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Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @
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Marjorie James Keenan
about 6 hours ago
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Femi and the Foundation
about 6 hours ago
peak performance
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Danny
about 12 hours ago
There’s nothing that he enjoys more than not playing baseball.. and he will continue to do so in retirement
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Not saying the Pope is wrong here, but if we’re being honest, none of my homework stood in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.
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about 17 hours ago
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Attorney at LOL
about 17 hours ago
If it's an option for you, please consider buying food and goods from the linked list of brands!
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1920s female gangster named Ma Scarpone
about 17 hours ago
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David Rothschild
about 18 hours ago
Reporting from Boston papers makes it seem very plausible that Trump's Press Secretary had his paramilitary detain the mother of her nephew, because she was no longer romantically involved with her brother and he wanted her out of the picture.
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This is “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of not true. In ‘n’ Out should be at the bottom of this list, buried under 5 ft of Burger King. And Shake Shack is just pretentious Five Guys.
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about 18 hours ago
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donni saphire
4 days ago
We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon
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FFXnow doing its best pre-Thanksgiving “Onion” impression:
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about 20 hours ago
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Maureen Langloss
1 day ago
Here, have some cardinal-in-autumn vibes.
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Dana Stevens
1 day ago
At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
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andy™
1 day ago
i’m not sure how but this is real
antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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Erin Biba
1 day ago
My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
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Will Harris
1 day ago
No one: Oscar bait movie posters:
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Jerad Walker
1 day ago
And the most famous athlete in the Republic of Tajikistan? You guessed it. Stacy Compton.
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derek guy
1 day ago
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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Jason D. Salvagni
1 day ago
"You will be visited by three Spirits"
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The 51st
1 day ago
Ever been curious about how to start fishing in D.C.?
@samdelgado.bsky.social
got to know a few local anglers — and asked them to share some tips:
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'D.C. fishing is a culture': Meet some of the anglers casting into our rivers
We hit the banks of the Potomac and Anacostia with "Ernie the Hog Snatcher" and a host of other locals, who say fishing brings them peace, community, and fun.
https://51st.news/how-to-go-fishing-in-dc-potomac-anacostia-river/
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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️
1 day ago
Very intriguing study on a subject I have extensive personal experience with. 1. My main critique is that it doesn't reflect the ground condition that 90% of NIMBYing is done by around 5% of a population. 2. The predominant aesthetic category that is disliked is height—and 5 stories at that!
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When I win the lottery I am going to buy a pallet of pies just because.
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The Questionable Authority
1 day ago
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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I never should have asked the monkey’s paw what it would be like to have an insipid British tabloid-style newspaper in my hometown.
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2 days ago
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First the beer brewing school, now the rubber duck museum?!
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2 days ago
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Going to start signing briefs on a line-by-line basis, like an appellate panel split three ways.
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public health guy 🦃
2 days ago
really important advice for folks planning on ACA insurance
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Mitch Wolfe
2 days ago
Someone a few minutes ago just liked this Andor post by me from May, so I'm reposting it:
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The reason the invisible hand of the market is invisible is to facilitate picking your pocket.
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2 days ago
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The menswear guy has a lot of irons in the fire, but I’m sure he’ll get to this eventually. My money’s on something tapered, to highlight his athletic figure.
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The Best Fits For Kyle Tucker
Where is Kyle Tucker going to sign in free agency? MLB Trade Rumors breaks down the best fits for the free agent superstar outfielder.
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/the-best-fits-for-kyle-tucker.html
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Julia Is Moisturized, Unbothered, Not Asking for Money
3 days ago
the DOGE mission was fully accomplished a) destroy public service infrastructure b) steal everybody’s sensitive private information c) give Elon Musk a chance to act important
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Radley Balko
3 days ago
Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call. I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
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More like Nationals catching corpse, amirite?
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lauren
3 days ago
shameless self promotion plug, i have a baseball podcast
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
3 days ago
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0
3 days ago
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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flyingrodent
3 days ago
This one really is useful because you won’t see a more clear demonstration of one of the most damaging political phenomena of the era: the reactionary professional mind rejecting unacceptable reality, only able to process and comprehend it via something close to conspiracy theory.
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The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
3 days ago
Midwestern exorcist: Well that's not what ya want
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Thor Benson
4 days ago
Why stop there? Just move to Costa Rica or Portugal. They're cheaper. It's so simple
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Brendel
3 days ago
If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
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Razzball
3 days ago
In 2015, Bill Belichick’s gf was a freshman in high school
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Richard Staff
3 days ago
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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Lucy Rohden
4 days ago
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bring on the dancing turkeys
4 days ago
it's that time of year again
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Robert Black
4 days ago
You know, my dad tells me that some new Bach organ pieces were just discovered the other day That's right! New J.S. Bach dropped before Winds of Winter!
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1 out of every 100,000 “Why can’t we just…?” questions is a smart business innovation. The other 99,999 are crimes.
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Joyce Park
5 days ago
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Walk This Way
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Dare Obasanjo
4 days ago
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
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Dare Obasanjo
4 days ago
Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
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Margy O’Herron
5 days ago
Instead of hiring more immigration judges, the Department of Justice just posted an ad for "deportation judges."
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