watching stranger things from the start

the conference is taking place inside of an unreasonably small car and everyone is wearing clown shoes and fake noses

have to put the shitting christmas lights and decorations up now and then take them down in a few weeks to celebrate something none of really take seriously

off to coach and underachieving u13’s team in what looks like a monsoon

i think you’ll find its “you’re” party

my favourite your party policy is “you’re not as pure left as me” what’s yours?

celebrating thanksgiving by throwing the traditional car batteries into the canal #festive

turned your taxes into dodgy covid contracts, your move jesus

nobody: late 1990’s dance music lyrics: “must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”

i always forget how matter of fact the joke dodgers are on bluesky app. full of bores

(talking to david attenborough and looking visibly confused, not starstruck) “are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”

i have no idea what this is based on but it’s nice to see cov and birmingham in a top anything 💪

in the uk you either have to tax working people and low earners, or it’s full-on USSR, no in between unfortunately (apparently)

safe from mansion tax

i think humanity is underestimating the amount of time, effort and discourse there will be in figuring out if a picture or video is AI or not

look, there’s always a new budget in politics and it’s never good or easy to understand, but when last did you turn the tv on and have 3 or 4 channels discussing how awful it is? like, is this one bad? yes. is this the worst one ever? probably not

BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF • denial • anger • bargaining • dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime • acceptance

"we are going to have to tighten our belts" we = lower wage workers tighten our belts = pay more tax to prop up the multimillionaires

day 2 of all day workshops and today i have two, for two projects i shouldn’t be involved with, but the guy who should is off sick for a few weeks and i have no idea what’s going on

"think about those alone this christmas" well if you didnt all make one silly day such a big stressful deal then they wouldn't have to be would they?

there are now podcasts making old memes seem factual

can’t believe he said this 👀

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

pervert

tax citizen journalist microphones

what is the point of any of this? his people love this stuff. the only people upset by this are people who know who he is already

grok, tell me you like me

Grok, Sext me. Use vulgar words.

"jem a rorkert ip your ess, grahms"

he looks like someone injected spam with white privilege

one of the places where my kids have football practice is just down from a formerly abandoned hotel which now houses asylum seekers. a few of the lads sometimes sit in the strands and watch the games and practices

🎵"later we'll have some fucking pie and we'll do some gary lynne (cocaine?)"🎶 some of the old christmas songs are good actually, before woke, when you could swear and talk about drugs

look, i don't find it funny or a dunk on the big twitter accounts, that they've been found to be located in india etc. what i find funny is that america and the uk have been publicly owned by people pretending to be hateful colonisers like them online, in the nations they colonised

im avoiding whamageddon this year by constantly thinking longingly about the heat-death of the universe and not paying attention to anything else

“has becomes”

im more of a non-functional techno guy tbf (sad glowsticks)

can i talk at you for 5 long awkward minutes about how great i think you are?

RIP the weekend

post football press (with shin pads ON)

bought a pint of costa for a mortgage payment

no coaching today, get to watch 9’s game and the opposition clubhouse has really good bfast sandwiches

elon musk realising real time that his company is paying foreign accounts to radicalise him, masterful, the brain of our generation

the person who named sperm whales was probably problematic

this is every single supplement

off to coach an u13’s match in the ice cold rain this morning

i once applied for a job that needed sc clearance and they went through my parents finances to find out how likely we all were to being bribed. i was working on a hr system, no embargoed content. no idea how these people get these big roles when they’re so obviously on the take

telling me talib kweli is arguing with people on a website called bluesky, over misinterpreted words, would've blown my mind in 2004