Happy early Valentine’s Day from my ex-girlfriend’s daughter and 2/3 of the face of my son Steven Hughes.

Love this new trend of announcing a promotion via a candid picture of a dude showing up to work with a HUGE FUCKIN’ CHAW in, good job Crew

Yes you fucking are.

Just subscribed. You should too. #Crew96

Wow, 50 degrees outside. Feels nice to be officially done with winter.

Mike’s AMA on r/TheMassive is live. #Crew96 redd.it/1r13e60

Turn the files into trials.

BREAKING: My sources have told me that our hometown Columbus Aviators are calling the Nordecke sections at the old stadium the Flightdecke. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PREPARED TO BLAST.

Death, taxes, and Keith Naas breaking #Crew96 news before national outlets.

ICYMI: We released our 2026 jerseys, and they are delightful as hell. As always, everyone here at @supportersupply.co appreciates your continuing patronage of our small business. We wouldn’t be here without you. Glory to Columbus. #Crew96 www.supportersupply.co

One of the worst things about conservatives hating on people from Puerto Rico is my dad is from Puerto Rico and only me and my siblings are allowed to talk shit about my dad.

Holy shit, that was crazy good.

MLS execs at their various Super Bowl parties realizing the uniform matchup is boring ass all-white versus all-navy.

To see a kid from the #MEGATAILGATE playing for the Columbus Crew is wild, but also it’s exactly what we talked about during STC. This community matters. It always has and it always will. Glory to Columbus.

Two new graphic explainer kit release picture things. #Crew96

I know it’s late and no one is on AOL right now, but I just want the record to show that I am SHOCKED that the value of the fake drug money internet coin that the crime people use to pay themselves for lawlessness is collapsing. It is all just so unexpected.

Just wrote two new soccer jersey graphic explainer things. 👀👀👀

Happy season kickoff day to all (none) who celebrate.

Look at this display that Nora put up in our living room. I motion for her to replace Bronte as #TIFOSWEAT president immediately. Incredible.

Was discussing the upcoming Aviators season with a buddy and we decided they needed a fake supporter group named the Columbus Fly Boys, so of course I had to make merch for myself including an Oilers inspired football jersey because anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

Congrats, Cleveland! 🙏🙏🙏

TPS holders generate $5.2 billion in tax revenue annually. The answer to any legitimate concern about the American economy cannot be removing over five BILLION dollars in revenue overnight. To say otherwise is to be fundamentally disconnected from reality.

A whole lot of these shipping out today.

This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.

Pam made me go on a skiing trip and I’m the only poor who didn’t grow up skiing so I’m sitting in a hotel room taking care of this baby

Unretweeting the Henrik Rydström “FUCK ICE” quote tweet from earlier, as it reportedly did not happen. Fuck ICE though for real.

Me when the Crew get $2.5 million for Jacen Russell-Rowe

In which Arace accidentally offends the Palestinian people.

I just spent ten minutes of my valuable evening fixing the kitchen sink, and all Pam has to say is “thank you”? I am a Spirit of Columbus award winner. I HAVE BEEN RECOGNIZED BY MORPC, PAM.

I have allowed enough time for the snow plows to clear my way to the office. My sacrifices have been immense. I will be returning to normal life now and will be making no further statements. All questions can be sent to [email protected]

Every night I fight with my son.

Happy Sunday. Abolish ICE.

Federal agents murdering citizens in the streets of America while the ownership class sips champagne and watches fake fucking documentaries about themselves in the people’s house.

These parents raised a kid whose first instinct was to help someone up who was pushed down. I’m the dad of a 5 year old, and teaching her to be kind is the only thing I’ve cared about since the day she was born. Our government murdered their kid because they raised him right. I am so fucking angry

“This is not who we are.” THIS IS EXACTLY WHO WE ARE.

I have never been more proud to be from Columbus in my life.

Supporter Supply staff intro video 2K26 dot mp4 #business #marketing #hashtag

The Columbus Crew open the 2026 season one month from today. No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.

Indiana Hoosiers college football national championship before Austin FC played a single road game against the Columbus Crew.

Finally getting around to framing some of my signed #Crew96 jerseys.

Good morning. Abolish ICE.

Not a great night for lifelong Buffalo sports fans like myself.

Nutmeg News continues its personal attack on me, very illegal and very uncool

A ton of fascinating #Crew96 stuff here. Also, use the link in the story to help send Arace to Florida. The resulting content will be extremely cool and good.

Made a couple sweatshirts for the boys because on the streets they call me the Bills baby. They call me the Buffalo boy. #BillsMafia

Pam is sick. I am DISGUSTED. Thank you.

ICE increased its numbers in Columbus again. If you can give to CRIS, they are making sure people can stay out of harm’s way with food and resource drop off. crisohio.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/c...

Good morning. If you’re protesting today and need some #NEAT gear, we got you covered. www.supportersupply.co/neat

Oh man such a cool game, did you know that one time like ten years ago me and Sean and Mary Kathryn broke into WBEZ and put stickers on their windows? FUCK CHICAGO OR WHATEVER.