do they make pop in silver teeth

you dropped this, king (holds out the royal ass)

snuffle in this fertile soil 🐖

fiberglass implies the existence of proteinglass

wreck it vomit

local bbq spot is cooking up something crazy

one must imagine sisyphus plap plap plap plap plap

another episode of the pitt, will I wretch or sob or both

if only my fashion could state this as explicitly

I don't mean to be crass, but when you say "slop em up silly style" are you referring to exogenous fluids?

grease me up, amber

getting friends with drinks, hbu

google took away their amazing etymology search tool for ai, sick

honk if your whole deal would confuse your ancestors

patients is a virtue

if I were a doctor I'd simply learn all the specialities so I could provide comprehensive care to my patience

my shitty bug collection :)

if I post a transition timeline do I pick an old photo where I looked chopped or a good one

do yall wanna see my shitty bug collection

me showing one of my "projects" to my wife

time to inject bitch juice

Le French Prince de Bel Air

my type A, competent as fuck wife is on the case of finding us an amazing place to move 😎

my dream job is to be the 3rd funniest member of a podcast who is there mostly bc she edits the episodes good

putting on eyeliner so the thumb shaped man in line at 711 gets extra confused and angry at the sight of me

the problem with getting the world's cuntiest womb tattoo is the insatiable desire to crop every shirt you own

plotting and scheming my way to trans night at the club

I'm she/they in that anyone who calls me a boy can she theyselves out

absolute horses for absolute courses

footy scran I have your number

crossed the beard shadow threshold from looking like a quirked up white boy to an athletic tomboy with a dirty face??

thea would be a beautiful name for a girl

@lucyxiv.boontavista.com hilarious maneuver to maybe unclearly jokingly solicit positive feedback given your audience. as a "non ocd savant garde listener" I can't fucking tell if yall were serious but here ya go, I like your stupid podcast!!

all my holes have problems today

✨ small lesbians ✨

dude am I a freaking girl dude fuck

womb tattoo tramp stamp

what's the big deal, no one is saying he liked child porn

it's crazy how I have no idea if any of yall have liked porn from your official account

donating weird amounts to mutual aid funds to trick round number freaks into donating

im doing this scared and before the money is there bc if i don't get it scheduled for this year it will cost even more. i still need a lot of help making sure it actually comes true. a like and share, $5, anything that gets me closer is so very appreciated 🙏 bsky.app/profile/puss...

if we're mutuals and you want my signal lmk so we can reconnect on Twitter 3.0

push 4 units of epi, 10 of ketamine, and 2... make that 3 fingers in my ass, stat!

just rewrote a post bc I misgendered the nonbinary monog bathrooms at waffle house

writing "my feminine mystique is stronger than my shame" on the stall of the men's room at arby's

to me the sacrifices are kind of integral to the beauty of transition but wtf do I know

sous viding eggs to get a jammy white

don't talk to me until i've had my pink lemonade

I'm on a list called "some interesting normie posters" which is a form of psychic damage I wasn't prepared for

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