"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

peak performance

There’s nothing that he enjoys more than not playing baseball.. and he will continue to do so in retirement

Not saying the Pope is wrong here, but if we’re being honest, none of my homework stood in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.

If it's an option for you, please consider buying food and goods from the linked list of brands!

1920s female gangster named Ma Scarpone

Reporting from Boston papers makes it seem very plausible that Trump's Press Secretary had his paramilitary detain the mother of her nephew, because she was no longer romantically involved with her brother and he wanted her out of the picture.

This is “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of not true. In ‘n’ Out should be at the bottom of this list, buried under 5 ft of Burger King. And Shake Shack is just pretentious Five Guys.

We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon

FFXnow doing its best pre-Thanksgiving “Onion” impression:

Here, have some cardinal-in-autumn vibes.

At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.

No one: Oscar bait movie posters:

And the most famous athlete in the Republic of Tajikistan? You guessed it. Stacy Compton.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

"You will be visited by three Spirits"

Ever been curious about how to start fishing in D.C.? @samdelgado.bsky.social got to know a few local anglers — and asked them to share some tips:

Very intriguing study on a subject I have extensive personal experience with. 1. My main critique is that it doesn't reflect the ground condition that 90% of NIMBYing is done by around 5% of a population. 2. The predominant aesthetic category that is disliked is height—and 5 stories at that!

When I win the lottery I am going to buy a pallet of pies just because.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

I never should have asked the monkey’s paw what it would be like to have an insipid British tabloid-style newspaper in my hometown.

First the beer brewing school, now the rubber duck museum?!

Going to start signing briefs on a line-by-line basis, like an appellate panel split three ways.

really important advice for folks planning on ACA insurance

Someone a few minutes ago just liked this Andor post by me from May, so I'm reposting it:

The reason the invisible hand of the market is invisible is to facilitate picking your pocket.

The menswear guy has a lot of irons in the fire, but I’m sure he’ll get to this eventually. My money’s on something tapered, to highlight his athletic figure.

the DOGE mission was fully accomplished a) destroy public service infrastructure b) steal everybody’s sensitive private information c) give Elon Musk a chance to act important

Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call. I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.

More like Nationals catching corpse, amirite?

shameless self promotion plug, i have a baseball podcast

if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

This one really is useful because you won’t see a more clear demonstration of one of the most damaging political phenomena of the era: the reactionary professional mind rejecting unacceptable reality, only able to process and comprehend it via something close to conspiracy theory.

Midwestern exorcist: Well that's not what ya want

Why stop there? Just move to Costa Rica or Portugal. They're cheaper. It's so simple

If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.

In 2015, Bill Belichick’s gf was a freshman in high school

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

it's that time of year again

You know, my dad tells me that some new Bach organ pieces were just discovered the other day That's right! New J.S. Bach dropped before Winds of Winter!

1 out of every 100,000 “Why can’t we just…?” questions is a smart business innovation. The other 99,999 are crimes.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Walk This Way

I think Claude Code has achieved AGI

Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.

Instead of hiring more immigration judges, the Department of Justice just posted an ad for "deportation judges." join.justice.gov