Only the brightest and best eh

Can this be a solution?

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

GIVE IT NO MINGE

Doing some excellent peronal growth by blocking knobheads without even calling them a manky wee goblin first

look, we already solved this with good old-fashioned British ingenuity

Come on UK, let's elect Lloyd Hardy as PM #JohnsonOut8352

Just thinking about the person who posted about Jeff Bezos but censored him as "J*** B*z**s" me: who's this Jack Bazongas guy

This Is Just To Say We have joined the war that is in the Middle East and which you were probably thinking was not the same Forgive us war is delicious so sweet and so cold

[Fat Sam voice] nooo not the village cake racket

He's sighing but I bought an Elon Musk punchbag

Enjoying the spring sunshine in tropical Cornwall

What if god was one of us Just a slug like one of us Just a slime trail on the bus Trying to make his way home

Fantastic effort from the Sensibles to completely distance themselves from the role they played in ensuring we got here

Meanwhile in Cornwall, the counterpoint to 'milk of human kindness'

I shouted PADDY SHOW US UOUR BUM at Paddy Ashdown from the roof of Westminster Abbey

Our fridge freezer makes a particular set of gastric noises which I have mistaken for a) distant cattle (for years! we thought the noise came down the chimney!), b) my own stomach, and tonight c) an unknown person trying to put on a rubber shoe

Today's weather: SUDDENLY, BEES!

David Fincher could never reach this level of tension

is this good

Managed to pause it at the right second

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Witches of Scotland tartan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland’s newest weave is more than just a pattern – it’s a long-overdue apology. The tartan commemorates the thousands of Scots, mostly women, persecuted under the Witchcraft Act between 1563 and 1736. Pic: Scottish Register of Tartans

My partner's Mum is one of the many Filipinos working in the Middle East. Please spare a thought for the Global South workers in places like the UAE. They're much more likely to be at risk than wealthy Westerners.

Someone ought to look into Farage's energy expenses for boiling all that piss

Answering the unasked question "What if a potato joined Sigue Sigue Sputnik?"

Sorry, *who* is talking about shamelessness?

Heard it's payday. Fancy a tiny little tarot card necklace for a tenner? peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4464...

And are these grown-ups in the room with you now?

Badenoch saying a terf cop with 1.9% of the vote "embodies the new Conservative party" is it I mean we've all already said our goodbyes but one more won't hurt

[10-hour looped gif of Matt Goodwin crying in a Travelodge toilet]

silly name, doesn't sound like politics is for him

Some desperate sneaky chicanery from landlord here

Every time there’s a big bit of discourse about neurodiversity it exposes that there’s a significant number of people cutting about thinking they are the driver & their brain is just the car when actually everyone’s brain is to a greater or lesser extent Herbie. Sometimes car drive you.

Icarus at 300ft

[at least now we know what Santa does for cash out of season]

Here's the real image the Dems don't want you to see

A mesmerising 4K video of a journey across Albert Square, from the Queen Vic to the Bridge St caff

Art. #frog #AAAAH #needlefelt #wool #art

If Deezer continues to insult me with its suggested playlists I'm going back to Spotify

look

Saw this van on the A30 today - reaction was 80% disgust, 19% hilarity, 1% arousal

Every time I see a headline about Pope Leo I think it says "Pope Lego" so I've now given in and am running with it.

Hot Frosty

See if this was a true reflection of How Things Work, he'd actually be promoted up the order.

Leeds, always a solid goth stronghold, IYKYK

Love this sneaky super-tense b-side from @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social, like a Black Dog/Ilian Tape mixup with extra darkness worriedaboutsatan.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...

oh Labour are anti-spice now?

time to drag this out again

Slint's "Good Morning, Captain" and everyone dies at the end

For our American friends waking up and saying YES! THE UK KNOWS HOW TO DO JUSTICE no no, we do not know