Truly though, fuck everyone who voted for this. And you *did* vote for this regardless of your excuses.

Was doing some digging on the Cleveland MLSNP/USL competing stadium bids, and reading through the requests for state funding from the OH sports/cultural fund I noticed this item. Wasn't aware there was an active Toledo USL project - much less trying to get $20M for a stadium.

I will say, having just finished FF16 (which was amazing, btw), it does a pretty nice job of blending this. You are in fact the chosen one and you have to kill god to - not really save the world, but free yourselves to build a new one on the rubble. But also, the aristocracy must be dismantled.

The Riverhounds really came with the fucking heat this year. All three of these are FILTHY!

I love lower-league soccer, and there are some great success stories - Vermont among them. Saying it is 'thriving' not three days after Tormenta folds two weeks before their season is a wild thing. The majority of lower-league clubs are like Tormenta, not Vermont.

This continues to be incredibly useful as a fan of an MLS club to keep up with other clubs and happenings. I'd have no idea about non-#NYCFC stuff without something like this.

This trend is interesting, think we've seen it in the Premier League too. It'd be cool to see more analysis but my gut says it's a bad idea — the goal threat from counters is usually an order of magnitude less than on the initial set piece

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Not a single MLS GM could think of a reason other than age and salary that they might not want to sign Cristiano Ronaldo

Why do you have to make my call with the president POLITICAL Stop inserting POLITICS into my party with the FBI Director My boys trip with the secretary of defense has nothing to do with POLITICS Since when is it POLITICAL to rub the vice presidents tummy and give him a little smooch

"He was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers." Me when I see a single motherfucker wearing these fuckass glasses

Julian Hall of #RBNY has been named the MLS Player of the Matchday for Matchday 1 in 2026! Hall won both the fan and media vote this weekend.

The USL is desperate to enact pro/rel to grow its fanbase, but the league office offers little support to its clubs once the expansion checks clear. No revenue sharing, and an average of two clubs folding each offseason for a decade. So cynical to drop this update 2-3 weeks before kickoff.

Confirms their forfeit of their Open Cup match vs. FC America CFL Spurs. They are the 3rd pro team to forfeit an USOC match in the last 4 years. This also puts FC America CFL Spurs at a big advantage for winning the $50,000 prize for furthest advancing Open Division team. #USOC2026

No #NYCFC representation on MLS' Team of the Matchday for matchday one, deservedly. Would have to be Mercau if anyone, but that'd be a stretch.

Confirmation of South Georgia Tormenta's departure from USL1 - at least for 2026. Hard to see a path back in general though, guess you never know.

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Completely the correct call to overturn that red, but good lord this ref crew is a disaster so far tonight.

Jesus christ dude, we've really gotten so far away from "clear and obvious" it's comical. Also that is in no way a red card.

Holy fuck what hustle and then a pinpoint cross from Paul Rothrock to make that goal

You become a contender by taking points on the road. A bail out of a draw with a pretty anemic offense, but a good defensive showing after that blitz of a goal. But you take those on the road. #NYCFC

The Athletic fires journalists but hires freelancers who say media shouldn’t do their job. It sounds more like someone trying to look good to Lionel Messi, Inter Miami, & Major League Soccer than cover the league. Btw, the terms of my media credential for Red Bull New York do not say that.

Keaton is back! Glad to see him return from these leg clot issues. #NYCFC

Penalty was the right call, Nico converts easy. However, this is still a bailout for an utterly anemic NYCFC attack. It does not bode well at all. #NYCFC

I mean Nico clearly had position and he was clearly dragged down from a player entirely behind him, not sure how that's not a penalty. #NYCFC

61% possession. 0.19 xG. 3 shots. None on target. Get used to a lot of this from NYCFC until Martinez is back and there's an actual scoring threat. #NYCFC

This team does not look good so far. It was baffling to see pundits rating them so highly when they'll be without their best defender and best attacker (for a while) and no major additions #NYCFC

This outlet has a few writers I really respect & when I call out the pub, I don't mean them. Cyd has built up so much undeserved goodwill in the queer sports community simply bc he was one of the first in the space & I really wish he would step down before he squanders what's left of it.

Very curious what the ref has to say to the pool reporters about this one.

Emil Forsberg showing Julian Hall more attention than his own kids. Not the step-father, the father who stepped up.

Good GOD 😭

It’s a risky strategy, Forsberg tends not to show up around kids

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It's genuinely pretty sad, what's happening to Tormenta. Their owner really didn't do anything wrong. He's a local guy, who wanted to do something special and meaningful in his community. The academy is great. This is just how hard it is to run lower-league soccer here. It's brutal financially.

BREAKING: per multiple sources, South Georgia Tormenta will not be fielding a team in 2026. Signed players to enter a draft, or take severance pay.

Confirmation from @leagueoneupdater.com, who's been on this the entire way. USL1 original Tormenta FC is dead. What happens with their 17 contracted players is TBD - either a dispersion draft or 3-months severance. beyondthe90.substack.com/p/south-geor...

For the record, if I'm MLS and I'm watching USL flounder with their D2 CBA, having D3 clubs fold two weeks before kickoff, etc. I am reaching out to every USLC team and making overtures for a D2 league between MLSNP and MLS. In fact, I'm sure they already are, but I'd be ramping it up heavy.

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the 2026 mls season begins today, reply with the player you have an unreasonably large amount of stock i'll go first: dje d'avilla

Ope, not a great sign, Bob!

Mixed things, likely more to find out today - some things saying they may fold, some that they may take this year off and return, some that the league will be able to step in and get them through 2026 before revoking the franchise a la Northern Colorado. All up in the air.

Gutted for Alphonso Davies, who was forced off the field with an apparent injury in the 50th minute today. Less than 4 months away from the World Cup, he is still working his way back to his previous level after his ACL tear. #CANMNT

And, by the way, this would also mean that FC America CFL Spurs of the UPSL would reach the second round of the USOC due to Tormenta forfeiting. CC: @thecup.us

Lot of smoke seeming like fire around Tormenta FC folding two weeks before the USL League One season. Just brutal. Looking briefly through the current CBA for L1, it seems like non-'for cause' terminations require paying 45-days of salary within 14 days of termination. That's all players get.

This is super sick by the way, first few days have been great - it's exactly the type of thing I'm looking for in terms of quick, digestible hits of news across the league, helps keep me up-to-date on clubs I don't follow.

Just by the way, any club not doing this is fucking dumb given how much of American soccer fandom has migrated over here. Of any sport, soccer clubs should be lining up to be here.

BREAKING

I cannot believe it, those scores were insane. But Alysia Liu's performance earned that gold, she was incredible today. I feel so, so much for Sakamoto in her final run and for Nakai, but what composure from the 17-year-old after that. She's comforting Sakamoto, and Liu is comforting them both.

And the women’s team: - the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China - the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character - the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)