the tortoise lives, as per helena horton at the guardian

My palms are sweaty already

Is gaus on a perfect game atm

This is one world Cup Italy might be okay missing

Pope to Vance: "keep looking"

March 2026. Khamenei is now master of Hormuz. Only the British fleet stands in his way Straits are now battlefields

"Hegseth’s broker at Morgan Stanley contacted BlackRock in February about making a multimillion-dollar investment in the asset manager’s Defense Industrials Active ETF, the people said, shortly before the US launched military action against Tehran."

I hadn't read the Martian but I did read Project Hail Mary and the earth chapters were especially ridiculous, a sort of manic middle schoolers idea of how international politics works.

HOLY SHIT UCONN

This is going to light such a fire under the massive population of 25-year-olds who could afford a yacht but didn't want one until they saw two-time U.S. Open champion Carlos Alcaraz sailing the seven seas

Competitive authortian looking a lot less competitive

Cal Raleigh is 0-for-7 with 7 strikeouts. Ass toward enemy

The US military is really really ready and number one in the world for a kind of warfare that no longer exists.

I know we all predicted Russia 2018 and Qatar 2022 were going to be disasters (the death toll for Qatar WAS a disaster regardless of the tournament itself), but the Trump admin seems dead set on ensuring this WC is a total and complete mess.

Salah was a star, fans are fickle, so is football, memento mori.

Mohamed Salah is top for goals and assists per 90 minutes. Origi tucked in between Hunt and Dalglish. Jota and Nunez among Owen and Fowler. Crouch level with Rush. Numbers.

Given the western media is barely reporting this, it seems Lebanese lives matter as much as Palestinian, Iranian, and Yemeni lives. There must be some sort of pattern in there...

The worst thing about social media is that I would agree with this but as soon as you do people suddenly assume you're one of these KHive blue heart emoji types. Like I'm not your ally because I too find online tankie weirdos insufferable.

I read about 5 minutes of climate news today and already planning my appointment with MAID

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

UN rights office says more than 36,000 Palestinians forcibly displaced in a year due to Israeli settler, army violence.

Pasta la baseball baby

Amazing that we have no RAM because of a company that doesn't even know what the fuck it's doing

The strait is OPEN!

lebron got drafted 8 months after this episode

Congratulations to best picture winner One Battle After Another

There the fuck is Wallace!

That was embarrassing

Lionel Richie the only presenter who knows how to do it with class.

John Williams fist score was for a Nova Scotia tourist film!

I can't.

My 12 year old immediately caught the Grey Gardens reference. She's a cinephile man.

This show is a chaotic mess

ANOTHER NFB WIN!!! 🇨🇦

Oscars so stripped down feeling lmao. Also awkwardly produced. Man Hollywood has really lost all the aura.

PLAY THE MUSIC

Teyana my beloved 😭

Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris.

Some First Nations are challenging Carney’s resource-extraction plans to strengthen Canadian economy from US threats.

CNN: Breaking news concerning several major airports in the DC area. There's currently a ground stop. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says the FAA is working to address the source of a strong odor at an air traffic control facility which services those airports

I simply cannot believe this. I refuse to believe this.

I can’t laugh or meme these people because they made USAID cuts that are currently killing dozens of people - almost a hundred - every single day. Every single day. And I despair of and despise the self-centredness that continues to create this cruelty.

The kind of main character syndrome that would give you the balls to call your publication The Editorial Board.

More like Katherine Heil-gl amirite