Made a quiche. I have always been terrible at shaping the crust, but it smells and tastes right

holy shit, I just saw this picture and now I'm pregnant

HEARTWARMING: I had a really good cocktail a few weeks (a month?) ago, but I couldn't remember what it was. I knew it was bourbon-forward, but that doesn't really narrow it down, you know? So the bartender and I played the game "what would you make me?" and tada!

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

Happy entering the town of Twin Peaks day to all those who celebrate.

counterpoint: all hockey goals are flukey goals

smdh, Nebraska out here chasing popularity, building a statue of "Chef Boyardee" (a guy from Cleveland) when a real true blue American hero (Reuben Kulakofsky, the guy who invented The Reuben Sandwich) is from Omaha

I'm planning dinner tomorrow called "Elevated Tapas" and I have no idea what's going to be in it and I am FIRED UP (patatas bravas for sure, maybe a charcuterie board? grapes? girl scout cookies? lfgggggggg)

the masters of suggesting new activity by forming new legal entities are back... and they've done it again

What if you invented a wet kind of chili powder where you also had to wash your microplane every time you wanted a pinch? How tf is that a pro tip

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

Guh. Just had a migraine so bad I woke up from a deep sleep

As someone who's married to a girl from Philadelphia, I strenuously object to having more knives in the house.

early-season BLOOD WEEK in men's college lacrosse. #1 (Syracuse) and #2 (Maryland) lose, three others in the top 20 (Penn State, Towson, Boston University) lose to unranked teams (Navy, St. Joes, Yale). Great day for the Ivy League

It's been a minute since I was last coaching down here. Good fields, I miss seeing DC United games at the old RFK stadium

Do they though

what is this 6-3 bullshit, it's too bad the supreme court can't vote 6-7

Congratulations, everybody, It's Big Beer Friday. We made it

mid-February college lacrosse update: well now it starts to get better. all the games this weekend *should* happen when and where they're supposed to be. Also, everybody's played their first game and gotten those nerves/weirdness out of the way. (1/)

to fix this we just need to speak the owners' language: last place team in each division has to relinquish a teeny tiny bit in real estate tax breaks. that will get the owners motivated

MORE METEOROLOGIST MOVIES youtu.be/nDGEWgzcxJ4?...

now you got me thinking about which wine would be the best mixer with Melon Mountain Dew. It's a rosé, right?

I wonder where I need to apply to be the official curling meteorologist

Maxing.

At lunch just now, went to a retirement party for probably 45 combined years of experience. And between now and 4:30 I am scheduled for six overlapping and conflicting meetings. This sucks, man

happy ash wednesday

the trojans are coming from inside the horse

Back on my bullshit (Roasting poblanos with the vent hood on MAXIMUM)

I've read some folks saying Team 3, but any well-coached drinking team would be able to isolate the Utah player on defense and just run isos on them all game

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

I personally will add a trillion or two to this number later this year when my kid goes to college

Actually this makes me wonder why the stereotypical "AI user" these companies hyp up is somebody who puts prompts in? The real value will be for the person who can tell if the *output* of the AI is good or not. The AI Auditor, not the AI prompter.

The final runner has returned from loop 1. “This mud sucks. What’s it made of? Grease?” #BM100

I could fix her. But why would I want to?

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

Terrible cocaine that's been cut so much it's mostly cornstarch and baking soda

I remember posting some months ago that SWer's are the canary in the coal mine. One of the first places people cut back on when their disposable income dries up. I'm serious: forget looking at the Federal Reserve Board of Governors' meetings...ask a Baltimore stripper.

( #NWS_BaltWash): The #snow & sleet continue to stick around on the ground despite the slow thaw over recent days. With that said, Dulles TIED their respective record for 18 consecutive days of 4" + snow depth while BWI sits in 2nd place at 18 days & DCA tied for 15th at 9 days. #MDwx #VAwx #DCwx

TRAGEDY: I'm on a very large call where I was expecting to just barely pay attention and the lead project manager has my same first name, so I keep involuntarily jumping every 15 seconds when they say my name

These eligibility shenanigans are new to CFB but are well established in non-revenue/Olympic sports. I played a D1 sport, and I still remember my first practice, I was fresh out of high school and up against a dude that was married with his second kid on the way. www.espn.com/college-foot...

Somebody needs to invent a moisturizer where the nozzle doesn't dry out and makes that glob that sticks to your face and doesn't rub in

Great opportunity for someone who wants to make a run at being the Antipope to invite, like, Loyola of Chicago and St. Joe's for a game

Disappointed in the Italian curling team's footwear. Huge missed opportunity for some stylish Ferragamo or Fendi loafers. And white socks???!?

Sports app now

Differential equations>>>>>>>>>>vibes