one foot in the grave
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this again? yinzer in a strange land (new england)
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reintroduction: ten years ago I was a member of a crack commando unit, sentenced to prison for a crime we did not commit. we promptly escaped the maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground and now make our living as soldiers of fortune…
over 2 years ago
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Moby Dick
about 10 hours ago
God help thee, old man, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee
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I hate this fucking football team
about 23 hours ago
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Ian Riccaboni
about 23 hours ago
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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she’s not one but I know therapy dogs are real because watching a shit-ass steelers game is tolerable when I’m petting her
about 23 hours ago
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tracker is temu reacher
about 1 year ago
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this shitty, frequently flooded parking lot is high key one of the most beautiful spots in the city
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1 day ago
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which of the quarterbacks that I viscerally hate will my team start in forty-five minutes? it’s the question everyone is asking! I don’t care! I might not even watch!
1 day ago
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PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING
2 days ago
I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
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the california (pa) vulcans? in victory formation? in a playoff game?
2 days ago
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I hate that the machine drawn animation is getting good enough that I’m having a hard time distinguishing it from regular dogshit animation
2 days ago
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getting stoned like an old testament prophet, watching a college football game in which I have absolutely zero rooting interest, and listening to a dead show from the late eighties. if this isn’t nice I don’t know what is
2 days ago
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got that good leaf mould scent today
2 days ago
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cow tools daily
2 days ago
cow tools like and share if u agree
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I’m not paying for it, does he get rid of the bamboo?
2 days ago
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KAFUI 🇬đź‡
7 months ago
Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem
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captain don’s habitat, bonaire, netherlands antilles
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3 days ago
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they are when I’m doing them, and I’m real good at it
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3 days ago
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sven ole thorson
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3 days ago
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*shang tsung voice* it has begun!
3 days ago
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Art bot
4 days ago
Allegheny Uprising, by Billy Al Bengston American, 1934-2022 1970 More info:
https://www.artic.edu/artworks/36936
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Frog and Toad Bot
4 days ago
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
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Moby Dick
4 days ago
Cannibals? who is not a cannibal?
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Bring a Trailer
5 days ago
351-Powered, Safari-Style 1973 Ford Mustang SportsRoof
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351-Powered, Safari-Style 1973 Ford Mustang SportsRoof
Bid for the chance to own a 351-Powered, Safari-Style 1973 Ford Mustang SportsRoof at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #221,153.
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🎶working with my feet ten feet from a beer🎶
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6 days ago
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot
6 days ago
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wasting money on hot, trainwreck women is admirable behavior by a rich guy, to me
6 days ago
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Bring a Trailer
6 days ago
1984 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS
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1984 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS
Bid for the chance to own a 1984 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #221,005.
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if she really wants to disappear from public life she could start overland hiking. I hear the appalachian trail is nice
6 days ago
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the ira: lord mountbatten :: ??? : prince chedward
7 days ago
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Moby Dick
7 days ago
these scraps are called “fritters”; which, indeed, they greatly resemble, being brown and crisp, and smelling something like old Amsterdam housewives’ dough-nuts
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I have lived a hundred lifetimes in this half of football. I feel like one of those vampires that are extremely ready to die
8 days ago
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both the dolphins and the commandos seem committed to getting this game finished in time for the siesta
8 days ago
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standing in front of the sink drinking some of that cool cool water like eddie money sang about
9 days ago
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is it too early to change into soft clothes?
9 days ago
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turning off the football and taking the opportunity to be drunk and sad about todd snider instead was a good idea
9 days ago
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no but for real this time
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9 days ago
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this is the sort of game that has usually been played on sundays in that stadium (absolutely and completely dog-assed)
9 days ago
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Moby Dick
9 days ago
And if you be a philosopher, though seated in the whale-boat, you would not at heart feel one whit more of terror
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I don’t want to be around anymore
9 days ago
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yeah I might go lie down
9 days ago
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it’s noon and I’m drinking rye whiskey, hail to pitt
9 days ago
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it’s going to be so funny (read:not at all funny) when stupid yinzers get what they’re asking for and bob sells the team… to the consortium that is going to move it to charlotte or nashville. sell the team < seize the team
9 days ago
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he was born in the suburbs and hasn’t lived in the metro area since he was nineteen. his accent is a put on. he’s from indianapolis now
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9 days ago
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I hope everyone has a good time making sure mcafee has a bad time
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9 days ago
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I’m going to miss gameday and some of the beginning of the game because I will be attending a preschool open house
10 days ago
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dacha nekraskova is a haunted castle used by rasputin in the hellboy comics
10 days ago
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I’m gonna need two or three other guys but I could teach us how to drive and fight this thing
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11 days ago
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Daily Squibs
12 days ago
48 HRS. (Hill, 1982)
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actual heathcliff comics
13 days ago
11 Nov 2025
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Moby Dick
13 days ago
better is it to perish in that howling infinite, than be ingloriously dashed upon the lee
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