thea reveal

early rose plums, painted by mary daisy arnold

would pink tires be too much for my stupid little cruiser build

there's someone in my life who asks what I'm quoting whenever I share a zany original thought. makes me deeply sad whenever I think too hard about it.

why are all the most useful cultural references from dumb bullshit no one I know consumes

I'm such a little like slut 🥰

so uh how do they like you know what's in china

I went on a decent bike ride today after basically two years off. I immediately remembered how to brush off a near-death experience by giving a driver the middle finger and then compartmentalizing and forgetting it. Came right back to me. Just like riding a bike

anyone else stoked for when trans characters are in movies that aren't about being trans. that'll be nice!

if u see me in the replies with normal people just know I'm white knuckle gripping my phone and sweating, holding back endless righteous fury and being a nice girl with all my might. because I'm a coward!

yet again trans community catching strays

double decker knuckle tats: SOFT BODY HARD HEAD

still thinking about a vanity plate I saw 6 years ago that just said "BOOFIN"

Just searched meshtastic girl on here and let's just say the trans community was overrepresented

how long can I get away with "not knowing" the pickle bar at the deli isn't free anymore

(tired worker on the phone) hi, IB help desk... yeah..... uh huh..... did you try shidding out of your doo doo ass?... your doo doo ass... yeah I'll wait on the line... yu-... yup... no problem, just try that first before calling next time..... uh huh... uh huh... you too, have a good one.

first time mom stumbling into a t4t group, falling in love with a gorgeous doll, and abandoning her young child with a feckless cis man

the wee tiny cans of coke and V8 are some of humanity's great achievements, like sweatergod you can somehow get those colder than regular sized cans

if only a spritz of water did as much to revive me as it does for my bangs

it's a shame they call posts that. ruins so many honest cum jokes. this would have been a great banner for my profile but nooooo

the craft walked so buffy could run

I need lesbian and transgender insight into why I can't stop making lino stamps of hand mutilation

a single tile island in Civ you only settle because there's niter and never think about again

giving my inner child an ipad

cheaters in games and sports with no prize make me want to explode

I need lesbian and transgender insight into why I can't stop making lino stamps of hand mutilation

I had finally stopped thinking about song of achilles but then I remembered it yesterday and now I can't stop thinking about song of achilles again

it's a shame so many cock hungry cuties are into dudes :/

I'm feeling so blessed that I never have to learn wtf sh*sh*d is

that cop talking under oath about how he can't be sure that afroman didn't cuck him has healed something in me

the only good big burger from mcdonald's is two cheeseburgers

not the sort of locked up balls I'm used to engaging with online, but a wonderful image nonetheless!!

picture day at pre school is fun because it confirms which parents are goody two shoes losers who see their children as props

tall hottie who gets into the wnba just to find people who love tall hotties

yeah, I love the wnba Women, Non Binaries, and All that

the lowest paid wnba player will make more this year than the highest paid player made last year 🤯 am I reading this right? huge w

if you like watching cops eat shit then check out Afroman's defamation trial!!

2030's gonna be the year. I'm really gonna do it this time.

this decades kind of a wash. throwing in the towel early. i'll lock in sometime around 2030

throwing opaque half jokes I'll definitely forget into drafts like a little middle finger to me tomorrow

gotta find an occasion to post a thea reveal one of these days

to yap or not to yap, the yappers dilemma

my wife has always been so into my transition but if I ever seriously did my brows she might leave me. the woman is a freak for my gorgeous naturals.

Post 4 fictional characters you relate to and let people assume things about you

I need a technology tslur to help me understand getting a cunty custom bsky handle. I've blown 7 bucks on much dumber shit.

I essentially want to be treated as a woman, but I hold onto the nb label for intellectual reasons (pissing standing up)

hi fiving all the mid-transition transmascs as we pass each other going opposite directions

can't wait to pull some shiny atrocities

still the most iconic sun hat in film history

out: massage therapist who somewhat understands my esoteric queer identity in: massage therapist with a language barrier who views me as a pile of flesh that needs work