*falling to my knees in the rain, tearing at my garments, prostrating myself in humble submission* Almighty God, is my life but a bit to you? Am I simply a guy you’ve created to be mad at, Heavenly Father?

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walking my dog in my neighborhood: this could use some more hills walking my dog around my mom’s house: oh god please no more up and down hills I am dying alive

let’s see if a couple chili cheese dogs from pennsylvania’s finest gas station and a two by four of spicy michelada can chase these blues away

I did the thing where an event in the future was stressing me out so I didn’t think about it/forgot about it and now it’s here and I’m both stressed AND unprepared

I will never save a draft. I will either show it to you all or I will flush it, that is the standard

Software Piracy. Byte Magazine, May 1981. Cover by Robert Tinney.

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THE LAST BOY SCOUT (Scott, 1991)

10 Feb 2026

sparked the j right as they were coming out of drums/space and into dear mr fantasy 😎

“eat a chip, eat a chip, eat a chip!” - my child, while jumping up and down, demanding another red hot potato chip

the way conan just stands up and starts walking away

1994 Mitsubishi Delica Star Wagon Turbodiesel 4×4 5-Speed at No Reserve

09 Feb 2026

marriott hotel, daytona beach, florida, 1990

I thought the one of those dipshit brothers that was fighting tomato cans until he got his shit rocked was the same one doing sports entertainment and the other one was just like, doing something else. everything I know about them has been forced upon me

All men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness. Be sure of this, O young ambition, all mortal greatness is but disease.

clanging and banging and listening to thin lizzy before six am baybee

I have several bags ready for the compost bin that is buried under fifty-seven inches of snow right now

I shall let it abide here till the White Whale is dead

RONIN (Frankenheimer, 1998)

I thought maybe the 4k feed wouldn’t have commercials but those chintzy bastards at kabletown gotta pinch every penny

why does my man look like he’s about to die in the crossfire between chow yun-fat and like seven other dudes? no better tomorrows for this guy

I like the little baby luge camera drone that they all outrun after a half a minute

NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie

CARTOON/XMEN1.GIF

back on my bullshit

I’d like the jokes about the emo ice agent if he didn’t look exactly like what every JSOC assassin who isn’t a giant ‘roid freak looks like. that dude is probably there to dissolve bodies in drums

“the cure for doomerism is to get more involved” I get up at zero five to get my workout in before the kid wakes up, then I am on duty or in support until around seven at night and by then I don’t have much bandwidth for anything beyond a couple tokes and an episode of rockford files 🤷‍♂️

chicken sign, el paso, texas, 1979

“The ship! The hearse!—the second hearse!” cried Ahab from the boat; “its wood could only be American!”

people who are unfamiliar with the sport of professional wrestling judge its fans by the people who only watch the stamford based product, and the people who only watch that ARE dumbassed rednecks

I said, give me your money, all of it, and don't fuck with me!

tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine and the silver will turn to gold

we at last came to something which there was no mistaking

not necessarily my favorites but these are the aforementioned westerns. also got “the searchers” on there, which is an all-timer

I’m not gonna go looking for that top dad movies post, but I am recording both a randolph scott western AND a gary cooper one today

as a child in the eighties, judging adult life via commercials, I thought the most pressing issue was being sure that you’re getting enough fiber, and you know what that was totally correct

forgot about this b plot where lemon gets fred armisen accidentally sent to a prison camp. problematic. fred armisen should be imprisoned on purpose, with due process

And damn me, Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!

I should take some medicine for my ailments. the original medicine. gin.

hell yeah

and I am using the plural by choice because he had a nazi tattoo covered up by another fucking nazi tattoo and then told me he thought I was fucking stupid.

1951 Ford 8N Tractor at No Reserve