it has zero tolerance of vibes or fun too

Obsessed with this AI slop infographic from the LinkedIn Lunatics subreddit

"former school child"

aside from the misuse of personal privacy and the racial profiling that is inevitable with this, data centres cost a fortune. and unless the government train up civil servants, it’s almost certainly gonna be maintained by a private company. expensive and intrusive

they’re going struggle to racially profile 99% of the athletes

the trampoline didn’t get taken away by the storm winds

5 now. if we lived in the middle of nowhere, instead of between two major cities, and this didn’t happen every couple of months, i would be fine with it

might call in sick so i can watch big jet tv today

had four (4) power cuts this morning

Now hiring: primatologist. Must speak gorilla.

one of the lads broke his arm/elbow in a really gross way at football tonight

Ad: “vitality life insurance will help you live 5 years longer!” (cancels policy)

AI apps that don’t solve any problems and seem to simply be personality upgrades for the dullest people on earth, part 317

who was that guy on twitter who posted like "like or rt if you want to stop hunting" and then became a '5G gives you covid shakra cancer' mentalist? wonder what he's up to nowadays

your missus takes part in dry fannyuary

remember to submit your tax returns so the pedos can get their army to execute you in the streets US lads

Jed is a great name "what's your name?" "Ed with a J"

this is a badly targeted job ad but im tempted to go to an interview anyway

"you miss 100% of the shits you don't take" (day 26 of no-poo-january motivation for whoever needs it)

monday

yes, seeing other people’s lives made worse makes people happier in the post truth age than seeing their own lives improved

9 won a toy skateboard at a donkey sanctuary (read that again), so i guess it’s time to wake up the people up the road

bradley walsh’s son looks like if someone got high and drew bradley walsh from memory

lost to bournemouth, drew with burnley, fulham and leeds. all the games big teams should be taking full points from. embarrassing stuff

sad times, as a massive Liverpool supporter I’ve switched over to gladiators, I’ve see enough

later, losers 🫡

only taking two weapons to a flat roof pub is amateur hour

attending a “unite the kingdom” march in this 🔥

how would a vpn ban work? by design, they are private. they’d have to snoop on every bit of data from every ISP in the country, probably via a 3rd party (private) company. which in itself is an online safety threat

“the thing you’ve procrastinated on for two weeks is due on Monday, how’s it looking?” well…

where's your poopy?

people who take stuff from lost property that isnt theirs piss me off. it's lost property not free property lads

the right wingers were right. a migrant is the single biggest sole beneficiary in US government handouts ever and he's created a massive childporn generator. they should definitely try to destroy him

there were two michael b jordan's in sinners, only one entry in the nominations there

detting outraged by this guy is meaningless and i'll give you an example why. one of my mates was in the marines and he has severe PTSD from the stuff he saw & did in afghan. he is a donald trump & reform fan, none of this would sway him

hope my 97p i can’t withdraw is spent wisely

just had this pop up as a memory in my camera roll from 2019 and same pal, same

thursday

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time."

greenland hasn’t even qualified for the world cup

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

never watching traitors because i can’t make that kind of commitment

how am i going to get the emails i set my spam account up for now?

ordered a takeaway

the people who use the most where I work, use it to “improve efficiency” which is basically just creating more work for themselves and unnecessary extra work for everyone else, which isn’t as efficient as they think it is

i don't think we will be governed by AI intentionally, or as an efficiency measure. it will be purely by accident because we will vote people in who have no idea what they are doing, less than current, and have little to no understanding of AI, while getting AI to produce everything for them

"rahn ehh, grahms"

drawing with burnley at home and walking for 36% of the game against leeds is ok apparently

just told a conspiracy guy at work, who's been stockpiling food for some 'great reckoning' or whatever he says is gonna happen, that there's fluoride in tinned food items he's been away from his machine for an hour now