Kendrick Lamar dropped one of the greatest albums of all time in mr morale and then just turned all corny. I can’t last 20 seconds into any of his new tracks, just cringe

might do before and after pics but it’s me when i used to go gym regularly and now me looking like a lumpy bin bag full of shame #glowup

last u13’s game of the season today

hacking the planet and posting people's earhole-nudes online

that’s enough politics for me lads

boomers after voting to make everyone’s lives worse

didn’t even know there were more elections tbf

that goal was superb

i love that the doctors and medical staff for football teams wear football boots too

i like that forest kit

one of the best things of the modern lazy middle management use of ai is that all of their documents show that they were authored by ai and they’re either too lazy or don’t know how to change that

went for a mental health walk, picked up two (2) mental health pasties from the corner shop. follow me for more health advice

this should be the champions league final. two top teams. should’ve sent the rest home and just had Bayern v PSG

the wheels on my trolley

it’s hard seeing other people living your dream

I’d love to have the confidence of the guy who positions office door release buttons next to the alarm breakglass

gonna auto-decline teams meetings where the agenda is copy+pasted from chatgpt

giving my own posts a fire emoji reaction in the group chat

politics is wild, one group are saying they are gonna build concentration camps and make racial-profiling a policy. then on the other side, the scary side, is some guy who is headline news on every outrage network because he took 3 pumps of ketchup at maccies once or whatever

alan

arteta and all of the Arsenal players warming up blocking the throw in, after spending the last few games moaning about other managers antics is embarrassing stuff

calafiori? califanny morelike

we should study the correlation between people who unironically use the phrase “cancel culture” and being an absolute danger

bank holiday weekend back to work

cycled to the pub earlier and on the way there before any drinking i saw a man with silver hair who looked like a wizard holding a bottle of ale and as i passed he said “hi cole”

germany implies the existence of gerfew

the government is basically Jen in the IT crowd when they’re explaining to her that a brick wrapped in foil is the internet

happy star track day to all the nerds

The perfect car doesn’t exi—-

the state of these trainers

his team at a garden centre trying to revive him with a hydroponic kit

did some digging today

take mac allister off for the love of god

I’ve seen enough, get rid of slot

starting gakpo, mac allister, curtis jones at right back instead of midfield, frimpong at right wing instead of right back. what on earth does slot think he’s doing? he’s honestly learned nothing this season

is it lose horrifically?

the cum trees are gonna love this rain

the older i get the funnier and clearer it is how news agencies frame stuff. like, are we meant to be outraged at this? honestly? people who read that nonsense to drive their opinions need to grow up

pushing some serious weight (playing with a beach ball)

look at this fancy car outside my house

Funny story, one time I had sex with a woman (something I’ve been known to do on rare occasions) and I thought that, as a sexy flirty funny joke, I would say “call me King Arthur, cos I just cum a lot” at the conclusion, let’s just say that still stands as the worst time I’ve died on stage.

realised im an adult with free will to do what i like

happy friday everyone 💫❤️

getting a workout in with the big lads

logging on for a daily fix of "global atrocities i cant do anything about and now have to spend time thinking about instead of being lucky enough to avoid" app

bluesky posters:

hired a digger for the bank holiday weekend

alvarez has spent so much time pretending to be injured he’s clinically dead