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You’re the Co-founder of WHATTT?!?! #subtweet

Sailor Take Warning!

PEEEEEEETE! 🐻‍❄️🍎😀 #LFGM

hahaha

FROM WAY DOWNTOWN

Sympathy to whoever has to hose down Stephen Miller tonight

Attention: @josephmcgovern845.bsky.social

the Pope could do the funniest possible thing to J.D. Vance

Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.

this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)

Very proud to have worked on this statement of the Modern Language Association with @annamillsoer.bsky.social and other colleagues on the MLA’s task force on AI in Research and Teaching. It is a direct call for faculty input into Ed Tech decision-making, especially AI: www.mla.org/Resources/Ad... 🧵

Gen-X* valedictorian here. Tax the rich. Fight fascism. *(spiritually if not technically)

What's the phrase I'm looking for? 🤔 Hmm, ah, well, um... 🧐 Oh, right! ☺️ "Don't threaten me with a good time!!!" 😃

I've worked remotely (for @lpitoday.bsky.social) for > 10 years now, so I don't have to worry about Houston Airports anymore (except in March!), but I can add this to the pile of reasons that I'm glad to be able to take @amtrak.com to my next work meeting!

Attn: @asrivkin.bsky.social

That inning had no runs, and only one on field death, so... into the 10th!

Please please please let ‘ol Vaseline Ears be the losing pitcher!

Repeating a classic.

Paging Joe Carter. Joe Carter to the front desk please.

Time to put on my costume and get trick-or-treating

Drama! Thrills! Comedy! Pathos! This thread has it all. Tune in for the amazing conclusion! Or not 😹

Biblical Stud vs. Christ Bros for the national championship

Perhaps one of the more important posts you'll read in a long time if you care about the future of space exploration. My (biased) tl;dr = the history of spaceflight suggests that gutting NASA tech dev (inc its science side!) may actually gut the future of the "commercial" space programs as well

My partner likes to remind people that the early success of SpaceX absolutely relied on NASA experimental engine designs that the government gave away for free. That's literally our job.

Breaking: It wasn't in fact Robert Plant's mama that he was going to make sweat and groove because of the way she move

This has to be one of the greatest gags in schism history

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Have they had a front page article about the pain felt by immigrants? By research scientists? By librarians? By trans people?

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

I'm just a lowly art historian, but in moments like these I always think back to one early sign of Trump's wanton, pointless destructiveness: his demolition of the priceless & irreplaceable Art Deco relief sculptures on facade of the Bonwit Teller building, which he tore down to build Trump Tower

History shows us what happens when corrupt Kings destroy palaces and temples to rebuild for their golden visions and it often ends in flames and looting and razing when they die, just speaking as an archaeologist here, nothing whatsoever to do with anything modern *clutches pearls*

This just in: #metrics

NO KINGS SINCE 1776! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Let’s keep it that way. @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @indivisible.org #NoKings

Seattle nerds go HARD

"The secret sauce has been poured down the drain," says David Draper, former Deputy Chief Scientist of NASA, over the recent firing or departure of 1000s of NASA employees, which will be catastrophic for the legacy of the US🇺🇸😖🚀 www.planetary.org/articles/400... h/t @floragraham.bsky.social 🧪

An example of Parcells' Law: "You are what your record says you are."

OMG Divine Intervention/Chaos in Milwaukee!! Two FORCE OUTS on a ball that nearly left the park to dead-center!! A Dodgers Wipeout!!

Shared courtesy of my Penn History colleague, Ben Nathans

"Another example of the antichrist in great works of art," continued Thiel, "is the masked terrorist who, no matter how many times he is foiled, continues his schemes." Thiel paused for effect then spoke slowly, his words carrying the weight of the world: "Swiper, no swiping. And yet he swipes."

Two things from the Pacific Northwest that I need right now: 1) Portland Frog Brigade bumper sticker (rondel). 2) Humpy the Salmon T-shirt.

Great work by my friend @kenjenkinsny.bsky.social. More public officials should stand up the way Ken has in Westchester.

This is like disbanding your military during World War Two. The Trump regime is firing many of the 2,540 employee of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) during the ongoing government shutdown. Why? CISA dismissed Trump’s allegations of voter fraud in the 2020 election.

OK just one more beer. What a game!!!

So here’s a thread in which a bunch of my friends in the same field as me describe their apparently mandatory spycraft training, and I’m wondering why *I’M* not getting spycraft training!!

ROTFLMAO!

They gave this guy “98”?!? He pitches like a “67”!