Today was a good day for Columbus sports. #aaa

When in doubt, make cool shit.

Oh no, hate to see that. 💅

As a lifelong fan of our beloved Columbus Aviators, I’d like the record to reflect that we should have kicked the field goal there. Thank you.

I’ve been doing Pam’s laundry for like 36 hours and I think that gives me an excuse to get existential. When I’m Sixty-Four and Martha My Dear and Your Mother Should Know have NO BUSINESS EXISTING, and they’re all just so fucking good. We need to talk about it more. Listen to the white album. Fuck.

You can tell that Belgium probably supports their troops a little bit harder than our players do. #USMNT

I heard Morgan Hughes grew up playing basketball, and is only respected as a soccerman because he is friends with Alex Thomas who actually saved the Crew. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER.

Mercedes-Benz Stadium sucks as a soccer venue. There, I said it. #USMNT

Friday evening dance party. 🚂🚂🚂

Wow, what a terrible night to ride my bike home from the failing ACES Radio. If I die, please don’t let Pam know that she was right.

No #Crew96 game this weekend, thankfully. Perfect excuse to get outside and make your voices heard. #NoKings

I hate making buttons, but I love having made buttons. 🆗🆒

(The Supporter Supply 2026 World Cup kit are fucking SICKKKKKKKKKKKK.)

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My hobby of buying vintage track jackets on eBay and turning them into the best #Crew96 items that never existed continues. (Check out the Just Do It tape, my god.)

Less than 400 signatures away from 4000!!! Let's hit it today! #NWSLtoCBUS

What an insanely disappointing season for Ohio State men’s and women’s basketball. Goddamn.

Austin, TX supporter culture is 12 year olds pouring stolen beer on people in front of them and then the goal being called offside.

A normal night at the Tire Discounters.

(FUCK SEATTLE)

I demand the Crew go full 2014 DC United and just suck hot ass in every game as a generationally fucking horrible sports team and also win the Open Cup, thank you.

DOS A CERO IN COLUMBUS.

Plz wake up Crew 🙏

Checking in from the @gcgbag.com watch party 🫡 #NWSLtoCBUS #Crew96

OMFGGGGOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

MATCHDAY. #Crew96

Also there MIGHT be a chance to declare your undying support for women’s soccer in Columbus, but what do I know, I’m just an unfrozen caveman spokesperson.

My mom is singing on the radio tomorrow or whatever.

Video + Blog = Vlog #NWSLtoCBUS #Crew96

The last time there was a sign-able pledge of support for soccer in this city it ended up being a big factor in things going our way. So believe me when I say you need to sign this. And get your friends, family, coworkers, and neighbors to sign this. #Crew96 #NWSLtoCBUS nwsltocbus.com

For our pals hosting watch parties and tailgates in the coming weeks, it's definitely worth your while to print a QR code to display for the nwsltocbus.com website to gather as many signatures as possible! We even have a QR code for ya ready to print! #NWSLtoCBUS

👀 #NWSLtoCBUS redd.it/1ry5w8x

Spreading the gospel of #NWSLtoCBUS at @columbushumane.bsky.social

LeBron is 41 years old and he had 30 last night on 13/14 from the field. What the fuck, man.

Hahahahahaha, fuck Inter Miami.

No one asked, but I get the distinct impression that we’re getting close to to end of the #NWSLtoCBUS saga. I think there are five cities involved, & this slot will be the last one for awhile. So if you haven’t signed the petition yet, do it NOW. It matters to the decision makers. nwsltocbus.com

Dropping Nora off at school. 🆗🆒

Baseball boys just didn’t support the troops hard enough. Hate to see that.

This right here is what social media is actually good for.

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Influencer culture is just so fucking weird.

Pam dating me when I had a real job vs Pam married to me running a t-shirt company

Okay, real talk time. #TIFOSWEAT sent these panels out to various elementary schools. The kids of Columbus painted them, sent them back, and the panels were then used to make this banner. That is so fucking cool. Proud of you. All of you. You’re the best of us.

A lot of people are saying that we’ve never won a home game when Bronte has outsourced a #TIFOSWEAT project to the local elementary schools, WOW SMDH MY HEAD

Listen to this old man. He is wise.

Here’s the thing that you boners don’t understand about shit ass Crew seasons; THEY ARE FUN AS FUCK. I AM HERE FOR THIS Join me in an empty Nordecke as we sing Aerosmith songs and tell our spouses we’re on our way home but don’t mean it. Live forever. Don’t be a coward.

Jean plz. #NWSL2CLB

Coming soon to a national television audience near you. 👀👀👀 #Crew96 #NWSL2CLB

MATCHDAY. #Crew96