butt hurt

4 day old frizzy braids are actually very in rn

stg I'm sick from a stomach bug from my kids but there's one cookie left and it's teasing me

tummy tips for when you barf up everything you eat

wait, she has a pussy???

walking into a club on my first day in the city, finding the hottest girl, and sucking her cock in front of everyone so they know not to mess with me

motts slaps but this gogo squeeze stuff tastes musty af omg

a boomer relative saw one of my kids animated shows and a) was engrossed like the 3 year olds and b) said it "must be AI because it looks so good"

quick sweetie, mommy needs applesauce, you can have special permission to go in the snack pantry

finally gonna start unfollowing some of the big accounts that were clearly just here first and aren't actually good posters

just made a song so good they're gonna have to invent mp4

finding trans community online is so meaningful but I'm excited to find trans community offline no offense

streg of nonna

how come I get really sad when someone I care about threatens to kill themselves, especially when it is bc of something I did to unknowingly hurt them?? so weird

internally screaming until my voice is gone and my spittle runs down my shirt and my nose bleeds while I calmly wipe up more piss and shit and puke

phlegmbotomist

dawg did u know actions have consequences bro

does my tummy hurt bc I ate too many cookies or do I have norovirus

this is the only podcast I like

Happy Birthday Cedar!

yall don't know it but this mission was actually goated and continues to be goated

this goes out to some of you

can't wait for the holigay season. they/thember and transgender are when I shine brightest.

terrible comic where fritzi is excited to spend the day out on the town but had to stay home and get puked on by nancy

I would win an eating contest where the contest was to see who could make themselves sick from eating too many cookies by accident

smiling serenely in lotus pose

23-year-old Daniel Cressy just became the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy www.fox8live.com/2026/06/23/n...

this dumb post made me want to stream for my friends 😭😭 I know no one actually wants to watch and I don't have any setup or whatever but like I kinda get it now

she they on my fab til I enby

I should be spending the entire day breeding my horses and delivering sacred artifacts but instead I have to care for my beloved wife and children 🙄

🫵 mute this if you don't care to hear about my new video game legends of khiimori :) it's an open world rpg where you're a 13th century Mongolian horse courier and you explore and breed horses, I'm pretty stoked!!

wait fuck this legends of khimori came out I'm gonna play that!!!

The Vaginasexual Monologues

Man! I Feel Like A Theyfab!

veronica going jimothy mode rn

on my flight the other day I was sitting next to a pasty middle aged twerp and I glanced over at his phone and he was listening to the high hopes pete buttigieg song

rereading Wild Seed for the first time in a while and omg octavia butler always hits

lord help me I am thinking of opening fetlife again

any gorgeous lesbians want to engage in a psychosexual dance of tension, control, desire, and wit?

couch gaming recs please!!! I can't aim much with controller, so nothing with that as a focus. I am not looking for anything hard or heavy. rpg elements a plus. exploration a plus. easy to consume in small snippets a plus. but open to trying stuff!!

leaving an increasingly obvious trail of breadcrumbs to my home in my selfies so a deranged dyke will come for me

I love my sweet dog hoagie so much and I'm so excited for what apartment living will do to reforge our bond but also I have wanted a cat so bad since starting hrt and that part of me is ready to not have a dog anymore 😭😭😭

if you're curious about my hustle grindset, a soccer coach at age 8 or so made me a "rover" and told me to just run after the ball no matter what because I was so lazy.

today I'm gonna give my body the rest it needs and I'm gonna get cozy with my dog on the couch for some games or a movie and then I'm gonna chat with my friends online and do some much needed self care tasks and oh wait no I'm not

lowquirk wanna not try today

umm no thanks, I actually contain multitudes

i’m very satisfied with my life but i wouldn’t mind playing a haunting psychosexual game with an older woman who is an authority figure

Vladimir Computin

ngl those quote post prompts really activated my worst mean girl impulses