Bernie Clifton's skeleton

Threadsesque PIF I made a hwhile back for @scarredforlife.bsky.social featuring a KwikSave bag and a tin of Marrowfat Peas bashed on a fuckin Rock!

It's perfectly acceptable to have a quick pint when you've arrived for a client job an hour early due to engineering works. 🍺

OTD in 2008 Georgia decided to invade itself before voluntarily moving its border away from Russia which remains peaceful country surrounded by ceasefires & special military operations proving western appeasement works.

NATO’s popularity with the people we did this to remains a complete and unsolvable mystery beyond the brains of the leading luminaries of international relations such as Chomsky, Mearsheimer & DipshitBunchOfNumbers.

At the slightly tearful whiskey and Gilbert O'Sullivan part of the evening already.

Within the next 6-18 months, the most talented prompters will become the new rock stars, standing on stage in front of adoring fans, typing in super advanced prompts which unleash facemelting guitar solos and bone-rattling drum fills, ushering in a new golden age of extreme rock & roll mayhem.

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Also proud of our local lass Michelle Agyemang who amazingly is from just a few miles away from me. #thurrock #essex

Wow, the Spanish team managed to get through the whole medals ceremony without falling down in pain, quite incredible.

The Spanish team obviously trained at the 'Vic I've fallen' school of football.

US unveils modular analog. Expect a double vinyl later this year.

My new album Shrouded III is out now on limited cassette and digital. everydaydust.bandcamp.com/album/shrouded-iii It is my most personal work to date with six slow moving meditative pieces that reflect on sorrow, fate, mortality and protection. 🩶 #ambient #musicsky #experimentalmusic

Bye forever, WeTransfer.

My annual reminder that in this hot weather, always remember to carry some cool ambient drones with you to keep your temperature down. 🎧❄️

Dangerously nice.

This reply is probably my most successful thing on Bluesky all year. I'm just glad some people got the joke.

OTD in 1941 USSR involuntarily switched to allied side of WW2.

Can recommend.

Mazda HR-X2 concept car (1993)

When we needed spoof 1970s Open University music for our drama 'Simon Perkins' Lurgy', there was really nobody to ask but @12hrfoundation.bsky.social. Jez and Polly did a wonderful job, and we released all their themes as a special download-only EP... mulgraveaudio.bandcamp.com/album/music-...

Americans: We need to constitutionally enshrine citizens having arms to fight tyrannical governments. *Americans get an actual tyrannical government* *Does nothing*

So it looks like the second amendment was a waste of everyone's fucking time.

Disappointingly King-light episode of Department S made up for by the appearance of Ronald Lacey.

It's Monday. You might hate your job but at least you're not a Russian general about to explain to me how 1/3 of my strategic aviation got blown up in a morning by some cheap Alibaba drones.

Friends, My new long form piece Resurrection Of The Foghorns is out now. Limited edition CD - hand numbered with individually crafted collage cover art. Digital. #experimentalmusic #soundtrack #electroacouatic #granularsynthesis everydaydust.bandcamp.com/album/resurrection-of-the-foghorns

Fuck I had a lot of music on SoundCloud.

Had a really cool old Romanian guy in my house earlier. He spotted my piano and it turns out he's a pro musician, plays various instruments live. We had a good chat about music. I love random encounters like that. It restored my faith a little.

Defragmenting

SoundCloud Pro cancelled, so that'll disappear some time tomorrow. I think you have a limit of 3hrs on the free account anyway.

The first step of rereading Neuromancer for the dozenth time is pulling it off your shelf.

I'm wrong. Every single year.

At least that song about blasting a poor dog into space didn't make it through.

Ok, they'll get through, and my money's on Denmark this year. #eurovision

The UK needs Bowie-Jesus (Sam Ryder) back. #eurovision

Where's the duduk? #armenia #eurovision

We've gone from claiming Zelensky was too scared of me to even stay in Kiev, to me being too scared to meet him face to face.

It's the most wonderful time of the year. #Eurovision

My mate Brian did this. He's always a little under the radar, but this is an excellent hauntology mix. A real understanding of the genre. www.mixcloud.com/brian-ruark/...

Will it be mushrooms, Fried onion rings,

On the Underground secretly judging footwear.

Random Bullseye Prizes number 16... Go for that spring clean in your house with a top of the range vaccum cleaner.

He really knows how to work the altar. Look at that chalice work, effortless.

I'll be cancelling my SoundCloud 'Pro' subscription soon as I slowly shut this all down. I have no idea what tracks remain when you do that so we'll see.

The studio I'm working in today has a DAT machine and a Minidisc unit, so I feel very at home. Just needs a Beta SP deck and it'll be complete.

Chris is risen!

I went somewhere where I had to park in a field today, so summer has officially started.

OTD in 2001 Ukraine dismantled its last Tu-95 strategic bomber, as per Budapest Memorandum. Having given up the ability to strike Russia, we invaded them. Weakness provokes the Kremlin.