just watched zootropolis 2 with the kids and it’s 100% about israel and palestine

seem to have ended up in a tractor parade

if your partner’s spotify listening age is 18 and yours is 50+ you’re a nonce

loads of silly memes from this but this one is pretty funny

i also quite like the delay when it can’t connect to the last bluetooth device it was connected to (the wife’s) and simply starts blasting the radio out because the volume difference between a connected device and radio is always 5000 decibels for some reason

portugal in a relatively easy world cup group and it’s definitely nothing to do with ronaldo having visited the white house

Just woken up to the news that i’ve been awarded the inaugural FIFA Shagger of the Year award. Delighted

i have a 9yr old so this is my spotify wrapped

I’m assembling a team

GET STEVE BRAY IN A GREEN HAT!

im not listening to that voicemail bro

my favourite feature on cars is when the wipers smear dirt in, to defend you from being able to see out your windscreen, when the washer fluid is frozen

that catchy taylor swift song where she sings “pedophilia” in the chorus

“the maths isn’t hard” gets the answer wrong

you have been kind, your gift is to select two

You all need to Spotify Wrapped yourself some mates

i don’t have a spotify wrapped but i look and feel 86

in the US it’ll be anti-christian to not let palantir put a tracker chip up your bum within a year #LogIt

now we’re talking

if i had to draw what i thought the guy who owns dell and his wife looked like, it wouldn't be far off this

christmas songs on the radio and in shops time of year again

I love how local news sites just completely lose their shit about the weather at this time of year and then you click on the article and it turns out there’s like a 1% chance of drizzle

i always think of this stuff when news shows get a green party member on tv to dunk on them about their plans for “the economy”

commenting “AI slop” on your family holiday pictures

just read this on social media and it’s too good not to share

piss

men only want one thing and its disgusting (quads like the grinch)

logged on to facebook to see what’s been happening over there

im built like this btw

your party is the bluesky clique of politics

9 played football yesterday against a team who seemed like they were trained to go down as if they’d been shot after a challenge. there were 3 or 4 times where the young ref looked visibly confused because a lad was rolling around crying after zero contact

how on earth do you explain the internet to anyone who isnt severely online?

day 1 of elf on the shelf, forgot to put elf on the shelf out

watching stranger things from the start

the conference is taking place inside of an unreasonably small car and everyone is wearing clown shoes and fake noses

have to put the shitting christmas lights and decorations up now and then take them down in a few weeks to celebrate something none of really take seriously

off to coach and underachieving u13’s team in what looks like a monsoon

i think you’ll find its “you’re” party

my favourite your party policy is “you’re not as pure left as me” what’s yours?

celebrating thanksgiving by throwing the traditional car batteries into the canal #festive

turned your taxes into dodgy covid contracts, your move jesus

nobody: late 1990’s dance music lyrics: “must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”

i always forget how matter of fact the joke dodgers are on bluesky app. full of bores

(talking to david attenborough and looking visibly confused, not starstruck) “are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”

i have no idea what this is based on but it’s nice to see cov and birmingham in a top anything 💪

in the uk you either have to tax working people and low earners, or it’s full-on USSR, no in between unfortunately (apparently)

safe from mansion tax

i think humanity is underestimating the amount of time, effort and discourse there will be in figuring out if a picture or video is AI or not

look, there’s always a new budget in politics and it’s never good or easy to understand, but when last did you turn the tv on and have 3 or 4 channels discussing how awful it is? like, is this one bad? yes. is this the worst one ever? probably not

BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF • denial • anger • bargaining • dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime • acceptance