I know I’m supposed to be upset but that was a fun fucking game. Also I am actually real life happy for all my former Crew fan friends who just won a playoff game for the first time since, like, 2010? What a night. Enjoy it, friends.

On my way to Cincinnati. #MissYouBoi

MATCHDAY. #Crew96

Zohran > Zaha 🤷🏻‍♂️

The American government heads to the Supreme Court in its effort to starve its own people. FUCKING CLOWNS

Drawing in the alley with my kid.

Man, want to be transported back to a moment in time? youtu.be/HeIY3mUo6jo

One thing people say to me a lot is “Morgan you are all about fairness.” So when I criticize Pam and she criticizes me back, I always say “that’s not fair” which means a lot coming from me, because of how often people tell me how all about fairness I am. Pam you have too many clothes. Thank you.

When your body language says you’re tired and hungry but your outfit says you’re on a chilly bike trip in operation desert storm

ICYMI: We released a t-shirt and hoodie featuring the display art from Sunday. A portion of all sales goes directly to #TIFOSWEAT. When in doubt, make cool shit. #Crew96 🔗: www.supportersupply.co/hell-is-real

Oh god, the front office and their bosses at Homage are NOT going to like this.

Good morning. Progressive policies are popular and courage is contagious.

Hell was real in Columbus. 🏟️🔥👏👏🙌 The tifo is now available in a unisex t-shirt and hoodie. Get yours today! Ohio is Black & Gold 🖤💛😤 A portion of the proceeds benefit #TIFOSWEAT Only from Supporter Supply Co. www.supportersupply.co ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #Crew96 | #vamoscolumbus | #MySuppco | #HellIsReal

The pig characters in Peppa Pig look nothing like pigs. It’s insulting to pigs. Thank you.

Parenthood is waking up at 4am with crippling indigestion and knowing that the sound of the tums bottle next to your bed will wake up your kid and your ex-girlfriend and your dog so you just lay there and let your esophagus erode away in peace

Lovely tifo in Columbus tonight, knitting together Crew Cat, Goosebumps and Dia De Los Muertos imagery... And do I spot an Easter egg paying subtle tribute to the Men At Work crest??? 👏

Kevin Glenn is the Cucho Hernandez of Crew fan art. HE NEVER FUCKING MISSES.

People are like, Morgan at some point you have to stop being happy every time Anthony Precourt loses at sports. Pam. No I don’t. Stop speaking to me.

LOL PRECOURT FC

(Hashtang clock in.)

If you’re headed to the game today, grab a couple items from the list below and drop them off to Steel City Massive at the tailgate. #Crew96

MATCHDAY. #Crew96

I am comfortable rooting for the Blue Jays in the World Series so long as those rough lad red patch boyz who shot fireworks at my face in Toronto the last three times I was there to watch the Crew play aren’t also Blue Jays fans.

Just watched one of those “YouTuber reacts” vids and it was part 3 of the STC documentary and on behalf of all of us I’d like to say that the guy reacting doesn’t respect my cunning and my brilliance and grace and my moxie nearly enough. Also how humble I am, he should respect that more. Thank you.

Reskeeted for visibility. #Crew96

Nora woke us up at 6am this morning playing Halloween music in her room, which is very upsetting for me because I’ve never done anything annoying in my entire life and I don’t deserve this treatment.

Please, Scotland. Don’t take my dad Wilfried Nancy from me. #Crew96

Let it be known that I, who some are calling THE CONTINUING CHAMPION, am offering my full endorsement to Jesse Vogel for Columbus City Council District 7. We need more progressive outsiders on City Council. In-person voting is on Tuesday, 11/4. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🫡

Nora got sick on Sunday and I woke up sick today. Procreation is a scam to get you to buy DayQuil.

Hey cool, it’s that same Crew loss from the entire season again

Crew spent about $6m on Picard and Gazdag and I've gotta say, Issa Tall hasn't covered himself in glory here.

Colleen and I are concerned that our son Sean Zawadzki just shat his pants on national tv.

*Picard and Arfsten in warm-ups* Picard: oh hey bro Arfsten: hey Picard: what’s up man, you wanna have our worst game? Arfsten: oh hell yeah, let’s do it bro /scene

FCC is just relaxing, casually figuring out which one of us they’re going to split open. It’s ominous, like Wilt Chamberlain walking through a hotel lobby.

“The two cities, Columbus and Cincinnati, simply don’t like eachother.” Uhhhh, what? I like Cincinnati. Cool place.

One of my favorite things to do is talk shit about MLS teams who sign central defenders or goalies as designated players, but Gazdag getting all that money to be a role player off the bench is just, like, ooof goddamn. We got FLEECED.

If you think #Crew96 has a shot in hell to win this game tonight, you are certifiably insane. FCC has match-winners all over the field. Crew haven’t played well since May, and half our roster is injured. This is their year. Cincinnati is a championship city. No way they underperform.

MATCHDAY. #Crew96

For the uninitiated. youtu.be/8SSXZoquvNQ

Spartans and Wolverines playing for the Paul Bunyan Trophy reminds me of the last time the Crew front office had a fun event.

One of the unique things about #HellIsReal is that a significant percentage of FCC fans used to be Crew fans and there is a lot of shame associated with switching allegiances.

Morgan's power grows. You fools, this is what he wants. He feeds off this like a parasite. He grows stronger with every post and comment. Soon he'll be too strong to take down.

Someone is really mad at College H.U.N.K.S

Incredible to watch the people on r/Columbus completely not understand how @morganhughes.bsky.social works

Good to hear Ann Fisher on WOSU during the membership drive. Here’s a video I made five years ago. youtu.be/z0NF1Gq0Qv0

Wow look at this post on r/Columbus that is getting a lot of attention. Turns out people hate corporate litter. redd.it/1oe2s9k

I hate when Pam tells me about a stressful day she has coming up. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe I also have a lot on my plate? I don’t, but you never even asked. Disgusting.

Eight years ago today. #Crew96

OPE, JOHN ZIDAR HAS BEEN BLACKLISTED BY HOMAGE.