If @acesradio.bsky.social doesn't get a sponsor placement on Z.Z.'s boots, then what are they even doing?

People: Congress needs to work Schumer: What if I just tell people that I work and then just don't do anything

Why stop there? I'm in favor of Cølümbüs

Absolutely had to double-check the account as this seemed like something The Onion would post. Unfortunate that they chose the absolute least popular oral hygiene activity for this.

This quote is right out of an episode of @acesradio.bsky.social

Give me <Morgan Hughes> performing <Chug That Goo> while <Brønte> throws his <bucket> into the air as he performs as a <podcast host> @acesradio.bsky.social

I need everyone to experience that new RSV vaccine commercial

If there is no theoretical limit to pumpkin size and they store carbon, could we just launch massive pumpkins into space as a means of carbon capture? Many people are asking this

From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.

Engineers really do have codes of ethics. They have to! If they didn't, that bridge you're driving across could topple beneath you. And, so many other examples.

Looks like @morganhughes.bsky.social's nickname in high school

My personal disaster of the week is learning that Annie Chun's has decided to change the recipe for their shoyu ramen. It's baffling to me that they would dare to mess with perfection

BREAKING: The Revs couldn't win their first MLS Cup with Caleb Porter, who won a cup with each previous MLS job. So now they're trying the strategy of hiring a coach who has never won an MLS Cup

I need everyone to know that I have achieved the impossible: Opening two Kraft mac and cheese boxes without shredding the boxes

"I'm just an owl, standing in front of a sign, asking you not to molest me."

I didn't expect to wake up on Labor Day (U.S.) to see endless posts about the failings of the Labour party (U.K.) Clearly, the lesson is that the American english spelling is correct, since at least I get a day off of work

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I do not trust AI to adequately evaluate my students' understanding of course material. If we use AI to grade, we might as well use it for lectures too, right? Let's be honest about this. Proposals like this are just a step towards destroying academia. #AcademicSky #EduSky

The coolest thing to me is how AI algorithms were developed to quickly interpret vast sets of data that are otherwise impossible for humans to analyze in a reasonable amount of time. Leave it to money-hungry opportunists to turn it into a machine that eradicates critical thinking.

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

I can tell you what Morgan's skills are, it will be very straightforward. Because he has touched a ball, he might play basketball. But he would need prior approval from his mother (Pam) Simple as that

Are the "other targets" in the room with us, Tom?

I can almost guarantee @morganhughes.bsky.social has his screen printer ready to make Picard-themed shirts and jerseys as soon as this transfer deal goes through

Hi @tokenliberal.bsky.social

The same people who raise hell about seeing people with Mexican flags will gleefully talk to you for hours about their 23andme heritage map

A fun theory could be that companies are leaning into these ridiculous answers to bring about the demise of LLMs from the inside. One could dream I suppose

Drafting xkcd.com/3093/

Just when I was thinking about downloading Duolingo again. Guess I'll be using a different language learning site in the future

To the student who wrote in their course evaluation, "I love his colorful shirts": I see you and I appreciate you

This is false advertising. It's called the "lil devil" but that is not @morganhughes.bsky.social on the shirt

Great plan! Just cut out the spy agency middleman and put that funding towards hacking AI tools!

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Big ups to @tokenliberal.bsky.social for sending me a Save the Crew book to help craft a local community initiative. Your support for the local people continues to inspire. Thank you for always supporting the chanpion, @morganhughes.bsky.social

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

The Browns drafting Sanders in the 5th round after already drafting another QB is just peak comedy.

a lot of people are assuming foul play, but I want folks to realize just how much surviving sexual abuse increases the chance of suicide and other awful things that prematurely end one's life.

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

How I arrived on Bluesky

I can't wait to hear what @morganhughes.bsky.social has to say on Massive Report's 500th episode!

Academic research is an engine of scientific and economic growth. The benefits of having a robust and well-funded nationwide research program are *enormous*.

Called it. #Crew96

A great post by #Survivor48 Eva about RFK Jr.’s latest idiotic statements regarding autism: www.instagram.com/reel/DIl8-mJ...

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

Oh my goodness Crew FO you cannot be serious. You have got to check alignment on these things #Crew96

Wilfried Nancy and the Columbus Crew are absolutely elite at building freedom and improvisation out of a well-drilled structure. It's spectacular to watch.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

That's one way to make sure the US wins a World Cup. Just don't let the other teams compete!

Hey #AcademicSky and science 🧪 folks, does anyone have a go-to free, low cost, or open-source software for finite element analysis? Bonus points for multiphysics options to include thermal analysis or piezoelectric effects

Hard to believe @tokenliberal.bsky.social has made it another year on this planet! From the primordial soup of our planet's creation to central Ohio, your presence will always be appreciated