you don't have to wipe?
#totp
18 days ago
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Freddie leathered up to the eyeballs and John dressed like your da.
#totp
18 days ago
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Yer man is throwing himself about like a nine year old boy at the school disco.
#totp
18 days ago
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My snacks are better than yours.
18 days ago
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Do people who spend all day arguing with strangers on the internet, and trying to always have the last word, realise how boring they are?
19 days ago
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I have AN MEETING. π
20 days ago
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Back once again with the readymade pasta.
22 days ago
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Making himself a roast chicken dinner, because what better way to show someone you love the bones of them than by cooking them a delicious plate of roast π₯°
24 days ago
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