-Bront exploits children for free labor Morgan forgets Jeremy’s name 🐧 -STC boys preemptively take the credit for NWSLtoCBUS -John Zidar is the Pete Edwards of ACES Radio -How much poop do you have in *your* butt? 💩

Wow so true 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Been thinking about what would be the funniest true identity of the #Crew96 Rhino and I’ve landed on Shrek of @acesradio.bsky.social infamy as the correct answer.

Hey @acesradio.bsky.social found Darby's dating site

tldr; #crew96 -Morgan is wrong -Man who has mated with an eagle tries to describe motorcycle reproduction 🏍️ -If Pam holds the button down can she see tubes with butts only? -Hunt the crynoceros 🦏 -AIPAC replaces Frankie Hejduk during pre-game

Somehow the Apple Podcast auto transcript made @john-zidar.bsky.social even cooler during the @acesradio.bsky.social intro

Time to rot my mind as I drive to Louisville. (Un)Luckily this will take most of the drive.

THE BOY NAILS IT AGAIN.

Darrin’s song from Episode 214 🛻

Nate’s song from Episode 214 🐣

Episode 214: NWSL to Columbus (Motorcycle Sidecar Edition) is live, shitlords. #Crew96 #NWSLtoCBUS podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

#StankOnTour commences. Crew U15s face off against NYCFC at 9:00am meanwhile milady and Stankette and I are driving down. Fortunately the latest episode of @acesradio.bsky.social should last most of the 15 hour drive.

So much scenery, so few arms. Sad.

Big day today. Don’t want to stir anything up but let’s just say: be ready.

It’s Thursday, and GCGBAG is actually three Massive Report Podcast hosts in a trench coat. Oppress the Crew Rhinoceros here: redd.it/1s465mt #Crew96 📠🦆

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

With the possible exception of The Boy, I think this may just work.

Erotic group therapy for the modern, progressive, masochist

When it isn’t Thursday yet but things seem to be happening anyway.

🔜🤔🙏

Rumors of someone returning to #Crew96, you say?

Burnt and Juiceteen sighting!

Great to see that everyone who lives in Youngstown has predicted.

You can’t convince us that this isn’t just a female Da Grunt

Have you said thank you once?

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 WE GOT A NEW HOT SUMMER JAM 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Trump elected, @acesradio.bsky.social launched. 2016 was when western civilization hit its nadir. #Blessed #CUBES #TheBoy #Lumbus #Pam #WetCorn #Crew96

Two equally significant anniversaries. #Crew96

The Trash Pocket was born exactly ten years ago today. #DiamondJubilee

stay back fellow youth

Happy birthday to The Wetness, Captain Sean Luc Zidar! 🎂🥳💛🖤 @john-zidar.bsky.social

OUR STATEMENT.

If this isn’t the #TIFOSWEAT project for the next #Crew96 home game, then @bam22542.bsky.social is dead to us.

Ted was insistent that the four of us join him for a quintup-tip dog 🌭

I literally could not be more excited for an NWSL team in Columbus. Just take all of my money. #NWSL2CLB columbusunderground.com/haslam-sport...

Some might say that a coincidence is just an explanation waiting to happen. #NWSL2CLB #Crew96 #NWSL columbusunderground.com/haslam-sport...

Yo @acesradio.bsky.social a new sponsor opportunity has dropped.

Morgan will never be able to sell the rest of the Hey Yaw! shirt inventory now.

The face of a man who may in fact leave at halftime and almost definitely will not remember the first half.

BIG FIGHTS IN THE GROUP CHAT

Field correspondent The Boy has sent an extremely urgent video

Raffling off a couple of #Crew96 tickets to tonight's home opener. Support independent, local, Disrespected media. #ImCheap

HIDE YOUR DRUGS FAM

The Weekly Dis, free to all, posts and hits inboxes of thedisrespected.com subscribers early Saturday a.m. Lots of good stuff here. Have a nice day. www.thedisrespected.com/p/c94ddce6-d...

Oh, what’s that? You want Crew highlights? WELL GUESS WHAT youtu.be/DJkpm5pF6RU

MERRY NATEMAS EVE