wonder what the pimp my ride cars are up to nowadays

is there a leather sofa involved?

im chugging a peach iced tea protein shake if you even care

thats a LONG tournament

antifa has been in and vandalised it with algae lads

why make anything measurable when you can have words and blame

absolute scenes, against all odds

STOP THE BULBS

this explains why the trains are going past my house so slowly then

the swiss manager looks like guy ritchie film character

swim shirts, yes or no (yes) im doing some important science

just had a lightning bug in my eye

“my personality is culture wars”

i hope my sleep paralysis demon is an ice pack

every extensive use of AI ive come across in software and infrastructure development has been from non technical resource, creating tons of irrelevant documents and none of them are reusable

remember if you’re a data centre to drink all the water on earth today

ive got a couple of wet bulbs

look where i am

speak now or forever hold your piss

when im hot i remember that im retired, have no responsibilities or worries and wake up each day to find ways to make myself a problem to society

a lot of furious people today, maybe Ghana were just good? what then?

the reflecting pool near my house has some really nice flowers growing on it

got a sheen on already, 8:05am

now you all know what my house feels like when i give up managing the thermostat in winter

ghana were very well organised, worked together, gave it 100%, won every first and second ball. England weren’t as bad as ghana were good

good for him

86 minutes to get a shot on target

the ref’s shoulder pads are incredible

remember to leave your windows open wide for the burglars

some finish from leao that, imagine having quality like that as a sub

portugal working together as a team to give ronaldo what ronaldo wants. Thats the difference between him and other current icons of football. who do it for the love and for their team

im amazed at the amount of middle management workers who will create garbled designs that are so clearly ai generated they still have em dashes and emojis in them, and we aren’t pointing at them and laughing like they’ve been found out

england match day

put the aircon on on the respite room lads

all the windows are wide open so the neighbours get to experience my parenting

he can prime my minister (winks)

ITS CALLED SUMMER

how do you know if jazz music is even jazz music?

answering “you watching the football tonight?” with “who’s playing?”

well, with all this hot weather its a good thing our infrastructure is built for maximum profit over sustainability & resilience i'll tell you that much

“he’s about to open a new tub of protein powder, push the scoop right down as deep as possible”

i know there is worse stuff going on here, but how on earth is this guy sitting and watching that tv?

ok nerd

i have underboob sweat already, 07:34am

"i want to exercise and get healthy because i want to live longer" why would anyone want to live longer?

who’s wages bro?

the british oj simpson

if my name was thomas i’d shorten it to mass not tom

another masterful gambit from fbpe

RIP to all the gingers today 🫡