Find someone who cares about you as much as RFK Jr cares about teenage sperm.

TBF the #Crew96 defense deserves this award.

Inside of you are two Wolfs. One of them just scored on the Crew again.

Wolf has a hat trick on three shots. #Crew96 should be fully embarrassed.

Pull the starters, save them for Open Cup. #Crew96

Rydstrom is not working out. #Crew96

Fucking lol

Because nostalgia is rose-colored glasses. We don't remember having to wind cassettes with a pencil when they came unspooled, CDs ruined by a scratch, or burning through AA batteries by the case. We just yearn for the "simpler times." This is also true about "the golden age of America," by the way.

Me: "Joel Edgerton looks a little like a dime store Chris Pratt." Kristen: "Isn't Chris Pratt the dime store Chris Pratt?" The laugh that I laughed.

Absolutely. The federal government ignores the courts, states ignore the courts.

Dems need to ignore the ruling on redistricting in Virginia and run with these maps anyways. It's what Republicans have done in other states, including in Ohio, where our districts are still illegal

Former Franklin Co. Sheriff's Deputy Jason Meade found guilty on reckless homicide charge

John Roberts should never eat a meal in peace in a restaurant ever again.

You know who's a zero on scale of 10 for pedophiles? People who aren't pedophiles.

Two great minds talking soccer and relocation threats and other good stuff. Check it out, and subscribe to both. #Crew96

I cannot believe today's NYT Strands puzzle didn't accept my answer.

Using an AOL email address for your business dealings is... a choice.

I'm going to write to my (deeply shitty) congressman today for patients like Mike who need the government to keep funding the kind of medical research that saves lives. Take 5 minutes of your day and do the same. www.house.gov/representati...

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Know before you go (to the polls)!

If you ever want to see prime examples of @scalzi.com's "'asshole' is the failure mode of 'clever,'" check out r/askelectricians or r/askplumbers on Reddit. Those "professionals" LOVE to be dicks to people asking for help or input.

In the past year alone, Jeff Bezos's net worth has increased by $75 billion. That’s $205,479,452 per day $8,561,643 per hour $142,694 per minute $2,378 per second The median American’s weekly earnings is $1,235 ($64,220/yr).

Setting up for the primary tomorrow and the tablets are borked.

Kei Kamara retired.

Well, Kroger is switching to the "easier to fist you with dynamic pricing" labels.

May the 4th be with only @morganhughes.bsky.social

Hot take: even though they're ass in league play, #Crew96 have been more dangerous without Wessam.

Disgraceful. #Crew96

Rydstrom is a first half coach. #Crew96

Boiko just have Wilfried Nancy a second red card. #Crew96

Boiko just gave Wilfried Nancy a red card. #Crew96

Just walked past someone wearing a Minnesota United jersey and a cowboy hat and I have SO MANY QUESTIONS. #Crew96

#Crew96 tailgates are the best.

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Occurs to me that people need to know where to get the best info on #savethecaps amid the current drama. Follow these people: @harjournalist.bsky.social @aftn.bsky.social @risingaction.bsky.social @jjadams.bsky.social If I'm missing anyone Vancouver people let me know.

If Las Vegas wants an MLS team... Or more accurately, if a billionaire wants an MLS team in Vegas, let them go through the expansion process and get one the fair way. Vegas has already stolen an NFL team, an MLB team, and a WBNA team via relocation. It's a pretty bad fucking look. #SaveTheCaps

I'm all in on Open Cup this year, but let's not have any more of our boys injured in the process. #Crew96

CHASE ADAMS GOAL! #Crew96

Troughs are a war crime.

Hugo Picard has more goals that Leo Messi in the US Open Cup. #Crew96 #USOC26

Hugo Picard, King of the Open Cup. #Crew96

Minutes before kickoff. #Crew96

One gate is open for this match. Deeply unserious organization. #Crew96

Library lovers are sexy.

We're already seeing a society where desperate people are engaging in desperate actions to fight fascism. Today's Supreme Court ruling, which further removes Americans' rights, will only make this worse. I hope these justices are prepared for the consequences of their decisions.

I see our current Supreme Court is still firmly on the path of re-establishing racism as the law of the land. No depth too low for these six Grand High Wizards to sink to.

And with that, I'm done filling out buckets at work.