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this mf thinks he's a genius because he knows what "L" stands for in roman numerals I also love how he makes up an imaginary kid to get mad at. He's probably not allowed within 500 feet of a school

I was looking to get a blender and I asked to borrow my neighbor's ninja to see what the fuss was about. I didn't like it? It's effective at atomizing food. But you have zero control or ability to get any other chunkier texture. Also that releases bitter flavors out of seeds. I got an Oster instead.

Add more stages to the field IMO. Put up the American Gladiators final course

I am a simple woman

Been watching this game for like an hour now and I still can't say if I like Ole Miss' helmets or not

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: A few minutes after I was born, they put me in an incubator with a broken thermostat so it was more like an air fryer

Indiana driving late in the first half, completing passes to guys wearing #37, Cignetti with full stankface. Bama is in TROUBLE

this tracks, with the exception of Penn State's most hated rival the Texas Tech Red Raiders. God I hate them so much. So glad they just got embarrassed by Oregon, guns down, you jerks.

lol, I did the same thing

/watching Oregon /Me "Brandon Finney is from Maryland, he went to McDonough"

In honor of the Year of our Lord Twenty Twenty Sickos, I am done glazing the prime rib

This Cotton Bowl is good. Miami winning all three phases of the game, field position, and time of possession. Lotta game left

Before you go out tonight don't forget to soak your peas and have a good plan to get home safe!

In the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum and I have some bad news about what year it is tomorrow

2020 was such an outlier of a universally bad year that when everyone does the annual "fuck (2023/2024/2025) the whole year was a dumpster fire" (seriously, go back to posts from December of any year, we always do this) it feels unfair to the true dumpster fire king

It's December 30th! Time to get going on the New Year's Day Roast Beast.

they call him deacon blues

My map (I grew up in a huge family poor and without any prospects in like the worst weather imaginable in upstate NY and had a good time *before* streaming existed, sometimes nothin' is a pretty cool hand)

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Between Penn State hiring D'Anton Lynn as DC and Northwestern hiring Chip Kelly as OC, we're really giving a reboot to the 2023 UCLA Bruins

My new fitness initiative in my office is being the only one working, so every so often you have to get up and walk around the halls flapping your arms to turn the lights back on

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

I helped Rick Moranis pick out dress socks in a Manhattan Men's Wearhouse (he is color blind) later, I learned that his wife had recently passed and he was dropping out of acting in order to spend his time raising his kids. 😭

because of link rot, the original analysis is not available, so all we're left with is this blog post about where Big Ten graduates live: frankthetank.org/2018/05/18/o...

What a success story. It's not just that Baltimore in 2018 was the #1 city for homicide rate in the country, but it was #1 by a mile. To take that situation and drop it down to the lowest number of homicides in over a generation? for a city with basically no money? incredible.

HAPPY ANTEPENULTIMATE DAY OF THE YEAR @merriam-webster.com

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

One thing that always bothered me in "Star Trek: Into Darkness" (2013) was when JJ Abrams made it a point to crash the spaceship into a perfectly built Alcatraz. Like, I'm trying to suspend my disbelief here but you gotta meet me halfway

Just to save everyone some time: don't even bother calling Goodwill to see if they'll take formal dining room sets and china hutches even if they're in pristine condition

These are my emotional support hostages, I'm allowed to have them. Banks make me anxious

This literally is Pac-12 (1-0) erasure

I know these games don't count, but as a Penn State *and* Clemson graduate I am honestly interested in the Pinstripe Bowl. It will be worth it just to watch the two teams run onto the field and to hear the fight songs after each make a score.

shred shred shred/ shred shred shred/ shred SHREEEEEED shred sh-shred

I ombred the pancakes

Has your club ever been top of the tree on Christmas day? 🎄

I am LATE FOR DINNER because I'm standing here in Maryland traffic in the middle of the street, staring at my neighbors tree

There are plenty of weather highlights in the lead up to Christmas & shortly thereafter for the CONUS, but wanted to give a shoutout to Fairbanks, AK which has been absurdly cold even by their lofty standards. Idc who you are, -35F for a high & -43F for a low on Sunday is brutal.

I, too, have absolutely eaten Popeyes wearing an Eagles shirt go birds I wonder what sides she gets

Working in the office today

it's legal because this is my emotional support wide receiver, I'm allowed to bring him with me

Who up putting they chicken under a brick??!? (Brick, or really heavy iron pan)

HOLY SHIT: ✨Trash Tuesday✨ x Festivus Airing of Grievances this week!!!!!!

this is how I feel about my feed as well, but if I can add anything slightly critical... ...well that's what the Festivus Airing of Grievances is for! Talk with you Tuesday 12/23

a few years ago for christmas I got my daughter a hot glue gun and she loved it so much I think this year I'm getting her a gas tungsten arc welder

What this means is that the very essence of time itself is now completely dependent on a few atoms in Gaithersburg, Maryland

The reverse camera angle at the end of the clip...you can see him grin a little bit and get his feet SET he knows he's about to snatch a soul

"...if it really means more, how come the SEC is the only conference to lose multiple playoff games?"

Ridley Scott shit right there

Cabbage braised with nutmeg, wine, and something sweet (I used a jaggery cube...brown sugar or molasses or whatever would also work). Wonderful side dish, 30 minutes. Riesling works well!