This man has lived 5 years in Philadelphia, look what that city has done to him

FOX 59 in Indianapolis is reporting that the guy who stabbed Mark Sanchez in self defense is 69 YEARS OLD.

Victor Robles opened his media session by walking in and shouting HELLO MY FRIENDS and exited the room with THANK YOU MY FRIENDS

So bolstering the American manufacturing sector is bad now? I cannot keep up.

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Lmaooooo

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Reposted with alt text. Also, from a cursory look, this appears to basically be true, which is pretty funny. Philosophers... debate.

Inside you there are two Frank Grillos.

[Tyler Cowen]: Ok, but is she still… y’know… unsullied?

this would be an all-time stupid canary in the coal mine bsky.app/profile/will...

People are really going to have to abandon the fiction around a bunch of good cops showing up to save the day.

chat, is it good when the CEO decides to change the site's moderation because she got ratioed twice after trying (and failing) to dunk on critics?

They say beer is recession-proof but they never said anything about $23 four-packs of blowout juice

I know this isn’t really the main takeaway but lol these fat nazi fucks are using a ladder to climb over a 4-foot fence

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In the interest of full disclosure it is a Tumblr Nazi porn scandal

If someone says out loud ~“it’s okay or good to lie”~ know that that person obviously thinks it’s okay or good to lie to you. You should block them and disbelieve anything they say because they have completely given up the pretense of even striving for good faith

Let’s pretend we have a freeish and fairish election in ‘26 and dems win bigly with the current crop of spineless wonders we have now do we think everyone who lost just goes back to being normal and respecting the leadership skills of Schumer? Why does no one have a step 2

Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen

anybody got a line on uva professors' reactions/organized responses to this (if any)?

Boy folks in Ohio haven’t been this upset about a guy named Hunter since [25 red laser dots appear on my forehead] uh oh

a reminder that this is Tyler Cowen

It baaaaack. "Just like a toppled confederate general forced back onto a public square, the Donald Trump Jeffrey Epstein statue has risen from the rubble to stand gloriously on the National Mall once again," the group Secret Handshake tells @huffpost.com.

jfc @kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag: richmond.com/news/state-r...

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

I want everyone in DC who traffics in insidery access journalism to know that this is what your incomprehensible, insular and unimportant “news” reads like to the average person.

A new READ THE COLUMN for a new age

This is the part where the bad guy explains his evil scheme to the Pope instead of just dropping him into the shark tank.

"The royals loved the show. Everyone was happy. The people that were doing the festival were thrilled." -- Bill Burr on the Riyadh Comedy Festival

An “immigration judge” is not an actual judge in the judicial branch. They are a DOJ employee. As Judge Young, an actual judge, made clear in one of the truly essential parts of his Tuesday ruling. www.lawdork.com/p/judge-will...

Bloodsport (1988)

How great is Gremlins 2 by the way? I think about that movie all the time. The surreal randomness of it feels both nostalgic in a classic Looney Tunes way but also hyper modern like something that would need 20 years of internet jokes to exist

I’m a middle-aged suburbanite with kids and a mortgage and I am more hardcore than Stephen Miller.

Playoff baseball is great because it inspires fans to say things like “I swear to God if they can’t get the third out here I’ll just go down and do it myself” and “If that jackass [manager] puts [bench player] in to pinch hit I’m going to fire bomb an animal shelter”.

It's day one of Trump and Republicans’ government shutdown. I know these are difficult times, but I’m working to find a solution for Virginians. Here’s what’s happening: youtube.com/shorts/k9pmy...

i joke b/c it's easier than crying but it is genuinely tragic—and so reflective of life in the era of the big tech robber barons—to see bezos take an institution like the WaPo, something that aspired towards (and sometimes achieved) our highest collective ideals for democracy, and just wreck it.

If the Democrats cannot make electoral hay out of a billionaire using tax money to build himself a ballroom while working Americans lose health coverage, then I leave my countrymen to enjoy their chains.

Can’t have distilled spirits without a good monster mash

let the gourd times roll

NEXT ARRIVES THE HOUR OF LIGHT SNACK AND RETURN SOME EMAILS. THEN SOX-YANKEES.

🎶 Twinkle twinkle Orange Clown Oversaw the Fed shut down 🎶

🎵Jennifer's body lies a-mouldering in the grave Her soul goes marching on🎵

[giant neon FUCKED WITH THE BAG sign over SCOTUS building starts buzzing loudly]

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