Gonna be interesting to see what HIS crimes were. www.nbcnewyork.com/new-york-cit...

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worth noting of course that all these people throwing a tantrum about the abandonment of masculine values are part of a movement centered on a lazy, soft old man who has never faced adversity, constantly whines about how everyone is unfair to him, does not keep his word, and assaults women

Got to see Nina Simone live. Stomped on stage in trainers, fur coat and carrying a Tesco bag and the first words she said to the audience: “I’m not going to play any song that damn white men stole from me.” If anyone ever wanted a lesson in not pandering, that was it.

holy shit

Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry

You will all feel the three pointless levels of ultimate wrath.

Then he should guillotine them.

Same energy

Born a prick, still a prick.

A friendlier, fleecier fascist is still a fascist.

"TRUMP WASN'T ON THE BALLOT"

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Knowing that he woke up every morning terrified of the people whose asses he was attached to like a remora, and knowing that he woke up knowing that it did absolutely nothing for him is pretty great.

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My advice to you, Bill, is to walk into the sea.

At the end of the work day on Monday I was standing outside my building with a hammer, waiting for some asshole to come at me (I did this bc I was massively triggered by a shooter hoax). Today, I go in feeling... if not hope, then as close to it as I can come.

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

The inertia of the entire American political system in 2025 is such that ANY attempt any meaningful reform is almost doomed to fail, but meaningful reform can happen if we ignore power and their lackies telling us it must fail. Mamdani's must be the first of many many attempts. It can happen.

Analysis | Losses by Spanberger, Sherrill, and Mamdani would be devastating for Democrats. Wins could be even worse.

DAD LEVEL UNLOCKED: just said “well that’s fan-fucking-tastic” to a medical specialist upon being informed that as far as they can tell, whatever problems I’m having ain’t on their lookout.

Trump just defied two judges and took complete ownership of the SNAP emergency in a single post.

Factcheck: bad vibes are way off the chart in Salinas

I considered just posting this, but I'm saving it for W.

Fantastic album, played it a bunch on my show.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

This is what Trumpism is. The state of mind where assholes ride another asshole for being a pussy, who is defended in court by graduates of the Hulk Hogan School of Performative Law.

The sentence "Continue to RUN-HIDE-FIGHT." that is in a chyron at the top of my UVA monitor is making me irrationally angry.

the target is: journalism

Stay away from Central Grounds and especially Shannon Library, apparently there is an active attacker with a gun tooling around.

This is just to say I have removed the compost that was in the goddamn fridge and which you were probably saving for god knows what Fuck you You can’t use the fridge anymore It’s too clean and fuck you

Democrats can keep hunting for The Blueprint for winning candidates who know what The People want. Or they can adopt election rules that foster competition and let vision and ambition do the rest.

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No no, we can find a middle ground.

This is just to say I have removed the compost that was in the goddamn fridge and which you were probably saving for god knows what Fuck you You can’t use the fridge anymore It’s too clean and fuck you

OK but how's his dick. Is it as big as Arnie's?

This is true and I hate it 24/7.

Chicago Auxiliary Bishop José María Garcia-Maldonado at ICE detention facility: “Being here is an act of holiness…soon we will seek access to the facility to bring the Eucharist to our brothers and sisters; if they say no again, we will keep praying.”

Amazing action happening on the Charlottesville downtown mall now!

Dude shared, on his own website, this picture of himself.

You know who likes 'dislike' functions? Assholes. So if you want to up the asshole population on Bsky, by all means, cater to them.

France should have kept its language at home then.