There's no way this isn't Kelce's last season. #ChiefsKingdom

If I have to suffer through a bad Chiefs season, at least I get to cheer every time that shitbag Butker misses yet another kick.

It's time.

Issa Tall has a chance to impress the fans. #Crew96

The goalpost is playing for both teams tonight. #MLSCup

Vamos Vancouver! #MLSCup

MLS: "We're shooting this final on iPhones!" Me: "Yes, the broadcast looks like it was shot on a cell phone."

OMG KICK THE FUCKING BALL ALREADY #MLSCup

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Ofc today—OF ALL DAYS!—Fifa decides to present a shambolic award to Trump when we’ve had our award ceremony scheduled FOR MONTHS! Well, their shameless display shouldn’t overshadow the humanitarian work of our honoree. We are proud to announce Guy Fieri as our 2025 GCGBAG World Peace Prize winner!

Is the World Cup draw not done? Didn't the broadcast start over an hour ago? For fuck's sake, draw the balls and move the fuck on.

Always punch Nazis. Even wax ones.

MLS survey respondents being more likely to use bluesky than twitter certainly pokes a hole in the narrative about sports interest On Here.

#Crew96 are playing in the Open Cup this season. Guess they're not worried about schedule congestion, what with missing out on the other two tournaments.

Well shit.

I can't disagree with any of this. Nancy gave us the Irish goodbye when leaving for Scotland. They coordinated his introduction over there to hit exactly when Nagbe was doing his final press conference. Maybe there's more to the story, but this is not a class act. #Crew96

I'm so young. #SpotifyWrapped

Every time Arace references ACES Radio in his writings about the Columbus Crew, the Buffalo Bills get a little bit closer to winning the Super Bowl. 🙏

Can't wait for a democratic president to unpardon all of his crooked cronies once he's gone.

It felt weird to just delete the email about the #Crew96 gear sale, but they have literally nothing I want.

“If there’s one lesson we all should have learned over the past decade: don’t piss off Crew fans.” #Crew96

Follow-up: I emailed Homage and got a literally instant response. From an AI bot. Fuck Homage forever.

Homage has sent me 16 marketing emails in the past five and a half days. SIXTEEN. Get a fucking grip.

one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome

The media can seriously STFU with these stories. If your household income is over a half a million dollars, your "money-saving" tips are fucking nonsense. You saved up 1.5M because you make a fuckton of money. You're a 1%er.

Is this where Republicans say that a woman should have had sex with him?

Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.

Inter Miami and NYCFC are playing right now. I'm watching Avengers: Age of Ultron for like the millionth time instead. #MLS can't make me care.

Congrats to teams who are headed to their conference championships. Also, condolences to Ohio University. #LoveAndHonor #MACtion

So, how many couches are on fire in OSU student housing areas right now?

Oh @dispatch.com I learned to get receipts from @knaas.bsky.social.

Slow clap for @dispatch.com for letting us know player status after the game is over. 👏👏👏

It's not hard, but that's definitely a deliberate head-buttt.

The data would almost certainly look similar in most states--both the overall number and the list of companies at the top. Maybe flip the top two, swap Albertsons for Kroger and a local health services company in Ohio

Typos are wonderful

My one regret in not being on Twitter anymore: losing the #ShitBus hashtag. Happy belated tenth anniversary to the greatest road trip in #Crew96 history.

Gonna be amazing to have that MLS match in Minnesota or Chicago between thanksgiving and Christmas in 2027. Remember the league plans for a home match at least every three weeks. Gotta play once at home between those holidays

Apparently I was so relaxed while watching TV with a kitty on my lap that my smartwatch thought I was napping. #winning

Bucks vs. Bucks tonight at Madison Square Garden, apparently. "The Associated Press created this story using technology provided by Data Skrive and data from Sportradar." - but without copy editors it seems. www.espn.com/nba/preview/...

If the Chiefs miss the playoffs this year, it will be because of self-inflicted injuries. Dropped balls, penalties... Ugh.

I love that even road games sound like home games for #ChiefsKingdom. The roar of the crowd on that pick sounded like a crowd in Kansas City.

These are not lap cats; it's a Thanksgiving miracle.

Happy holiday shower beer to all those who celebrate

At this point, the New York Times has a hard time getting anything right.

Teefs

I seriously want to know what kind of blackmail material Rudy Camacho has on someone. #Crew96

this is mesmerizing

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FUND ALL THIS EXTRA SCHOOLING VIVEK