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my dad has cousins like this, they grew up in the fifties and sixties when the browns were on top. they’re almost all very strange now

bought a new moka pot that produces over one half cup of espresso, pray for me

A tribute to the 2025 Pittsburgh Pirates

why is every bar in state college one hundred feet below the surface of the earth?

I’m nostalgic for 2002 because my life at the delta house was indistinguishable from that of a sunset strip rocker in 1984, just a revolving door of coke, booze, and women, but your thing about big box stores is cool too, I guess

if you are in your thirties or forties and you have major issues with either what your parents or other people did to you when you were in high school that’s on you now, you are making active decisions to carry that shit with you. let it go

gibbering insanity

While his one live leg made lively echoes along the deck, every stroke of his dead limb sounded like a coffin-tap.

tom brady is so bad at the physical act of speaking, it’s insane

they should sell two packs of beer, I don’t want six beers, I want two beers, the perfect number of beers

I wish they sold sunday ticket week-to-week, I would pay twenty to thirty dollars to watch a non patriots game right now

that ugly, awful game is what we deserve for playing non gaelic football in croke park

Why this strife of the chase? why weary, and palsy the arm at the oar, and the iron, and the lance? how the richer or better is Ahab now?

!!!

what other historical events have happened at croke park? what other ones?

picksburgh

I have five bottles of awful guinness export that I bought during college football week zero but I got sick the day after I drank the one and now my mind has connected the two things. need to just go dump em in the compost or something

Cobra Commander 🫡 https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1993-ford-mustang-svt-cobra-141/

the commercials situation on the football broadcast is bleak. I am seriously considering giving this up. like, a tv show tells you who it thinks you are with the commercials it shows you and I do not want to be the person who is receptive to these messages

guess I gotta go to the store

losing to a guy named miller moss. fuckin’ stan lee ass name

it’s not real pitt tailgating unless it’s under a highway overpass

the nuclear midnight clock but it’s counting down to when I drive to new hampshire to buy a pack of menthols (it is 11:58)

I need you all to know, if I ever stop posting here, it’s not because I’m posting on the other app. (unless you’re one of the 5k people using the other other app, I will still be there until it stops functioning entirely)

don't view this one from too close unless you want to be covered in fluids

The ivory Pequod was turned into what seemed a shamble; every sailor a butcher.

24 Sep 2025

I looked at my clout number and forgot it already. absurd. my account is terrible and I don’t understand why anyone follows it

south oakland today if dave wannstedt was still coach

Happy Rapture Day for all who celebrate!

this, a tropical print button down shirt, boat shoes, and just the tiniest fuckin’ khaki shorts you’ve ever seen in your life

1970 International Harvester Scout 800A 4×4

I would dress like dennis hopper in waterworld and it would be sick as hell

pearl jam’s vs. but the tape has the album title as “five against one”

getting murdered by police, not because of some sort of civil disobedience, but because I simply can’t stop holding the dog’s flexi lead like a pistol. it feels like a pistol in my hand! I can’t not hold it properly!

I didn’t see the hood and trunk when I grabbed this and thought was like an alligator sort of deal, but this is better, frankly

“what will we do with the drunken sailor? I used to just let bobby recruit those ones”

haha suck it vrabel

at a deserted friday’s, drinking a stupid pumpkin beer, the sound for the game isn’t even on, it’s perfect

I’m preparing for a camping trip with just the dog, and we got a new tent that will fit the whole family next season, but I might need to readjust my own spartan tendencies when it comes to packing or that tent is gonna look hella empty

my team is in town to play the local team but my television is broken and I hate both teams and I think I might hate professional football in its entirety. might go for a walk in the woods

if someone could point me to an illicit football stream that works on mobile I would be infinitely grateful

Goon (2012); Goon: Messiah (2015); Children of Goon (2017); God Emperor of Goon (2020); Heretics of Goon (2023); Chapterhouse: Goon (2026)

“denzel… boston…” is me trying to remember the name of the equalizer

me, looking at any calendar

this would fix me