Strong MLPBA Baseball/Fighting Baseball vibes for Thursday's Red Sox/Yankees starters: Connelly Early vs. Cam Schlittler en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLBPA_B...

Guardians-Tigers playoffs: “Imagine a series of low-scoring games. Forever, and ever, and ever.”

Woke Pope! Woke Pope! 🥳🙌🎉

I assume non-essential workers like the president, VP, and Cabinet are furloughed.

Not sure Undecided has enough time to rest between games

As a Polish-American, I will never forget my first fal grawitacyjnych. (via @astronerdika.bsky.social

* checks baseball score on ESPN *

Brilyn Hollyhand? Of the Aquifoliaceae with opposable thumbs family?

Okay this one is actually good.

@asrivkin.bsky.social @barbylon.bsky.social Glad to see this, I thought they ended in 1979. arxiv.org/abs/2509.21467

@larsforgothispw.bsky.social Bob Melvin, we hardly knew ye

Formation of multiple dynamical classes in the Kuiper belt via disk dissipation by TCH Lau @birnstiel.bsky.social @stammler.bsky.social @astrojoanna.bsky.social arxiv.org/abs/2509.21437

Key points: - all radio stations and most of their DJs are part of the intelligence community - his shamanic beliefs made him a perfect candidate to work covertly with NASA www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/phoenix...

I saw this, so you have to too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medbed

"Dear NASA grants community, On September 12, 2025, the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) released memo M-25-33, Elimina ting Funding of Unlawful Discrimination. For your awareness, NASA is providing a summary of key points below." Apparently, they elimina ted proofreading because it's woke.

"Beavers' 9th-inning homer gives Orioles 6-5 win, assures Rays 2nd straight losing season" Great news for Castoridae and Aves, bad news for Batomorphi

The North just wanted it more.

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court justice: Elton John Jay

“Nature, first created in 1869, was not the first magazine of its kind in Britain. One journal to precede Nature was Recreative Science: A Record and Remembrancer of Intellectual Observation …” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nature_...

Bad Escalator, Sade's disastrous follow-up to Smooth Operator

“Most Christian denominations do not subscribe to rapture theology and have a different interpretation of the aerial gathering described in 1 Thessalonians 4.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

Rap, rap, rap, they call it the Rapture Rap, rap, rap, who knows what comes after

Everyone in academia should read this piece about our dear, brilliant colleague @durba.bsky.social www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

Reaction to every press conference by the current regime: I see your lips movin' But what you talkin' 'bout? I see your lips movin' But what you talkin’ ’bout? youtu.be/s-ua75beKHk?...

“Johnson & Johnson … in 2023, looking toward its more profitable medical spun off Tylenol and other consumer brands into a new business, Kenvue.” I hope a big kenlawsuit is in the works! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/h...

@maryhartmanx2.bsky.social 😳

Congrats, but some of their names have a Bobson Dugnutt flavor.

“I’m not worried about them harming me,” he said at the time. “I mean, with that capabilities [sic] they would have barbecued us a long time ago.” futurism.com/congressman-...

Is Jimmy Kimmel Live coming on before or after the Rapture tomorrow?

Slept through the autumnal equinox. Enjoy the sunshine, Southern hemisphererers!

“Drawing on her significant experience with early modern pancakes, Nicosia describes Locke’s version as ‘a bit fluffier and fattier than a classic French crêpe’…”

Not going to make a Big Dumper joke, no siree Bob (Link works now. Title of paper is "Co-option of an ancestral cloacal regulatory landscape during digit evolution".)

Big Dumper just hit home run #58.

technologically advance a band C+C Music Dyson Sphere

In the eighth inning of the Jays-Royals game, France lined out to center and India flied out to right. 🇫🇷🇮🇳

I said I wouldn't do this any more, but Schlittler vs. Beavers in the Yankees-Orioles game is must-see TV.

Today on Bluesky

Oops, non-interstellar comet is putting on a good show ;) ATLAS needs to stop discovering so many comets!

Probably not a good sign when your opponent’s leadoff batter, who was recently called up, has three doubles through three innings. #BlueJays

Hmm.

Interstellar comet is putting on a good show!

"in rebellion against nature": totally badass