I know Cucho is too much of a pro to be here or stalking messages towards him, but man, I hope he holds onto the memory of his amazing assist in game 1 rather than the saved PK from tonight. Love you Cucho. Forever #Crew96

Colombia, you know what you need to do

Maybe, just maybe, it's not about having the right coach. Maybe it's about the fact that, from the time they first play a sport, kids sports centers are built around squeezing as much money out of the parents as possible. It's not about developing players here, and it really shows

Subbing a keeper in for PKs and him getting no saves would be the absolute funniest thing

VAR has to reverse that right?

I fear I’ve posted about this before, but I am irrationally upset by seeing Liquid IV ads, because the name is doubly stupid: 1) IVs are always liquid. 2) it’s a powder, so it’s definitively not a liquid.

Beware of perpetuating rants against “progressive” or “centrist” Dems. Putin & MAGA want us to have this fight. Let’s not enlist. Support candidates who address issues we care about rather than align with “camps” within the opposition. Focus on defeating the fascists in the midterms.

Evergreen skeet

Never forget that 1979 Celtics game where Larry Bird hit a 3-pointer and immediately picked a fight with a young child in the courtside seats. That child was Morgan Hughes, and some say he still has brain damage

Guys I think this is why Matt Turner hasn't been the first choice for keeper

Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’

I dunno, pretty sure my cat is in my house right now

Nah, go insane and flip it. Build a ski hill down Broadway. Start the luge run on the 30th floor of the Empire State Building.

reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]

Holy shit, que golazo indeed, Japón

Eloy Room is blocking all these shots like he thinks they’re full of the Covid vaccine

I love how it's been years since I watched him play in MLS, and Almiron still has a permanent "on the verge of tears" expression, no matter the context

If I had a nickel for every world cup 2026 game in which Miguel Almiron got a card from a VAR review, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

Petition to name the CanMNT the geese because they do NOT fuck around

Still thinking about that amazing Cucho assist. Probably will be thinking about it for a long time.

That's Columbus Crew Legend, Cucho Hernandez to you

For the love of god, please stop showing washed up celebrities. Except for Kareem. More Kareem, please

Feel free to call me for all your basketball inquiries from now on, @morganhughes.bsky.social I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=sK8...

I got to see the Mer de Glace for the first time in early 2020. There are hundreds of steps and a ski lift to take you from Montevers down to the glacier. As I walked down those steps, I was struck by the "decade placards" marking the level of the glacier at different decades.

At this point, I'm convinced Pochettino is actually just Russell Crowe pretending to know soccer

New personal best! I just went 76-6, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=YQ3...

Best I've gotten so far as a "doesn't know much ball" person. Funny this team does better than one I had with Michael Jordan and Larry Bird I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=w02...

Those aren't explosions, they are RUDs, obviously

“NASA has had a number of explosions over the years, typical government incompetence, we must privatize space exploration” [every privatized rocket immediately explodes upon launch] “ah! well, nevertheless,”

The Dress of Theseus

If anything isn't feeling right, it's that Issa still has a job

I mean, that's partially to be expected when players have never faced an ounce of public accountability for as long as I have been a fan, back to 2014. Every loss is "we did all the right things, nothing to see here." When a new coach comes in who voices he expects more, it's bound to cause issues

Massive blunder by the Crew to not paint the stadium white and get a sponsorship to name it "The White Castle"

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

LinkedIn used to be a proper place full of generic "how to be successful" posts. Now it's full of nothing but AI-generated "how to be successful" posts

@sickosfc.bsky.social knows this is not Texas A&M but a league-based currency that has no real understood or established value

Yesterday I went on CKNW in Vancouver to talk about what #SaveTheCaps can learn from #SaveTheCrew. Give it a listen, and tell everyone you know. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

2016: Columbus Crew releases a kit based on the Columbus city flag. Crew finishes 9th in conference and misses the playoffs 2026: @supportersupply.co releases a kit based on the Columbus city flag. Crew season tbd, but not looking good, guys

Solidarity. Now and forever. #SaveTheCaps

This is truly the most absurd iteration of "logo explainer" graphics. We all know football fans can't read all this anyway

When the world feels upside down, try asking yourself...am I just a really relaxed greyhound?

Whoever took this photo knew exactly what they were doing with the lighting and shadows re: his upper lip

I first saw this posted DURING LOS!! WE LITERALLY COULD NOT COMMUNICATE WITH THE CAPSULE AND IT HAD NOT COMPLETED THE FLYBY!!! Legitimately crazy stuff

If you think about it, LoS is the ultimate out of office setting #ArtemisII

ok using your last words before you go around the far side of the moon to remind humanity to love your neighbors is goated

"To all of you down on earth, we love you, from the moon" This from Victor hit hard after having read the phrase, "I love you to the moon and back" to my now almost 5 year-old

Mom, I'm on a livestream!!! #ArtemisII

"Just a fantastic looking terminator" #ArtemisII

Today is the day that I realize I didn't learn shit from the Save The Crew era. Because of course I immediately searched to see if an announcement had been made...

It will forever be hilarious to me that IU could have ditched Woodson earlier and gotten Dusty May. Instead, Michigan is on the fast track to a final four with a dominant team, while IU didn't even make the tournament