he is risen

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

And shout out to the Tampa Bay Rowdies fans in the stands who got the Pay the Players chants over whatever music and mic lowering Sporing Jax tried to start the 2nd half.

90 + 5' | CONWAY FINDS THE NET FOR THE GAME WINNER!!!!!! #JAXvTBR | 0-1

Didn't know until yesterday that you could animate these...

It’s a good day for mini Lego American soccer stadiums.

This is some supreme lower division soccer nerdery, but I finished engineering a mini Lego Al Lang Stadium (home of the Tampa Bay Rowdies in USL). Something I've wanted to do for years. These are just renders, next is actually building it (hopefully will round up the parts in the next few weeks).

“ah shit, here we go again”

#wosoc fans, what kind of stuff do you like to see? What is #gainbridgesuperleague not giving you? What's your favorite stat to shitpost about? Feed me requests and I can see what I can make happen. #usl #usls #sportsanalytics #sickos

Even the free fan fests for the World Cup will have premium areas you have to pay for because god forbid FIFA leaves a dollar on the table or there be a truly communal experience

man if I was a celebrity I’d be so good at the Jeopardy for us

Honestly, Hair Pulls in women's soccer need a hockey rule. If the victim wants to square up. Let em.

Absolutely nuts to me that this happened near the 4th official, the near-side AR, in a game with VAR and it was just like...ah well

I have no love for Chelsea or Arsenal, so as a neutral that was wild and obvious at an important moment. Ridiculous.

i never liked the world cup anyways

Fox airing this ad after those penalties is A Choice.

Gianluigi Donnarumma has been Italy's No. 1 keeper for 8 years. He's won a Champions League title, 4 Ligue 1 titles, a half-dozen other cups and countless individual honors... even a Euro title. And he's never played in a World Cup. He was *15* the last time Italy was in it. Absolutely insane.

At least someone here is doing some real root cause problem solving. Get FIGC on the phone, stat.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP JOHN STRONG

I *BET* Tonali is glad to put that one behind him

the buzzkill when you're watching a thrilling high-stakes soccer match and all of a sudden Alexi Lalas is talking

Penalties. Fitting I suppose.

Tampa Bay Rowdies continue to press all the right buttons. Peyton believes Dom Casciato has been the best manager in the division through the first month. From this week’s This League! tactics board. Full segment below. 📺 tinyurl.com/4t3v8u5s 🎙️ tinyurl.com/3ywd3ukf ➡️ tinyurl.com/wcrtas45

The diametrical vibes between the Italian baseball team and the Italian soccer team are insane.

GODDAMMIT ITALY WHY ARE WE SO BROKEN

madone...dammit Italy

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

First time since July 2024 that Tampa Bay has won three league games in a row. It is the club's best ever three game start to a season since 2021. The Rowdies are back. #USL

Good morning Tampa Bay Rowdies

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Unbelievable

WOW DUKE HOLY SHIT

I didn’t even know a 25 day contract was a thing.

In contrast all of the public transportation including rail at the Women’s World Cup in New Zealand/Australia was FREE

Feel like the fact that World Cup 26 gear is already in Marshall’s is kind of a perfect metaphor for the state of things.

Shit is pretty bleak right now. We need a new kind of cheese

Inside your garage there are two wolves #F1

Bosnia upset Wales. This couldn’t have worked out better for Italy, which is exactly why they’ll lose it.

Holy shit what a strike

Yo, Fubo TV are pieces of shit for this, $20 a fucking game. Also UEFA are pieces of shit for doing business with FOX who sucks and has no infrastructure so they had to sub out the rights to these games. No Italy for me today.

some people say this is a politics website, other people say this is a sports website, but I believe that it is a comedy website

I was working on a post for @mnaurorafc.bsky.social ‘s 5th season about the branding process and totally forgot some BANGERS that didn’t even make the final vote

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Postgame fit aura. 📷 X/ryangreeneDNVR

The IOC has announced a trans and intersex athlete ban requiring an invasive SRY genetic test for female athletes. In the 20+ years trans women were eligible, only one ever competed and none ever medaled. This is solving for a problem that doesn't exist. www.nbcnews.com/sports/olymp...

Choo Choo 🚂

The irony of April 1 being the final chance at World Cup tickets is not lost on me.

"I knew I was in for a new adventure" A new documentary charting Rowdies legend Clyde Best's trailblazing career as one of England's first black stars will screen in Tampa Bay this May. 🗞️ bit.ly/3NFms3u