Who has made this 🤣

“Michigan hires Kerry Coombs”

“Sebastian’s father, Craig” bruh

@michaelarace1.bsky.social does this mean they’re considering Zawadski a CB and not moving him back to midfield?

The absolute dumbest timeline

How is Fil W€st higher on the list than Boehm or Tannenwald??

Columbus folks please share this out.

Continuing on this note: Greg Andrulis (USOC, SS), Sigi Schmid (SS, MLS Cup), Caleb Porter (MLS Cup, Campeones) and Wilfried Nancy (MLS Cup, Leagues Cup) all won two trophies with #Crew96. Today sucks, but I'm not sure it's Sigi-to-Seattle bad.

Oh damet isn’t going with Nancy? Great, wooden spoon season incoming…

(One of most noteworthy aspects of #Crew96 fandom is that one time two bus loads of us got detained by border patrol agents for like half a day because of illegal drugs and it wasn’t the most dramatic bus trip we’d been on. Thanks, #ShitBus!)

If that hit wasnt targeting, what is??

August Burns Red’s Carol Of the Bells at exactly midnight after Thanksgiving >>>

The jackets in overtime. what a shocking development

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Exercised the option for moreira 😅

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

Don’t worry guys, the performance of the team next year won’t be relevant in harnessing the excitement of the World Cup to make new fans

Baby berhalter gonna beat Messi in 2 finals in the same season

Never listening again, just reading Amy's summations

Things seem quiet today and ngl, it’s making me feel a bit nervous 😅

And they control our soccer team 🙃

the best use of this meme format I’ve seen in a long time. A true work of art

I am once again asking the Blue Jackets to bring Boomer back as a secondary mascot

Idk, if you have to build a full offseason into the middle of the regular season bc half your stadia are unplayable, the schedule change might actually be a bad idea. Like i said, idk tho.

Is this why he made that random weird comment about magnets a few days ago?

Tim Kaine is gross

lol @ guy running his mouth about this being our most painful loss ever. Buddy this doesn’t even crack the top 5, maybe not even top 10.

This team doesn’t have the attacking prowess to do this

Important Reminder for Today #HellisReal #crew96

I stg if one of these sweet sweet baby bois gets hurt in this meaningless international break, I will raze fifa to the ground.

Saturdays gonna be fun

When Cincinnati FC saw Wilfried in that white turtleneck, they should have just got back on the fucking bus. #crew96

Jacking up prices after a tough season in which you largely underperformed is certainly a choice... (Resale tix are filtered out so this is only direct-from-club unsold tix)

I saw some “sportsball” nerds being glad baseball is over because they think we will stop talking about it Sit back, relax, and strap it down, babe, it’s time for free agency and winter meetings

Game 7 also gonna go 18 innings

We apologize, turns out we only have Tifo hours TONGHT. Saturday hours are not needed! Thank you so much for all who helped us get this project done ahead of schedule! 💛🖤

Turns out fans of a certain SWO soccer team *really* hate it when you misspell the name of their city. This is completely new information that was definitely learned accidentally. yep, totally an accident

Quite honestly I expected it to be worse but the fact that it was in reach and no one was dangerous makes it so much more disappointing

It is time for Daniel Gazdag to leave

Crew spent about $6m on Picard and Gazdag and I've gotta say, Issa Tall hasn't covered himself in glory here.

A center back for one of your best attacking players is a weird sub when you’re losing…

GO CREW!!! Our #RoughLads have travelled for tonight’s playoff match in HELL🔥 #Crew96 @nordecke.com

Last call! Our 12pm bus has seats available, and we still have tickets open to members and non-members alike. If you woke up this morning ready to take a half day, spend it with us with down in Cincy. 💛 Don’t forget to wear yellow!

I know there are more important things to focus on right now but 3 more yrs of Inter Messi is not the news I needed today 🙃

Dammit Gregg

@tokenliberal.bsky.social favorite chant is back! Feel like I haven’t heard that in a minute

Does not compute

Love you Columbus 💛🖤